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    what the fuck is wrong with you?
    chill brother. chad means no harm.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    what the fuck is wrong with you?


    you're 16? nice...
    i've laughed along side more women friends who have farted
    and thought it was cute than you are old my friend.

    i suppose you don't fart?
    do your female pals pass gas & giggle?
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chill brother. chad means no harm.


    thank ya kindly drop leash 10.
    the dude's fine, no harm.
    he's an excitable young man which is fine, i know i was.

    i'm harmless for the most part.
    technically however, i am not harmless-lil-fucker.
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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    chadwick wrote:
    moreover, do Scot women laugh their asses off when they fart?

    if a Scot women can laugh here ass right off when she rips one
    then she is my friend
    I'm not a Scot woman...but I do fart and laugh quite often:) not always together though.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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    why are they always looking for a "hook-up" or a relationship? what happenened to just being friends?

    guys are usually the better friends for guys. only boys get that. it's a club.
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    guys are usually the better friends for guys. only boys get that. it's a club.
    no girls allowed :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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    no girls allowed :p
    even if I can fart - cup it - and deliver it???


    also I can burp 3 songs.


    and through really good thigh muscles I can also pee for distance. :eek:
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    know1know1 Posts: 6,763
    Why would a girl want a guy for a friend anyway? And vice versa. What's the point?
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    know1 wrote:
    Why would a girl want a guy for a friend anyway? And vice versa. What's the point?
    ARGH.

    seriously?

    there is more to intersex relationships than SEX itself.

    different perspectives, and basically what the point of having any friend is...an exchanging of ideas, and a sharing of experiences.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    ARGH.

    seriously?

    there is more to intersex relationships than SEX itself.

    different perspectives, and basically what the point of having any friend is...an exchanging of ideas, and a sharing of experiences.
    I definitely agree with this. I much prefer the company of women. If anything, the sexual aspect gets in the way of things. I'd like to be able to turn that off in a lot of respects.
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    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I definitely agree with this. I much prefer the company of women. If anything, the sexual aspect gets in the way of things. I'd like to be able to turn that off in a lot of respects.
    where were you 2, 3 hours ago? :o:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    where were you 2, 3 hours ago? :o:D
    Here :D

    I posted in this thread.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,122
    g under p wrote:
    I have a *friend* who is a girl and my lady has no problem with that. I've even slept in the same hotel room with her and everything was cool. Now grant you she's half my age, beautiful, single mother and I still find a way to keep my cool around.

    When go out to concerts everybody thinks we're together.

    Peace
    That right there tells me that you would sleep with her.
    Which I bet you're happy to let them think
    wow

    Not even after you wake up and have morning wood..maybe just a brush to the booty area ?

    agWell hell yes before I met my lady but that's now changed. I believe she would also because when i told her I had a girlfriend she was disappointed without ever telling me. She respects what I have and I respect what she wants in her young life. Her daughter loves me and how attentive I'm at concerts and at protest marches we attend.

    SFPeople think that way mainly because of her daughter who is interracial and she looks like me. We just look like a couple. We've travel all over the east coast to concerts both with eyes of approval and disdain of being interracial friends.

    PPI'm a man and yes in the morning the thought runs through my mind with her in the shower I have found an inner strength to restrain myself. I just think of my lady and thought is over.

    Peace
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    know1 wrote:
    Why would a girl want a guy for a friend anyway? And vice versa. What's the point?

    advice on chicks and a female perspective, which is what I get from my best female friend, who I have been friends with for over 15 years
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    smarchee wrote:
    advice on chicks and a female perspective, which is what I get from my best female friend, who I have been friends with for over 15 years

    Have you gotten anything else from her? *nudge*nudge*wink*wink*
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    two of my oldest (longest-term) friends are guys-I've known them nearly half my life. I've always gotten along better with men. Women (no offense ladies) tend to be catty and nasty to me and can get envious easily. Guys aren't like that, they're like, "hey. What's up?" :)

    Plus I am a sports chick and what would I do if I didn't have guys to talk to about it? I have not known many females that are die-hard baseball fans like me and who understand the theory behind why you can't speak to me when a baseball game is on! :)

    Plus they do also help with the 'male perspective' about guy-speak. Like I have learned that: "I'll talk to you later" means sometime between the moment they say it and the day someone dies (God Forbid). Guys view time differently then women. We expect a follow-up phone call or e-mail poste haste, and guys are like "huh? What the big whoop?"

    NOw what "I need space" means...I don't know :(
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    OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Allie wrote:
    two of my oldest (longest-term) friends are guys-I've known them nearly half my life. I've always gotten along better with men. Women (no offense ladies) tend to be catty and nasty to me and can get envious easily. Guys aren't like that, they're like, "hey. What's up?" :)

    I hear women say this a lot. To be honest, its not true. Guys talk a lot of shit about each other, and they get really threaten by other guys for many reasons. I work with nothing but dudes the last 7 years, and anytime a women works with us, its game on. Guys will show off, or put down any other dude that gets in the way of them getting ass. The only reason they are so friendly to you is the fact that you're a women, no threat involved. Or they just want a fuck, no matter what you think.

    I have one or two girl friends, but if I was alone with them for a long time, like maybe over three weeks, I would want to have sex just because I need to. Sorry to say it, but its true. Any other time it would be a no no.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i know alot of very intelligent women.
    for me, i am all about communicational skills.
    i don't always find a bump on a log intellectually stimulating.
    anyone who has a thought, a feeling, a sense of humor, or a talent and can grab my attention, i am interested in being around these people.
    both men & women are good friends to me & i to them.
    i like hangin out with women for many reasons.
    1. they're smart
    2. they smell good & look nice
    3. i like their female friends, more the merrier
    4. me alone with a group of women basiclly gives me a large boost of manliness
    5. i get and give advice/thoughts on either sex
    6. i adore how sensitive, loving, caring, and compassionate women can be
    7. women bring out the best in me as a manly badass dude
    8. i write poetry that spins the ladies into a whirlwind of warmth and drool
    9. can i get 10 reasons why i like women as friends out of this fucking list???
    10. i simply respect them, plain and simple
    11. yum
    12. :D
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
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    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    I hear women say this a lot. To be honest, its not true. Guys talk a lot of shit about each other, and they get really threaten by other guys for many reasons. I work with nothing but dudes the last 7 years, and anytime a women works with us, its game on. Guys will show off, or put down any other dude that gets in the way of them getting ass.

    The only reason they are so friendly to you is the fact that you're a women, no threat involved.
    Or they just want a ...-,

    no matter what you think.

    the 1st paragraph-I didn't know that. Interesting.

    2nd paragraph, like I said, we've been friends nearly 20 yrs. And one of them is married.
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    The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Generally speaking, guys can't 'just' be friends with good to decent looking chicks because they have dicks and are willing, able and ready to pork anything that moves seemingly at any given moment ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
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    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    The Champ wrote:
    Generally speaking, guys can't 'just' be friends with good to decent looking chicks because they have ... and are willing, able and ready to pork anything that moves seemingly at any given moment ;)..
    Oh no :( This makes me sad!

    and Pork! I'm Jewish! That's not kosher :)

    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    Allie wrote:
    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?

    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D

    LMAO

    how about boinking or ramming
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D
    :eek:

    oh no
    well, men like to think they get that far, I guess :rolleyes:
    ok excuse my while i go vomit now, please
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    Allie wrote:
    :eek:

    oh no
    well, men like to think they get that far, I guess :rolleyes:
    ok excuse my while i go vomit now, please

    :)

    ha ha ha. I couldn't resist, I knew I'd get a rise out of ya.
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    :)

    ha ha ha. I couldn't resist, I knew I'd get a rise out of ya.

    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    Allie wrote:
    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(

    Me, but I'm far away. :)
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Allie wrote:
    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(

    i am one
    believe it or not
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Me, but I'm far away. :)
    fair enough. You do seem like 'one of the good guys' :)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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    AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    chadwick wrote:
    i am one
    believe it or not
    Ok.
    that's 2! Thank goodness. I start to lose hope sometimes :(
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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