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The AET Film Script thread

Right, everyone, I'm bored so we are going to write a film script, 1 UTTERANCE FROM 1 CHARACTER PER PERSON. Obviously I don't just want six people on the thread, so anyone can be any of these six characters when they add a line.
There are six characters: a mother, a father, a baby, an older brother and his twin sister, and their pet (talking) gold fish.
Your line/series of lines must logically follow on from the next.
I'll start.
Baby (crying like a little mofo): WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHH *sniff*
There are six characters: a mother, a father, a baby, an older brother and his twin sister, and their pet (talking) gold fish.
Your line/series of lines must logically follow on from the next.
I'll start.
Baby (crying like a little mofo): WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHH *sniff*
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
god's eyes are closed, just like yours
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
god's eyes are closed, just like yours
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
god's eyes are closed, just like yours
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
god's eyes are closed, just like yours
Father: hello, can I help you madam?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
god's eyes are closed, just like yours
Father: Honey, this is..... uh..... no, it isn't...... not exactly.... I mean... Oh fuck.... but she is here to buy drugs, aren't you madam? (winks at his mistress)
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Fish: I'm missin' meals here, and no one even cares. No one hears the cries of the hungry!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
No, this is the first movie with a script from PJ fans
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison