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  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    father says: Shut the fuck up you all! I'm busy!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fish: 'What kind of disfunctional family is this? I'm STARVING here!'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    (Bear the fish folds his arms)

    Fish: I'm missin' meals here, and no one even cares. No one hears the cries of the hungry!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    father: I said: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    father:Fish, go asking your mom, can't you see I'm busy?
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    meme wrote:
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.

    No, this is the first movie with a script from PJ fans :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Father (to his mistress/the drug customer): Now, what was it we can do for you? Honestly, family. You can't take 'em anywhere. We only moved into the neighborhood a week ago and already they're ruining its reputation.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    Fish: mommy I'm starving!!!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    (Brother runs to feed the fish, but not before turning up Yield)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    (Brother runs to feed the fish, but not before turning up Yield)

    Sister throws a hippy fit because she prefer's 'Pussy Cat Dolls'.

    'Bear and I HATE this family! We're running away together... we're having an affair! Yes! That's right! Me and the fish! HE understands me!'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Bear the Fish: Come on sis, you're scaring me. Does it have to come to this? (Bear turns to mother and father) Mummy and daddy, can you not see what all your drama is doing to your little daughter? We've only just mopped up the blood! Look at your life! Look at yourselves! Can you not sort out the shit of your miscommunication as well!??
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Brother picks his nose.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Father (to his mistress/the drug customer, handing her a bag of crack): There you go! That should keep you going for a good six weeks, while you're thinking about how to get out of my li.... uh, I mean, thinking about your next visit! (Turns to mother) Hey honey? Her next visit? Because she IS one of our most valued customers... right?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    disconnected wrote:
    No, this is the first movie with a script from PJ fans :D

    It's not, that's why she'll be having nightmares :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.

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