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The AET Film Script thread

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Right, everyone, I'm bored so we are going to write a film script, 1 UTTERANCE FROM 1 CHARACTER PER PERSON. Obviously I don't just want six people on the thread, so anyone can be any of these six characters when they add a line.

There are six characters: a mother, a father, a baby, an older brother and his twin sister, and their pet (talking) gold fish.

Your line/series of lines must logically follow on from the next.

I'll start.





Baby (crying like a little mofo): WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHH *sniff*
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    father: honey, shut that piece of s*** up!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    PJbauer88PJbauer88 Posts: 87
    brother: I'll do it! (puts on yield)
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
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    chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    (mothers lights a cigarette)
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mother: son, what is that shit you're always putting on the cd player?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,963
    (bear - the talking fish) - is anyone going to feed me?
    I love to turn you on
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    PJbauer88PJbauer88 Posts: 87
    brother: guess what mom... the doc cut the cord, so you're gonna have to drop the leash
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Bear the talking fish: Why did I ever let such a family of retards take me home in a plastic bag?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    PJbauer88PJbauer88 Posts: 87
    sister: mommy im confused! something strange is happening... like, down there!
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    father: hey u little fish theres a toilet with ur name written all over it
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Baby: wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhh wwaaaaahhhhh *sniff*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    father: come look at your daughter, her vaginas bleedin
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mother: It's ok sweety, momma's comin! It's normal, I promise. Now stop crying like a hoebag and we'll sort it out.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    PJbauer88PJbauer88 Posts: 87
    father: ok guys, everyone shut up for a second. we have a customer on his way who definitely does not f*** around. i know that as a family we've sold drugs to some of the most low down crack whores and high up gangsters in this town, but for this one we're going to have to be ready for anything...
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    the doorbell rings - father looks through the window and thinks OH MY GOD! It's my mistress!!!! WTF do I have to do now.........
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    (father opens the door)

    Father: hello, can I help you madam?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    PJbauer88PJbauer88 Posts: 87
    mother: (pulls out a glock) this can't be the big badass you're talking about
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    father starts talking shit
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fish: 'And still no one has fed me!'
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    disconnected wrote:
    father starts talking shit

    Father: Honey, this is..... uh..... no, it isn't...... not exactly.... I mean... Oh fuck.... but she is here to buy drugs, aren't you madam? (winks at his mistress)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Sister: My vagina is still bleeding here!!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    father says: Shut the fuck up you all! I'm busy!
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fish: 'What kind of disfunctional family is this? I'm STARVING here!'
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    (Bear the fish folds his arms)

    Fish: I'm missin' meals here, and no one even cares. No one hears the cries of the hungry!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    father: I said: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    father:Fish, go asking your mom, can't you see I'm busy?
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    memememe Posts: 4,693
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    meme wrote:
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.

    No, this is the first movie with a script from PJ fans :D
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Father (to his mistress/the drug customer): Now, what was it we can do for you? Honestly, family. You can't take 'em anywhere. We only moved into the neighborhood a week ago and already they're ruining its reputation.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    disconnecteddisconnected Posts: 2,875
    Fish: mommy I'm starving!!!
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    (Brother runs to feed the fish, but not before turning up Yield)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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