Anyone drinking tonight?

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.

    well i need a good prick down there :)



    thorns are a bugger to remove... a bit like michael jackson's skin tone
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, no, I am here. :)
    Just let's not talk about women, ok?
    Bros, not hoes. Dig?

    Oh, where the hell did you sneak off to?
    Nice to see you back.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    Listen to this, remember it was 1971 or something, they were big tv stars in the uk, and they did this for fun, it didn't get released officially for a few years....the whole album is just fantastic...if you like that sort of thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc

    "The lobsters didn't say 'we have the upper hand'" :D That was funny. Shit. Now I'll be listening to more of this for the next couple of hours instead of doing what I should be!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    not yet...but I have some Gin waiting for me at home...

    YAY! for GIN!!! it's the bestest holiday drinkie ever!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, no, I am here. :)
    Just let's not talk about women, ok?
    Bros, not hoes. Dig?

    No need to talks about the ladies. I dig where you're comin' from. Bros it is. What it is slim? Bro's it is.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    "The lobsters didn't say 'we have the upper hand'" :D That was funny. Shit. Now I'll be listening to more of this for the next couple of hours instead of doing what I should be!


    "Peter Cook is the funniest man to ever draw breath", that's according to Stephen Fry who is also pretty funny.
    Try this one...caution, lots of swears.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    "Peter Cook is the funniest man to ever draw breath", that's according to Stephen Fry who is also pretty funny.
    Try this one...caution, lots of swears.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU

    That really was great! He has the fucking audacity to come back with "ugguglluggu". :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i'm off to smother myself in sleep dust people...

    nighty night :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm off to smother myself in sleep dust people...

    nighty night :)

    For fucks sake it's about time! Didn't know how much longer I could stomach you.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That really was great! He has the fucking audacity to come back with "ugguglluggu". :D
    Aaah, sir I have worshipped at the alter of Derek & Clive for years, it is a hilarious and tragic story. When they were just Pete & Dud they killed mind you, without swearing.
    Watch this when you have time...classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfq1I11BAc
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm off to smother myself in sleep dust people...

    nighty night :)
    Sleep tight won't you? What am I saying? Youre tight whenever, or whatever you do.:p
    G'night pal.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Just cracked open a Strongbow. Eeeeeevenin'.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Just cracked open a Strongbow. Eeeeeevenin'.
    Evening Fins, how's the man flu ?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Just cracked open a Strongbow. Eeeeeevenin'.

    No!!! Arrrggh that made me feel SO jealous!! Aarggh WHAT IS THIS FEELING? Is it an alcohol problem? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Just cracked open a Strongbow. Eeeeeevenin'.
    Hi FinsburyParkCarrots! :)
    How are you feeling?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Hi FinsburyParkCarrots! :)
    How are you feeling?

    soy celoso.
    I miss igotid88
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Hi FinsburyParkCarrots! :)
    How are you feeling?


    I'm in fine fettle, lady! You? :)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    jamie uk wrote:
    Aaah, sir I have worshipped at the alter of Derek & Clive for years, it is a hilarious and tragic story. When they were just Pete & Dud they killed mind you, without swearing.
    Watch this when you have time...classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfq1I11BAc


    Dare you to put "Sir" up. :D
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Listen....that is pure genius...trying to figure out which case contains some money. I Have seen that. lol We used to drink and play it on the computer here. lol
    I can remember not believing that was Howie Mandell!!!!!
    I love that he is a germ-a-phobe.

    He has OCD like myself. But a different kind.
    I miss igotid88
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Dare you to put "Sir" up. :D
    Better not, I'll be called a hypocrite after the conversation we had here earlier about jokes in bad taste.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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