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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I would probably laugh if someone did an axe in Hitler's head joke.

    See how quiet it is all of a sudden?
    Bad topic to mention, very bad topic, worse than poitics for pub talk, really about the worst one.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I would probably laugh if someone did an axe in Hitler's head joke.

    I heard Heather Mills McCartney was a Nazi... took her until the Third Hike to climb a hill in Germany.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    See how quiet it is all of a sudden?
    Bad topic to mention, very bad topic, worse than poitics for pub talk, really about the worst one.

    *tumbleweed*

    You can almost hear a deutschmark drop..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    See how quiet it is all of a sudden?
    Bad topic to mention, very bad topic, worse than poitics for pub talk, really about the worst one.

    There's plenty of bad examples of jokes that shouldn't be made. Plenty of words that shouldn't be said. Plenty of a lot of things. To those I offended I am sorry. It was not to make light of the Holocaust. Please resume your drinking thread.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    There's plenty of bad examples of jokes that shouldn't be made. Plenty of words that shouldn't be said. Plenty of a lot of things. To those I offended I am sorry. It was not to make light of the Holocaust. Please resume your drinking thread.


    i wouldn't worry... i truly believe that no topic is sacrosanct in the world of comedy... well except me and the entire Scottish nation :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i wouldn't worry... i truly believe that no topic is sacrosanct in the world of comedy... well except me and the entire Scottish nation :)
    I agree with you. But most don't feel that way. It also doesn't mean I'm exempt from manning up and apologizing if it appears I offended somebody.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    There's plenty of bad examples of jokes that shouldn't be made. Plenty of words that shouldn't be said. Plenty of a lot of things. To those I offended I am sorry. It was not to make light of the Holocaust. Please resume your drinking thread.

    Wasn't a judgement on you my friend, don't be offended.
    Hicks was a controversial guy, no? We were talking about him, so fair enough. I have this German friend, he lived nearby for a while, and one night some fucker mentioned it in the pub......what a fucking bad scene that was, one to forget I can tell you.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    There's plenty of bad examples of jokes that shouldn't be made. Plenty of words that shouldn't be said. Plenty of a lot of things. To those I offended I am sorry. It was not to make light of the Holocaust. Please resume your drinking thread.
    Aw...jamie was just sayin....
    I wasnt offended mookie. I just didn't know what you were talking about.
    I know how sensitive you are about how sensitive people are...;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    Wasn't a judgement on you my friend, don't be offended.
    Hicks was a controversial guy, no? We were talking about him, so fair enough. I have this German friend, he lived nearby for a while, and one night some fucker mentioned it in the pub......what a fucking bad scene that was, one to forget I can tell you.

    I'm not offended. To my knowledge Hicks doesn't even have a Holocaust routine. There, in it's audacity, was the joke. But I'm ready to move on. How about everyone else?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm not offended. To my knowledge Hicks doesn't even have a Holocaust routine. There, in it's audacity, was the joke. But I'm ready to move on. How about everyone else?

    I'm ready... should I ask around?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Wasn't a judgement on you my friend, don't be offended.
    Hicks was a controversial guy, no? We were talking about him, so fair enough. I have this German friend, he lived nearby for a while, and one night some fucker mentioned it in the pub......what a fucking bad scene that was, one to forget I can tell you.


    but the 'focker' probably mentioned it out of spite and and did the usual hooligan thing of the holocaust and nazi thing being a joke.. which it isnt.. but Hicks had more nous than the average guy in the pub.. controversial he was, but i think his views are quite libertarian in the scheme of things.. he hated war, guns, death sentences, authoritarianism and homophobia... great guy in my book
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm ready... should I ask around?

    If you don't mind. Could we have a poll? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if this thread gets all PC then i'm outta here... we're here to have a laugh and get on folks... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    if this thread gets all PC then i'm outta here... we're here to have a laugh and get on folks... :)

    To be honest, all it takes to get appropriate humour out of a very dark subject is a bit of intelligence.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    if this thread gets all PC then i'm outta here... we're here to have a laugh and get on folks... :)

    As soon as the drinks start flowing it will be impossible to remain pc! Speaking of which. I don't even drink! WTF am I doing in this thread anyways?!?!? :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    If you don't mind. Could we have a poll? ;)

    OK, but what shall we call it so that we'll get the widest possible audience? (Don't mention the war!)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    As soon as the drinks start flowing it will be impossible to remain pc! Speaking of which. I don't even drink! WTF am I doing in this thread anyways?!?!? :D

    I'm totally sober, funnily enough, so you won't be on your own.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    To be honest, all it takes to get appropriate humour out of a very dark subject is a bit of intelligence.

    aw well.. maybe you could aspire to that one day :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    but the 'focker' probably mentioned it out of spite and and did the usual hooligan thing of the holocaust and nazi thing being a joke.. which it isnt.. but Hicks had more nous than the average guy in the pub.. controversial he was, but i think his views are quite libertarian in the scheme of things.. he hated war, guns, death sentences, authoritarianism and homophobia... great guy in my book

    You're correct.
    I also remember the routine I heard was going on about the 1st Gulf war, he was very against it..."the elite republican guard in Iraq is the 3rd biggest army...what they didn't tell us was that after the top 2...there's a big fuckin drop off..."
    I got that he's anti war from what I heard.
    And stop being so bloody smart Dunk, you're throwing me.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK, but what shall we call it so that we'll get the widest possible audience? (Don't mention the war!)

    "You started it."

    "We did not start it"

    "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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