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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    "You started it."

    "We did not start it"

    "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

    Oh, fabulous, just fabulous. I thought you were American, how do you know this stuff?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh, fabulous, just fabulous. I thought you were American, how do you know this stuff?


    well it is a classic :D

    i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    "You started it."

    "We did not start it"

    "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

    Ahahahahaha :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh, fabulous, just fabulous. I thought you were American, how do you know this stuff?

    My knowledge of comedy holds no boundaries. At least that's what I thought until you brought up those Carry On specials ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    well it is a classic :D

    i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff :o

    I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    well it is a classic :D

    i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff :o

    Eh? It is a classic, no mistake.
    "Basil, where are you going?" "I'm going to see Mr Oreilly dear....then I think I'll go to Canada".
    Classic.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.

    Or your bowel movements.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.

    did you just say french shit to me?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    My knowledge of comedy holds no boundaries. At least that's what I thought until you brought up those Carry On specials ;)
    So...expert eh? and we're drinking, well we are...so how about Derek & Clive ? You must know that stuff.....come to thnk of it, shit, some of that was the worst taste ever.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Eh? It is a classic, no mistake.
    "Basil, where are you going?" "I'm going to see Mr Oreilly dear....then I think I'll go to Canada".
    Classic.


    its too ... ohhhh what could possiblt go wrong next... i hate it.. it makes me nervous watching it.... why doesnt he just tel people the staff are off.. why doesnt he phone the hospital about a dead guy in a room.... its completely far fetched and so doesnt suspend my disbelief... Red Dwarf on the other hand ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    did you just say french shit to me?

    Oui... d'accord?

    (Don't push me for anymore... I'm out.) :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    So...expert eh? and we're drinking, well we are...so how about Derek & Clive ? You must know that stuff.....come to thnk of it, shit, some of that was the worst taste ever.

    Seen bits of it. Not a huge Dudley Moore fan. But that has more to do with his later movies than anything.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(

    I think FailedPersephone was talking about something like that... :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(

    You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(

    ohh yes.. lets!!!!

    *claps hands in giddy wonderment*
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    ohh yes.. lets!!!!

    *claps hands in giddy wonderment*

    'I simply remember my favourite things... and then I don't feel.... so.. bad!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Seen bits of it. Not a huge Dudley Moore fan. But that has more to do with his later movies than anything.

    Listen to this, remember it was 1971 or something, they were big tv stars in the uk, and they did this for fun, it didn't get released officially for a few years....the whole album is just fantastic...if you like that sort of thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
    No, no, I am here. :)
    Just let's not talk about women, ok?
    Bros, not hoes. Dig?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    its too ... ohhhh what could possiblt go wrong next... i hate it.. it makes me nervous watching it.... why doesnt he just tel people the staff are off.. why doesnt he phone the hospital about a dead guy in a room.... its completely far fetched and so doesnt suspend my disbelief... Red Dwarf on the other hand ;):D

    I hear you. My bread knife is the same.
    I enjoy it though...Frank Spencer was ok too.
    Red Dwarf, I saw the very first ones, and enjoyed it for some years, but it went on and became territory that needed commitment, and got it, from people who should have been.
    I once saw the girl that became Holly, doing stand up in a club, she was quite funny.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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