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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well you're funnier than Matt Lucas I'll give you that ;)
    OK, thanks, now let's leave the obvious joke out is it?...you know, what with me being Welsh, and living in a village...let's not spoil it for the Yanks by saying that one.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No problems from me. As long as mind stimulating shows like "Deal or no Deal" continue to exist I will be glued to the tube! ;)
    Listen....that is pure genius...trying to figure out which case contains some money. I Have seen that. lol We used to drink and play it on the computer here. lol
    I can remember not believing that was Howie Mandell!!!!!
    I love that he is a germ-a-phobe.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    Black Beauty on acid... or was that Tina Turner?

    i'm getting tipsy :o

    That's cool, just don't mention Thora Birch.... or the war.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    I don't know much of his stuff, but I know that one. "a waitress comes over, with fresh stitches in her head"...something like that.

    You need to listen to all that's out there. His musings on the Rodney King beating makes me ache from laughter!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeanie wrote:
    Yeah, and coz they think they want to live in lovely hot weather and then they get here and whinge coz they can't stand the heat! :p

    Plus the beer's better! :p

    Oh face it! Everything's better! :D Which is why it's kinda funny that yous get here and keep whinging! ;)

    Ooooh, I'm not sure about the beer. OK, you got me with the warm weather, you know I'm a sucker for it, it's cos I'm descended from pirates of the Carribean, or Meditteranian apparently....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    OK, thanks, now let's leave the obvious joke out is it?...you know, what with me being Welsh, and living in a village...let's not spoil it for the Yanks by saying that one.

    Come on mate, that's enough of the beers.

    Sorry guys, he's a little sensitive about his heritage... or lack thereof... he'll be OK in the morning.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Listen....that is pure genius...trying to figure out which case contains some money. I Have seen that. lol We used to drink and play it on the computer here. lol
    I can remember not believing that was Howie Mandell!!!!!
    I love that he is a germ-a-phobe.

    I love how they stare at a case as if they will acquire see through vision at that moment and pick the winner! I'm not sure if you are serioius about Howie Mandell or not, but I saw him do stand-up about 12 years ago and was stunned just how funny he was. Maybe he was just on that night because I've seen some of his specials which tend to be crap, but the man has some great improv skills.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You need to listen to all that's out there. His musings on the Rodney King beating makes me ache from laughter!
    How can that be funny....:(


    Alright, subject change:
    The primary colors: what??
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ooooh, I'm not sure about the beer. OK, you got me with the warm weather, you know I'm a sucker for it, it's cos I'm descended from pirates of the Carribean, or Meditteranian apparently....

    Savvy! ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Listen....that is pure genius...trying to figure out which case contains some money. I Have seen that. lol We used to drink and play it on the computer here. lol
    I can remember not believing that was Howie Mandell!!!!!
    I love that he is a germ-a-phobe.
    I can't watch that either, it irritates the crap outta me. Mind, Noel Edmonds can do that just by existing, he doesn't have to host pointless, boring, novelty game shows.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I love how they stare at a case as if they will acquire see through vision at that moment and pick the winner! I'm not sure if you are serioius about Howie Mandell or not, but I saw him do stand-up about 12 years ago and was stunned just how funny he was. Maybe he was just on that night because I've seen some of his specials which tend to be crap, but the man has some great improv skills.
    No, I mean, physically, I couldn't believe that was him.
    I love him bald.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    How can that be funny....:(


    Alright, subject change:
    The primary colors: what??

    He's not joking about the man being beaten (in the sense that that action was funny). He's joking about the size of the officer's cahones for what they said in court.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, I mean, physically, I couldn't believe that was him.
    I love him bald.

    To me, Howie's just not Howie without the jheri curl! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    He's not joking about the man being beaten (in the sense that that action was funny). He's joking about the size of the officer's cahones for what they said in court.
    :o
    sorry
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You need to listen to all that's out there. His musings on the Rodney King beating makes me ache from laughter!


    i love Hicks... but you know that Lenny Bruce might be my favourite US comedian on that edgy genre... broke the mould that guy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ooooh, I'm not sure about the beer. OK, you got me with the warm weather, you know I'm a sucker for it, it's cos I'm descended from pirates of the Carribean, or Meditteranian apparently....


    Trust me, the beer is excellent. :D And I don't even like beer! ;)

    Yeah, tis all that pirating that went on round the Welsh coast James. All those spanish heathens come to rape and pillage! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i love Hicks... but you know that Lenny Bruce might be my favourite US comedian on that edgy genre... broke the mould that guy

    Bruce is hands down the originator of stand-up as Americans know it today. His insistance to be arrested for his material rather than be censored is incredible! Plus he was very funny. With that being said, most of his material is too outdated for me to enjoy as much as Carlin or Hicks.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :o
    sorry

    No worries. Without the knowledge of the bit how could you know what it was about?

    Edited to avoid offending any further.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No worries. Without the knowledge of the bit how could you know what it was about? I'm just glad I didn't bring up his bit on the holocaust. ;)

    Woah, I'm pretty sure there's nothing doing there laugh wise, irony or not. Let's move on.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Woah, I'm pretty sure there's nothing doing there laugh wise, irony or not. Let's move on.

    I would probably laugh if someone did an axe in Hitler's head joke.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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