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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You sweet talkin son of a bitch! I'm booking my flight as I type this.

    Dude, don't.. there's snakes on a plane.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude, don't.. there's snakes on a plane.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXGfzjPKqPY
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude, don't.. there's snakes on a plane.
    You know, I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXGfzjPKqPY

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    For Harmless. The most badass fucking thing fucking ever.


    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/wheelchair.jpg
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    For Dunk!

    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/dunk.jpg


    :D:D

    oh you so bad.. if you ar a girl i'm gonna put you over my masculine knee and spank your wee bum until its cherry red.. and if your a guy i'm still gonna do it.. although i'll spank it with a cannon :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    For Harmless. The most badass fucking thing fucking ever.


    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/wheelchair.jpg
    Holy shit.

    Mark, please can we hook something like that up?
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    For Harmless. The most badass fucking thing fucking ever.


    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/wheelchair.jpg


    why is Mark holding a tiny lollipop ? :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    why is Mark holding a tiny lollipop ? :D

    hahahaha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    :D:D

    oh you so bad.. if you ar a girl i'm gonna put you over my masculine knee and spank your wee bum until its cherry red.. and if your a guy i'm still gonna do it.. although i'll spank it with a cannon :)
    I call next!!! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I call next!!! ;)

    The giving or receiving?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    dunkman wrote:
    why is Mark holding a tiny lollipop ? :D


    Don't be jealous that we have matches to start fire rather than having to rub two pieces of wood together. And by wood I mean penis.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    hahahaha

    dude... honestly i'm a giggle mood... but that wee lollipop mental image is cracking me up :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The giving or receiving?


    ah we'll swap..

    give her beating arm a rest ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    Don't be jealous that we have matches to start fire rather than having to rub two pieces of wood together. And by wood I mean penis.

    is that a dig at Scotland.. because if it is i can do absolutely nothing about it!!!

    so are you a guy or a girl?


    *puts on spanking mitt*
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    ah we'll swap..

    give her beating arm a rest ;)

    Do me a favor, and put extra thumb into it, just for me!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Do me a favor, and put extra thumb into it, just for me!
    hahahaa

    okay that was a direct request at a spankin'

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/wheelchair1.jpg


    New, improved wheelchair cannon!






    PS. I'm a dude.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahaa

    okay that was a direct request at a spankin'

    :D
    When it comes to a spankin' there's no reason to beat around the bush! (Audience groans).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,513
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.

    I know a bloke called Pacabell who has one for sale!
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    One more for dunk


    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/dunkcastle.jpg
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