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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    Dunk: oh ring a ring a roses is about the plague and Black Death

    Harmless: oh thats hilarious, you're such a wit Dunk

    Dunk: ehhh its actually a truism.. i was just saying

    Harmless: erm, yeah ... juxtaposition baby... thats where i'm at!!

    Shush or I'll juxtapose the titanium of my chair frame with the skin of your face. :D

    Edit: Btw, another man who's keen on juxtaposition. Bill Bailey. 'Chaucer's Pubbe Cagge'?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Shush or I'll juxtapose the titanium of my chair frame with the skin of your face.


    :D


    honestly i bet you could buy a cannon though... on ebay or something.. have you looked?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.

    wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???

    (meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)

    you are anything but stupid.. horny yes.. stupid no.

    please dont pick a fight... me in a loving jolly mood.. i love my PJ buddies :)



    disclaimer: this will all be blamed on booze tomorrow... i hate everyone :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    :D


    honestly i bet you could buy a cannon though... on ebay or something.. have you looked?

    Hmmm... no I haven't... but strangely, this is the first time in this thread I've entertained the thought maybe I'll buy a cannon...... watch this space.....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    you are anything but stupid.. horny yes.. stupid no.

    please dont pick a fight... me in a loving jolly mood.. i love my PJ buddies :)



    disclaimer: this will all be blamed on booze tomorrow... i hate everyone :)

    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p

    :)

    :confused:

    OK... something's gone wrong here somewhere...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    I'M homoerotic??? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'M homoerotic!!!!! :D

    I know you are but what am I?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p


    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I know you are but what am I?


    homeopathic ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I know you are but what am I?
    Worst quote hijacking ever dude :p

    but to answer your question, you are one of these: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/70/22197088.jpg

    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    dunkman wrote:
    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)

    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)

    You're so drunk you've used two asterisks, one for a full-stop and the other for a capital letter. Get out of my sight.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*

    Wow.. quite the aggressor there aren't ya...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Worst quote hijacking ever dude :p

    but to answer your question, you are one of these: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/70/22197088.jpg

    :)

    A very small rodent about *yay* size?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    A very small rodent about *yay* size?
    Affirmative.


    (I was going for loser actually but both work ;))
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Affirmative.


    (I was going for loser actually but both work ;))

    Can I be a mole rat? Mole rats are cool.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You're so drunk you've used two asterisks, one for a full-stop and the other for a capital letter. Get out of my sight.


    back in the day when you used to drink 3 cans of strongbow through a syringe did i make fun of you?

    yes i probably did.. but thats besides the point.

    Cannon by White Stripes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1wphZf0E0
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*


    minces off? sounds like Heneiken Helens fridge ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    back in the day when you used to drink 3 cans of strongbow through a syringe did i make fun of you?

    yes i probably did.. but thats besides the point.

    Cannon by White Stripes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1wphZf0E0

    :eek:

    That's a pretty sick riff. Not heard that.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    dunkman wrote:
    minces off? sounds like Heneiken Helens fridge ;)
    Hahahaha!


    I was trying to post something funny, but I'm laughing too much :D;)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    back in the day when you used to drink 3 cans of strongbow through a syringe did i make fun of you?

    yes i probably did.. but thats besides the point.
    Almost certainly did. Those threads were fucking great.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Hahahaha!


    I was trying to post something funny, but I'm laughing too much :D;)

    Sorry, I'll stop tickling your feet now.. :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Sorry, I'll stop tickling your feet now.. :o

    Can we get some balls injected into this cannon soon? Otherwise I recommend a butterfly knife and calling it a day.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Can we get some balls injected into this cannon soon? Otherwise I recommend a butterfly knife and calling it a day.

    Come here and I'll inject your balls with a butterfly knife....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Sorry, I'll stop tickling your feet now.. :o
    :eek:
















    ;):D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Can we get some balls injected into this cannon soon? Otherwise I recommend a butterfly knife and calling it a day.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ2gK8M86U

    muah,

    filet that nice and slow...and pin back...now we gots the meats.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Come here and I'll inject your balls with a butterfly knife....

    You sweet talkin son of a bitch! I'm booking my flight as I type this.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    For Dunk!

    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/Vedderlution/dunk.jpg
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