Ha! You may want to adopt a song my band wrote for your theme music. It was called, "Fuck All You MotherFuckin' Fuckers." Yeah, it was written for the children of the world, but you are welcome to it.
Do I have to make a donation?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Ha! You may want to adopt a song my band wrote for your theme music. It was called, "Fuck All You MotherFuckin' Fuckers." Yeah, it was written for the children of the world, but you are welcome to it.
And some petrol and polystyrene. Then the next mo'fucka who crosses me, I'm gonna embrace his face with napalm.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
And some petrol and polystyrene. Then the next mo'fucka who crosses me, I'm gonna embrace his face with napalm.
hahaha 'embrace his face' is quite romantic in a homo erotic way, and then you put 'with napalm' at the end.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Even better when its a massive cannon.. get a massive cannon to make the ladies swoon
Castle Fuckula has 16 cannons... and i have giant one in the bedroom i only let off on special occasions... Blissmas i call it
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I can't believe it took this long for a sexual cannon joke.
I think you'll find Urbanhippie got there first...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used to defend St Mary's at the Wall, a Cavalier stronghold, from the Roundhead siege of Colchester. The Roundheads blasted the Wall sometime in July 1648, and the cannon fell. All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put humpty together again.
i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
aaaaahhhhhh, i see it. Well, dunkman is back to sucking.
i dont care if its the 19th joke on this thread about cannons... i think you'll find mines to be both the crudest and most hyperbolic
ergo.. i rock
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks..
I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Yeah. It sounds like some kind of gay, sadomasochist thing, Jamie.
(I wish I never wrote that).
How can a post with the truncated form of motherfucker "mo'fucka" EVER be considered gay?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
How can a post with the truncated form of motherfucker "mo'fucka" EVER be considered gay?
Dude... you sayin' that a pimp daddy mo'fuckin playa wi' a bad ass ride can't be gay? Yo' betta check yo'self.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.
wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???
(meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)
Don't bother picking a fight with Dunk verbally. Just go straight in and pistol whip him.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Yes because you're the voice of authority on all things very, very funny.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Dunk that was very nice of you. Have you been drinking?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.
Dunk: oh ring a ring a roses is about the plague and Black Death
Harmless: oh thats hilarious, you're such a wit Dunk
Dunk: ehhh its actually a truism.. i was just saying
Harmless: erm, yeah ... juxtaposition baby... thats where i'm at!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Dude... you sayin' that a pimp daddy mo'fuckin playa wi' a bad ass ride can't be gay? Yo' betta check yo'self.
Sure they can, but the word itself is atypical of the general howitzer-owning pimp's street patois.
In my experience.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
the second image in that logo is me trying to get out of a rather large cocktail glass.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Sure they can, but the word itself is atypical of the general howitzer-owning pimp's street patois.
In my experience.
Do you have a lot of experience of the general howitzer wotsit?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Dunk that was very nice of you. Have you been drinking?
you blackguard.. i demand cannons at dawn for such a scurrilous accusation
yes, but not too much.. couple 'o pints my dear
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Do you have a lot of experience of the general howitzer wotsit?
Some. not a lot.
Enough.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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Do I have to make a donation?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Sounds pretty folksy.
And some petrol and polystyrene. Then the next mo'fucka who crosses me, I'm gonna embrace his face with napalm.
hahaha 'embrace his face' is quite romantic in a homo erotic way, and then you put 'with napalm' at the end.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yeah. It sounds like some kind of gay, sadomasochist thing, Jamie.
(I wish I never wrote that).
Castle Fuckula has 16 cannons... and i have giant one in the bedroom i only let off on special occasions... Blissmas i call it
I can't believe it took this long for a sexual cannon joke.
I think you'll find Urbanhippie got there first...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
No, it was originally near the beginning. He was just *inverted commas* tweaking *inverted commas* it a bit.
i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks..
i dont care if its the 19th joke on this thread about cannons... i think you'll find mines to be both the crudest and most hyperbolic
ergo.. i rock
I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
And mines just damn funny......
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Dude... you sayin' that a pimp daddy mo'fuckin playa wi' a bad ass ride can't be gay? Yo' betta check yo'self.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???
(meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)
See. This is why it WASN'T funny!
oh it was... even if oft used
Don't bother picking a fight with Dunk verbally. Just go straight in and pistol whip him.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
He can't hate americans too much, after all:
WE LOVE SOME DUNK!!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Yes because you're the voice of authority on all things very, very funny.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yes. FACT.
Dunk that was very nice of you. Have you been drinking?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Dunk: oh ring a ring a roses is about the plague and Black Death
Harmless: oh thats hilarious, you're such a wit Dunk
Dunk: ehhh its actually a truism.. i was just saying
Harmless: erm, yeah ... juxtaposition baby... thats where i'm at!!
In my experience.
the second image in that logo is me trying to get out of a rather large cocktail glass.
Do you have a lot of experience of the general howitzer wotsit?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
you blackguard.. i demand cannons at dawn for such a scurrilous accusation
yes, but not too much.. couple 'o pints my dear
Enough.