Will one of you girls ask me out already???

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.

    Is this not also seeking a date online?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.
    I did it and it worked.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    hahahahah, two in a row!

    Two?!? Wait! How did you know? Were you also at the clinic yesterday?!? Shit I thought the results were private.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Two?!? Wait! How did you know? Were you also at the clinic yesterday?!? Shit I thought the results were private.
    Private?? Shit, as soon as I ran your blood I posted the results here.
  • Malcolm_X
    Malcolm_X Posts: 93
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Is this not also seeking a date online?

    I'm only half serious. I'm just venting here
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    Private?? Shit, as soon as I ran your blood I posted the results here.

    Well, if you're going to post my test results you might as well tell everyone what you told me about never seeing someone so well proportioned. Or do you just say that to all your patients, you bastard?!?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.

    that's not true at all, I've dated online for years and it's been totally normal. I had a serious boyfriend I was with for a year from it.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    I'm only half serious. I'm just venting here

    So if a hot chiquita from the board asks you out will you only give her a "maybe" as a response? Oh, and so you know I'm not bashing you. I say go balls to the wall and see what happens! Good luck with everything.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Well, if you're going to post my test results you might as well tell everyone what you told me about never seeing someone so well proportioned. Or do you just say that to all your patients, you bastard?!?!?
    Yeah I like to lie to my patients, gets me through the day.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    I had a serious boyfriend I was with for a year from it.

    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    dunkman wrote:
    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?

    ok it took me way too long to get this.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?

    Perhaps it was the male version of this ?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    Will one of you girls please ask me out or get your sisters, cousin's boyfriends sisters or friends to ask me out......

    Well not really, but why is it that girls never or rarely ask guys out. I'm all for supporting equal rights for women, but I think more women should ask men out. Now I admit I' somewhat of the shy type, but c'mon this is the 21st century. If a girl wants to date a guy, why not ask him out. Because some guys like me are completely oblivious to women.

    So ladies...do you ever ask men out, and if not, why?


    Hey, you wanna date?? hehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    ok it took me way too long to get this.

    yes it was poor at best :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    yes it was poor at best :o
    Actually, that one was funny.
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    all this talk of booze... going for drink now...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Actually, that one was funny.
    :p

    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking

    :D

    Excuse me while I do a google photo search to make this thread useful! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I never have asked a guy out, but I have been with my husband since we were seventeen and I had like one boyfriend before him so NOPE, I don't ask guys out......but I would if I were single...you betcha!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking
    But apparently this one did as you used the edit feature. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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