Will one of you girls ask me out already???

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.

    Is this not also seeking a date online?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.
    I did it and it worked.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    hahahahah, two in a row!

    Two?!? Wait! How did you know? Were you also at the clinic yesterday?!? Shit I thought the results were private.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Two?!? Wait! How did you know? Were you also at the clinic yesterday?!? Shit I thought the results were private.
    Private?? Shit, as soon as I ran your blood I posted the results here.
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Is this not also seeking a date online?

    I'm only half serious. I'm just venting here
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    Private?? Shit, as soon as I ran your blood I posted the results here.

    Well, if you're going to post my test results you might as well tell everyone what you told me about never seeing someone so well proportioned. Or do you just say that to all your patients, you bastard?!?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Malcolm_X wrote:
    No, I don't go for those online gigs. My sister did that one summer, and she said all the guys were looney. And one of her guy friends did it and he said the girls were all psycho. My sister strongly advised to never go for that.

    that's not true at all, I've dated online for years and it's been totally normal. I had a serious boyfriend I was with for a year from it.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    I'm only half serious. I'm just venting here

    So if a hot chiquita from the board asks you out will you only give her a "maybe" as a response? Oh, and so you know I'm not bashing you. I say go balls to the wall and see what happens! Good luck with everything.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Well, if you're going to post my test results you might as well tell everyone what you told me about never seeing someone so well proportioned. Or do you just say that to all your patients, you bastard?!?!?
    Yeah I like to lie to my patients, gets me through the day.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I had a serious boyfriend I was with for a year from it.

    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?

    ok it took me way too long to get this.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    really? he never laughed or goofed around that whole year?

    Perhaps it was the male version of this ?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Malcolm_X wrote:
    Will one of you girls please ask me out or get your sisters, cousin's boyfriends sisters or friends to ask me out......

    Well not really, but why is it that girls never or rarely ask guys out. I'm all for supporting equal rights for women, but I think more women should ask men out. Now I admit I' somewhat of the shy type, but c'mon this is the 21st century. If a girl wants to date a guy, why not ask him out. Because some guys like me are completely oblivious to women.

    So ladies...do you ever ask men out, and if not, why?


    Hey, you wanna date?? hehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ok it took me way too long to get this.

    yes it was poor at best :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    yes it was poor at best :o
    Actually, that one was funny.
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    all this talk of booze... going for drink now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Actually, that one was funny.
    :p

    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking

    :D

    Excuse me while I do a google photo search to make this thread useful! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I never have asked a guy out, but I have been with my husband since we were seventeen and I had like one boyfriend before him so NOPE, I don't ask guys out......but I would if I were single...you betcha!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    and like Kirsten Dunst's nipples.... it required no tweaking
    But apparently this one did as you used the edit feature. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    But apparently this one did as you used the edit feature. :p

    Kirsten Dunst is a tough name to type one handed whilst suffocating yourself with your other hand. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Saturnal wrote:
    I'd prefer polite, but I'm not seeing where the crazy label is coming from. How does not paying attention to you for the rest of the night = thinking you're a crazy girl?


    This label is more for when I am asking I guy I know...ie a co-worker or acquaintance. You still have to see them and deal with them. If I take a risk and ask someone like that out...THATS where the label comes in for me. (see my other example in my first post).

    If I'm at a club or something and I ask a stranger...thats nothing. I am ok with him not bothering me for the rest of the night cause honestly after being turned down (if its rudely and I get the he's not into me vibe) I'll be ignoring him too.

    I'm not the kind of girl that holds out hope that a guy will change his mind if i am getting the "I'm not interested" vibes or anything like that. I accept that he doesn't like me and I move on.

    Malcolm...I think part of the reason for no offers in this thread is that nobody knows where the heck you are. I have to work on V Day so I'm not asking anyone out for that...but if you tell us what state you live in...maybe your luck might change.
    "Rock and roll is something that can't be quantified, sometimes it's not even something you hear, but FEEL!" - Bob Lefsetz
  • This label is more for when I am asking I guy I know...ie a co-worker or acquaintance. You still have to see them and deal with them. If I take a risk and ask someone like that out...THATS where the label comes in for me. (see my other example in my first post).

    If I'm at a club or something and I ask a stranger...thats nothing. I am ok with him not bothering me for the rest of the night cause honestly after being turned down (if its rudely and I get the he's not into me vibe) I'll be ignoring him too.

    I'm not the kind of girl that holds out hope that a guy will change his mind if i am getting the "I'm not interested" vibes or anything like that. I accept that he doesn't like me and I move on.

    Malcolm...I think part of the reason for no offers in this thread is that nobody knows where the heck you are. I have to work on V Day so I'm not asking anyone out for that...but if you tell us what state you live in...maybe your luck might change.
    Ah ok...like someone you know treating you differently after you ask them, when they were friendly before then. Yea, that sucks.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i've just skimed the thread so i'm not sure if it's been metioned but

    malcom you sound desparate and girls can tell if you are....relax, be yourself.....try the online dating....just cuz your sister had a bad experience doesn't mean you will....:)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Saturnal wrote:
    Ah ok...like someone you know treating you differently after you ask them, when they were friendly before then. Yea, that sucks.

    yea i didn't get it either.....but that's probably because i wouldn't do that....seems pretty childish to me....
  • Saturnal wrote:
    Ah ok...like someone you know treating you differently after you ask them, when they were friendly before then. Yea, that sucks.

    yeah this is what I was talking about too.
  • Rygar wrote:
    Honestly I have never heard of this from a male perspective in this type of scenario.
    Me neither :confused: . I think some guys are either INTO women making the first move... or they're not... and some don't mind either way... then there are those who are taken off guard cos it really doesn't happen very often.

    I've only asked a couple of guys out and haven't been turned down thankfully!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • This label is more for when I am asking I guy I know...ie a co-worker or acquaintance. You still have to see them and deal with them. If I take a risk and ask someone like that out...THATS where the label comes in for me. (see my other example in my first post).
    That's a really really tough one.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Me neither :confused: . I think some guys are either INTO women making the first move... or they're not... and some don't mind either way... then there are those who are taken off guard cos it really doesn't happen very often.

    I've only asked a couple of guys out and haven't been turned down thankfully!

    Yup. Happened to me once or twice and I'm always so surprised coz it is a rare occurence. I think most girls are probably just too intimidated by my good looks and charm to ask me out :p
    Seriously though, it is cool when it happens though. It's nice to feel loved.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Yup. Happened to me once or twice and I'm always so surprised coz it is a rare occurence. I think most girls are probably just too intimidated by my good looks and charm to ask me out :p .

    Yep, that's my excuse :p
    Seriously though, it is cool when it happens though. It's nice to feel loved.

    That's the way I see it... if I got knocked back, I wouldn't let it stop me doing it again, cos everyone's different.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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