Who Would Win in a Fight?

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  • GardenOfStone
    GardenOfStone Posts: 21
    SeveredMatt wrote:
    Wow. If you'd have said Matt Hughes, who I knew in college, vs. the rhino, it'd be a tough call. But Chuck is 36 and those fights with Randy Couture have left him a little tired, probably for the rest of his life. If it's a rhino calf, maybe Chuck has a chance. But a full-grown cow or bull rhino, and he's dead in the water.

    The rhino wins.

    Now, in honor of the classic "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," which is on Encore right now as a great reason for me to stay awake in the middle of the night (and can anyone believe this movie is coming up on 10 years old?!?), I bring you the following challenge:

    Frau Farbissina vs. Mustafa

    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!


    Zakk Wylde!


    Eddie Vedder or Scott Stapp ???? :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!
    James Hetfield never ruined Black Sabbath songs.

    So James wins.



    Avocados vs Guavas
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    James Hetfield never ruined Black Sabbath songs.

    So James wins.



    Avocados vs Guavas

    Avocados!!!

    Tootsie pops or Blow pops
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Avocados!!!

    Tootsie pops or Blow pops

    blow pops, just because it has the word 'blow' in it.

    mrs. buttersworth vs aunt jemima (wrestling in a big tub of syrup)
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    blow pops, just because it has the word 'blow' in it.

    mrs. buttersworth vs aunt jemima (wrestling in a big tub of syrup)
    Aunt Jemima.......that according to Jimmy the Greek :D

    Little Black Sambo vs the "Tar Baby"
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • bryn_cmbs
    bryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    tybird wrote:
    Aunt Jemima.......that according to Jimmy the Greek :D

    Little Black Sambo vs the "Tar Baby"


    Tar Baby.


    Chicken Noodle Soup vs Tomato Soup
    http://alltimetopfive-boofcombs.blogspot.com/
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Tar Baby.


    Chicken Noodle Soup vs Tomato Soup
    Let's see....Tomato soup is thicker and richer than Chicken Noodle, but CN has all that stuff in it...........winner is Chicken Noodle

    Bugs Bunny vs B'rer Rabbit
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    tybird wrote:
    Let's see....Tomato soup is thicker and richer than Chicken Noodle, but CN has all that stuff in it...........winner is Chicken Noodle

    Bugs Bunny vs B'rer Rabbit

    nobody beats bugs.

    homer simpson vs fat albert
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    nobody beats bugs.

    homer simpson vs fat albert
    Simpson. He's a violent Alcoholic.


    Pierce Brosnan vs Roger Moore
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • CServant
    CServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Simpson. He's a violent Alcoholic.


    Pierce Brosnan vs Roger Moore

    Roger Moore because he's Bond, James Bond.

    Ren or Stimpy?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    CServant wrote:
    Roger Moore because he's Bond, James Bond.

    Ren or Stimpy?
    Ren obviously because he's the dominant one, but there's NO WAY roger moore could beat Brosnan!

    Moore was kind of terrible as bond compared to Sean Connery... Brosnan gets that silver medal no doubt :p




    Dell Computer guy vs Sprint 'can you here me now?' guy
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • GardenOfStone
    GardenOfStone Posts: 21
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Ren obviously because he's the dominant one, but there's NO WAY roger moore could beat Brosnan!

    Moore was kind of terrible as bond compared to Sean Connery... Brosnan gets that silver medal no doubt :p




    Dell Computer guy vs Sprint 'can you here me now?' guy

    I'd say the Dell guy, cause if I see that "can you hear me now" comercial one more time, Im gonna find him and kick his ass myself. Then Ill just give the trophy to Mr. Dell guy.


    Kim Thyall vs. Cat stevens. (the big ugly bearded guitar player battle)
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • daystar143
    daystar143 Posts: 367
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    I'd say the Dell guy, cause if I see that "can you hear me now" comercial one more time, Im gonna find him and kick his ass myself. Then Ill just give the trophy to Mr. Dell guy.


    Kim Thyall vs. Cat stevens. (the big ugly bearded guitar player battle)

    LOL...I vote for Kim...Cat's just gonna whimper.

    Marcia Cross or Eva Longoria? (and yes, guys, I know...who cares as long as you get a copy of the videotape)
    The Daystar

    "But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    daystar143 wrote:
    LOL...I vote for Kim...Cat's just gonna whimper.

    Marcia Cross or Eva Longoria? (and yes, guys, I know...who cares as long as you get a copy of the videotape)


    Eva - short girls are tough!

    Eddie Vedder vs. Johnny Depp
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Eva - short girls are tough!

    Eddie Vedder vs. Johnny Depp

    vedder. he'd chew him and spit him out.

    hugh hefner vs donald trump
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    vedder. he'd chew him and spit him out.

    hugh hefner vs donald trump

    hefner...can't get past trump's hair

    taco vell vs. wendy's
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    wendy's



    debbie gibson or britney spears
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    metsfan531941 wrote:
    wendy's



    debbie gibson or britney spears


    britney - kfed's taught her how to get down and dirty

    Britney vs. Kelly Clarkson
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    comebackgirl wrote:
    britney - kfed's taught her how to get down and dirty

    Britney vs. Kelly Clarkson
    clarkson, ya gotta watch out for the good girls.im a clarkson fan.



    jfk or regan
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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