Who Would Win in a Fight?

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  • mca47 wrote:
    Cheney.
    He would agree to fists only, then like the liar he is pull out a gun and shoot him in the face.

    Mitt Romney vs. Huckabee?

    Romney he's a Hard core bastard behind closed doors.

    Little Richard vs. Richard Simmons
    NERDS!
  • Romney he's a Hard core bastard behind closed doors.

    Little Richard vs. Richard Simmons
    little richard would kick the shit out of him.....

    Booms organ??
    or
    Corys organ????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • little richard would kick the shit out of him.....

    Booms organ??
    or
    Corys organ????

    easy. . . Boom! He's darker.

    Rex Grossman vs. Kyle Orton
    NERDS!
  • easy. . . Boom! He's darker.

    Rex Grossman vs. Kyle Orton

    i hope they both end up fucking dead....or at least crippled.....hehehehe

    lets see...who would win in a fight????

    pamela andersons gynormous breasticles????
    or
    oprah winfreys gynormous buttcheeks?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • i hope they both end up fucking dead....or at least crippled.....hehehehe

    lets see...who would win in a fight????

    pamela andersons gynormous breasticles????
    or
    oprah winfreys gynormous buttcheeks?????

    Pam because I'd let her :)

    Michael Jackson vs. Tito Jackson
    NERDS!
  • Pam because I'd let her :)

    Michael Jackson vs. Tito Jackson
    latoya would kick the shit out of those 2 ladies....

    hehehehehehehehe..................

    santa
    or
    the easter bunny
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Pam because I'd let her :)

    Michael Jackson vs. Tito Jackson

    Tito....absolutely

    the mayor of munchkin land or verne troyer?
    Nice shirt.
  • Tito....absolutely

    the mayor of munchkin land or verne troyer?

    VT in a drunken rage!

    And Speedy, Santa wins he's got more girth.

    Hitler vs. GW Bush
    NERDS!
  • VT in a drunken rage!

    And Speedy, Santa wins he's got more girth.

    Hitler vs. GW Bush

    adolf would kick GW's ass

    jerry springer or stone phillips?
    Nice shirt.
  • adolf would kick GW's ass

    jerry springer or stone phillips?
    jerry
    jerry
    jerry
    jerry
    jerry.............................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    I had to Wiki both of them. I'm guessing Ron Jeremy is a lover not a fighter :p so I'll go with Burgundy.

    Dick Cheney or George Bush. (Fists only).

    Cheney would probably have a heart attach a minute in, so Bush.

    Jay Leno's chin vs Gene Simmons' tongue.
  • bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Cheney would probably have a heart attach a minute in, so Bush.

    Jay Leno's chin vs Gene Simmons' tongue.
    jays chin.


    tiger at sandieago(SP) zoo, or retard that provoked tiger?
    i know its bad but fuck it i say!!!
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    jays chin.


    tiger at sandieago(SP) zoo, or retard that provoked tiger?
    i know its bad but fuck it i say!!!


    SD tiger!

    Stephen Hawking or Timmy?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • even flow? wrote:
    SD tiger!

    Stephen Hawking or Timmy?

    HA! Stephen Hawking.

    Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse?
  • HA! Stephen Hawking.

    Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse?

    Courtney Love would tear her to shreds....


    Spiderman or Boba Fett??
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Courtney Love would tear her to shreds....


    Spiderman or Boba Fett??

    Boba Fett. Spiderman's not real.

    DaytimeDilemma or a 4 year old girl with half a head.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • 4 year old with half a head....duh!

    DTL10 vs. mookie9999
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    4 year old with half a head....duh!

    DTL10 vs. mookie9999

    DTL10 http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/COLORED/HIT-KIDS1-OL.gif

    Oprah vs. Oscars the Grouch
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • LongRd. wrote:

    Oprah, always bet on black. Not green or garbage.

    Maggie Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin?

    Show your work!
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • Oprah, always bet on black. Not green or garbage.

    Maggie Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin?

    Show your work!

    Maggie takes a swing with the blanky and misses, falling to the ground. Then Stewie whips out some toy gun that he's fashioned into a real weapon, and shoots layed out Maggie in the head. Then as Stewie trys to leave the scene, he trips over the blanket, smacks his face on the pavement, and Lois comes over to see what the crying is about, and grounds him to his crib for murder.
    Both lose.



    Eli vs Payton (rematch, this time both as SB MVP's)
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Maggie takes a swing with the blanky and misses, falling to the ground. Then Stewie whips out some toy gun that he's fashioned into a real weapon, and shoots layed out Maggie in the head. Then as Stewie trys to leave the scene, he trips over the blanket, smacks his face on the pavement, and Lois comes over to see what the crying is about, and grounds him to his crib for murder.
    Both lose.



    Eli vs Payton (rematch, this time both as SB MVP's)

    Payton

    Ghandi vs. Mother Theresa ?
  • CServantCServant Posts: 1,182
    mca47 wrote:
    Payton

    Ghandi vs. Mother Theresa ?

    Ghandi, because Mother Theresa was too busy questioning her faith.

    Judge Mathis or Judge Hatchett?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    CServant wrote:
    Ghandi, because Mother Theresa was too busy questioning her faith.

    Judge Mathis or Judge Hatchett?

    Judge Hatchett just because of the name.

    Kojak vs. Baretta?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Judge Hatchett just because of the name.

    Kojak vs. Baretta?

    Baretta he'd ram that lollipop down kojak's throat


    Hobbits vs Gremlins
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    Baretta he'd ram that lollipop down kojak's throat


    Hobbits vs Gremlins

    Hobbits have tougher friends...Hobbits.

    He-man vs. Batman?


    :p
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    mca47 wrote:
    Hobbits have tougher friends...Hobbits.

    He-man vs. Batman?


    :p

    batman - he man would loose his loincloth or whatever he wore and that'd be it


    i hope this one hasnt already been posted...

    Paris & Nicole
    impatience is a gift ........
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Paris easily.


    Fonzie versus Jerry Seinfeld?
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Fonzie

    Tebow or Mark Sanchez
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Tebow but I think it would be close.



    Garfield vs. Heathcliff?
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Heathcliff


    Ode or Snoopy
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