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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    in a fist fight, O riley because he's got a bigger build.

    but in a battle of wits frankin would tear his ass up.




    Jon Stewart vs the Devil

    the red man

    michael moore vs john madden
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • GardenOfStoneGardenOfStone Posts: 21
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    the red man

    michael moore vs john madden

    Madden would kill him. He did play football for 3 seasons ya know.


    Ed Vedder or Axl Rose?
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    hahaha do you have to ask?

    Ed would kick his ass, Axl couldn't even take tommy hilfigure.

    Plus have you seen ed's arms lately? :eek:






    Bender (futurama) vs Groundskeeper Willie (simpsons)
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    hahaha do you have to ask?

    Ed would kick his ass, Axl couldn't even take tommy hilfigure.

    Plus have you seen ed's arms lately? :eek:






    Bender (futurama) vs Groundskeeper Willie (simpsons)

    Dude, Willie is buff as hell. He's always rippin' his shirt off!!

    Moe vs. Apu
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    mca47 wrote:
    Dude, Willie is buff as hell. He's always rippin' his shirt off!!

    Moe vs. Apu
    Moe.

    Apu gets shot so much.. he's a wimp!

    and Moe's got that shotgun and a short fuse.



    Jon Wayne Vs Johnny Cash
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Moe.

    Apu gets shot so much.. he's a wimp!

    and Moe's got that shotgun and a short fuse.



    Jon Wayne Vs Johnny Cash


    Jon Wayne

    Emeril or Bobby Flay
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Jon Wayne

    Emeril or Bobby Flay
    Who's Bobby Flay?

    And whatev.

    Emeril.


    James Iha vs. D'arcy Wretzky
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • BetterRadioBetterRadio Posts: 189
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Who's Bobby Flay?

    And whatev.

    Emeril.


    James Iha vs. D'arcy Wretzky
    D'arcy. shes a druggie. cant feel pain.

    Chuck Liddell v. a Rhinocerous
    They're gonna tell you where to walk
    When to smile and just what to say
    They say have your own fun...

    Need vinyl, doggs.
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    BetterRadio wrote:
    D'arcy. shes a druggie. cant feel pain.

    Chuck Liddell v. a Rhinocerous
    I was hoping you'd say that :p

    I don't know who Chuck Liddell is so your challenge stands.


    Chuck Liddell v. a Rhinocerous
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • SeveredMattSeveredMatt Posts: 56
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    I was hoping you'd say that :p

    I don't know who Chuck Liddell is so your challenge stands.


    Chuck Liddell v. a Rhinocerous

    Wow. If you'd have said Matt Hughes, who I knew in college, vs. the rhino, it'd be a tough call. But Chuck is 36 and those fights with Randy Couture have left him a little tired, probably for the rest of his life. If it's a rhino calf, maybe Chuck has a chance. But a full-grown cow or bull rhino, and he's dead in the water.

    The rhino wins.

    Now, in honor of the classic "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," which is on Encore right now as a great reason for me to stay awake in the middle of the night (and can anyone believe this movie is coming up on 10 years old?!?), I bring you the following challenge:

    Frau Farbissina vs. Mustafa
    "Tried to walk, found a severed ... Matt???"
  • GardenOfStoneGardenOfStone Posts: 21
    SeveredMatt wrote:
    Wow. If you'd have said Matt Hughes, who I knew in college, vs. the rhino, it'd be a tough call. But Chuck is 36 and those fights with Randy Couture have left him a little tired, probably for the rest of his life. If it's a rhino calf, maybe Chuck has a chance. But a full-grown cow or bull rhino, and he's dead in the water.

    The rhino wins.

    Now, in honor of the classic "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," which is on Encore right now as a great reason for me to stay awake in the middle of the night (and can anyone believe this movie is coming up on 10 years old?!?), I bring you the following challenge:

    Frau Farbissina vs. Mustafa

    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!


    Zakk Wylde!


    Eddie Vedder or Scott Stapp ???? :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Gotta be Frau. Her mouth would open up real big (like it does) and she'd swallow his head!


    Zakk Wylde vs. James Hetfield!
    James Hetfield never ruined Black Sabbath songs.

    So James wins.



    Avocados vs Guavas
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    James Hetfield never ruined Black Sabbath songs.

    So James wins.



    Avocados vs Guavas

    Avocados!!!

    Tootsie pops or Blow pops
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Avocados!!!

    Tootsie pops or Blow pops

    blow pops, just because it has the word 'blow' in it.

    mrs. buttersworth vs aunt jemima (wrestling in a big tub of syrup)
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    blow pops, just because it has the word 'blow' in it.

    mrs. buttersworth vs aunt jemima (wrestling in a big tub of syrup)
    Aunt Jemima.......that according to Jimmy the Greek :D

    Little Black Sambo vs the "Tar Baby"
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    tybird wrote:
    Aunt Jemima.......that according to Jimmy the Greek :D

    Little Black Sambo vs the "Tar Baby"


    Tar Baby.


    Chicken Noodle Soup vs Tomato Soup
    http://alltimetopfive-boofcombs.blogspot.com/
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Tar Baby.


    Chicken Noodle Soup vs Tomato Soup
    Let's see....Tomato soup is thicker and richer than Chicken Noodle, but CN has all that stuff in it...........winner is Chicken Noodle

    Bugs Bunny vs B'rer Rabbit
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    tybird wrote:
    Let's see....Tomato soup is thicker and richer than Chicken Noodle, but CN has all that stuff in it...........winner is Chicken Noodle

    Bugs Bunny vs B'rer Rabbit

    nobody beats bugs.

    homer simpson vs fat albert
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    nobody beats bugs.

    homer simpson vs fat albert
    Simpson. He's a violent Alcoholic.


    Pierce Brosnan vs Roger Moore
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • CServantCServant Posts: 1,182
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Simpson. He's a violent Alcoholic.


    Pierce Brosnan vs Roger Moore

    Roger Moore because he's Bond, James Bond.

    Ren or Stimpy?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    CServant wrote:
    Roger Moore because he's Bond, James Bond.

    Ren or Stimpy?
    Ren obviously because he's the dominant one, but there's NO WAY roger moore could beat Brosnan!

    Moore was kind of terrible as bond compared to Sean Connery... Brosnan gets that silver medal no doubt :p




    Dell Computer guy vs Sprint 'can you here me now?' guy
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • GardenOfStoneGardenOfStone Posts: 21
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    Ren obviously because he's the dominant one, but there's NO WAY roger moore could beat Brosnan!

    Moore was kind of terrible as bond compared to Sean Connery... Brosnan gets that silver medal no doubt :p




    Dell Computer guy vs Sprint 'can you here me now?' guy

    I'd say the Dell guy, cause if I see that "can you hear me now" comercial one more time, Im gonna find him and kick his ass myself. Then Ill just give the trophy to Mr. Dell guy.


    Kim Thyall vs. Cat stevens. (the big ugly bearded guitar player battle)
    "He said little man you got no buisness gettin' frustrated, you gotta rest, you gotta rest you gotta rest... Reach Doooooown... And pick the crowd up... Carry back in your hands, to the promised land!
  • daystar143daystar143 Posts: 367
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    I'd say the Dell guy, cause if I see that "can you hear me now" comercial one more time, Im gonna find him and kick his ass myself. Then Ill just give the trophy to Mr. Dell guy.


    Kim Thyall vs. Cat stevens. (the big ugly bearded guitar player battle)

    LOL...I vote for Kim...Cat's just gonna whimper.

    Marcia Cross or Eva Longoria? (and yes, guys, I know...who cares as long as you get a copy of the videotape)
    The Daystar

    "But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    daystar143 wrote:
    LOL...I vote for Kim...Cat's just gonna whimper.

    Marcia Cross or Eva Longoria? (and yes, guys, I know...who cares as long as you get a copy of the videotape)


    Eva - short girls are tough!

    Eddie Vedder vs. Johnny Depp
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Eva - short girls are tough!

    Eddie Vedder vs. Johnny Depp

    vedder. he'd chew him and spit him out.

    hugh hefner vs donald trump
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    vedder. he'd chew him and spit him out.

    hugh hefner vs donald trump

    hefner...can't get past trump's hair

    taco vell vs. wendy's
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    wendy's



    debbie gibson or britney spears
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    metsfan531941 wrote:
    wendy's



    debbie gibson or britney spears


    britney - kfed's taught her how to get down and dirty

    Britney vs. Kelly Clarkson
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    comebackgirl wrote:
    britney - kfed's taught her how to get down and dirty

    Britney vs. Kelly Clarkson
    clarkson, ya gotta watch out for the good girls.im a clarkson fan.



    jfk or regan
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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