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  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    GardenOfStone wrote:
    Jimmy Carter


    Eddie Murphy or Chris Tucker?


    Eddie Would Whoop That Ass!!!!!!

    Stone or Jeff?
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  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Jeff, he'd use his skateboard as a club of sorts.

    Will Smith or Martin Lawrence?
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Will Smith.

    dude with nunchuks or dude with elephantiasis of the thumbs
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Will Smith.

    dude with nunchuks or dude with elephantiasis of the thumbs

    Dude with nunchuks... obviously. :D

    failedpersephone or cory ;) (not that they would fight)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

    failedpersephone or cory ;) (not that they would fight)


    in a fight??

    am I drunk? if i am drunk then, me because Cory prolly wouldn't feel right about hitting a woman.


    whereas I have no such compunction ;)

    a flying hamster with sharp teeth

    or

    a man with no hands?
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    in a fight??

    am I drunk? if i am drunk then, me because Cory prolly wouldn't feel right about hitting a woman.


    whereas I have no such compunction ;)

    a flying hamster with sharp teeth

    or

    a man with no hands?

    Nooooooo! You ruined it! ;)

    A flying hamster! - with teeth

    Stewie (Family Guy)

    or

    Bart (The Simpsons)
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    Bart!


    Shaquille Oneal

    or

    Wilt Chamberlain
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN wrote:
    Bart!


    Shaquille Oneal

    or

    Wilt Chamberlain

    Shaq probably. If the name police didn't get 'em first.

    Reality or Fantasy?
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  • OdinOdin Posts: 599
    Shaq

    Eddie Vedder or Chris Cornell
  • Them-BonesThem-Bones Posts: 518
    Cornell would kick eddie's ass while Ed just keeps saying "Chris, why are you doing this?"

    But then Jeff would dropkick Cornell

    Kevin Smith or Tim Burton
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Them-Bones wrote:

    Kevin Smith or Tim Burton

    BURTON because his wife is awesome.

    Ballparks

    or

    Farmer Johns ??
    (for the meat eaters :D )
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  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    failedpersephone wrote:
    BURTON because his wife is awesome.

    Ballparks

    or

    Farmer Johns ??
    (for the meat eaters :D )

    Ballparks.

    Ford vs Chevy?
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Ballparks.

    Ford vs Chevy?


    chevy chase of course




    me vs u
  • JSBEJSBE Posts: 1,076
    a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco?

    (this was probably already said - or not - but yeah, i just watched hot rod the other night)
  • corycory Posts: 736
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    chevy chase of course




    me vs u

    Me:)


    My right nut vs. my left nut
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • jordn6971jordn6971 Posts: 675
    suffragette wrote:
    definitely the porch.

    Butter vs I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

    Butta



    Favre vs. Brady
    "There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    jordn6971 wrote:
    Butta



    Favre vs. Brady


    favra




    posh spice vz sporty spice
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    favra




    posh spice vz sporty spice

    Sporty. She'd carpetmunch her to death.


    Me vs. the rest of the world, on an unmoderated board. :D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Sporty. She'd carpetmunch her to death.


    Me vs. the rest of the world, on an unmoderated board. :D


    u , ur a loudmouth lol




    peter griffin vs. yellow chicken or whatever it is
  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    u , ur a loudmouth lol




    peter griffin vs. yellow chicken or whatever it is

    Peter.

    tabasco vs. frank's red hot
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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Posts: 4,895
    Franks Red Hot


    Steroid enhanced Barry Bonds in a brawl with Sausage enhanced Babe Ruth
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    Franks Red Hot


    Steroid enhanced Barry Bonds in a brawl with Sausage enhanced Babe Ruth

    Sausage Babe

    Sausage Babe Ruth vs. Drunken Harry Carey
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,225
    mca47 wrote:
    Sausage Babe

    Sausage Babe Ruth vs. Drunken Harry Carey

    drunken harry caray. it's not much of a fight, he just stumbles into the babe and the babe drops while holding his stomach in pain because of too much sausage.

    isiah thomas vs. larry brown
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  • EddiEEddiE Posts: 125
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:

    isiah thomas vs. larry brown

    Dunno who either of them are so I'll go for larry brown.

    Tyler Durden or the Narrator (Ed Norton)
    Paris 7/11/96
    Manchester 4/6/00
  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    EddiE wrote:
    Dunno who either of them are so I'll go for larry brown.

    Tyler Durden or the Narrator (Ed Norton)

    Tyler Durden

    Corey Feldman vs Corey Haim
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  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    Tyler Durden

    Corey Feldman vs Corey Haim

    Feldman, he's fatter.


    Willow or Vern Troyer?
    NERDS!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Feldman, he's fatter.


    Willow or Vern Troyer?

    Willow! Vern Troyer would probably be drunk and laying in a pool of his own piss.

    Mr. T as Clubber Lang vs. Mr. T as B.A Baracus
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mca47 wrote:
    Willow! Vern Troyer would probably be drunk and laying in a pool of his own piss.

    Mr. T as Clubber Lang vs. Mr. T as B.A Baracus
    Clubber Lang. come on, he lifts trees for training.



    Ron Burgandy vs Ron Jeremy
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Clubber Lang. come on, he lifts trees for training.



    Ron Burgandy vs Ron Jeremy

    I had to Wiki both of them. I'm guessing Ron Jeremy is a lover not a fighter :p so I'll go with Burgundy.

    Dick Cheney or George Bush. (Fists only).
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I had to Wiki both of them. I'm guessing Ron Jeremy is a lover not a fighter :p so I'll go with Burgundy.

    Dick Cheney or George Bush. (Fists only).

    Cheney.
    He would agree to fists only, then like the liar he is pull out a gun and shoot him in the face.

    Mitt Romney vs. Huckabee?
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