My Sister Inlaw Suduced Me

stylo17

urbanhippie wrote:

Ego trip anyone?

you mean this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaRQNoKDYu8

went to high school with them, but they're a couple years older

comebackwoman

meme wrote:

I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.

me too. gag - beyond skanky...this is not seduction to me...seduction involves a little more class and imagination imo. I'm just imagining a guy trying to "seduce" me in this manner....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it

sponger

comebackgirl wrote:

....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it

balls? no. shaft? you betcha.

Brain of J.Lo

"hey look, I have a crotch. see?"

That's essentially what she was saying with her body language.

Wow...what a seductress! :rolleyes:

comebackwoman

sponger wrote:

balls? no. shaft? you betcha.

not a chance you have no idea just how unattractive those things you carry around are. you gotta seduce me first...then maybe i'd wanna catch a glimpse at it...sadly it doesn't work the other way around

Rhinocerous Surprise

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

"hey look, I have a crotch. see?"

That's essentially what she was saying with her body language.

Wow...what a seductress! :rolleyes:

What more does a guy need?

comebackwoman

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

"hey look, I have a crotch. see?"

That's essentially what she was saying with her body language.

Wow...what a seductress! :rolleyes:

or....maybe his underwear was showing...and she was trying to subtly let him know?

Brain of J.Lo

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

What more does a guy need?

lol

Sad, but true.

Brain of J.Lo

comebackgirl wrote:

or....maybe his underwear was showing...and she was trying to subtly let him know?

LOL!

Rhinocerous Surprise

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

lol

Sad, but true.

What would be even worse would be if her body language was saying "Look at this: totally crotchless! How fucked up is that?"

my2hands

Nothingman54 wrote:

So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?

i think we need a picture of this chick, asap

meme

sponger wrote:

lemme guess...you are a female?

Sure

But seriously... something like passing your finger on the rim of a glass, or something a little more subdued. Spreading your leg apart and pointing to your vagina? Ugh... crude, skanky, not sexy

meme

comebackgirl wrote:

me too. gag - beyond skanky...this is not seduction to me...seduction involves a little more class and imagination imo. I'm just imagining a guy trying to "seduce" me in this manner....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it

That was hilarious

sponger

meme wrote:

Sure

But seriously... something like passing your finger on the rim of a glass, or something a little more subdued. Spreading your leg apart and pointing to your vagina? Ugh... crude, skanky, not sexy

Well, it's no secret that men and women view sex differently.

For women it's more of an emotional, sensual exerience.

For men, it's mostly visual.

And I think I speak on behalf of most men when I say that there's nothing we disdain more than the "game."

It's not really our fault. The thing is that we have this gland called the prostate that produces a certain fluid at all hours of the day. This fluid constantly builds up in that gland, putting an increasing amount of pressure on said gland, which causes us to think of nothing other than the chance to release said pressure.

Therefore, nothing is more tantalizing than a no if's and's or but's green light.

Imagine not having eaten a solid meal for hours or even days. Sudden someone starts waving a big juicy hamburger in front of you. Are you going to care about presentation at that point?

in_hiding79

acoustic guy wrote:

NO WAY!!! DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE!
Listen to meeeeee smalls!
you are in the same room as the sister.
IProblems either way but DO NOIf you tell your wife then it will cause a HUGE problem with the two sisters the boyfriend AND every holiday get together, plus your wife will be suspicious every time T TELL HER!!!
Notice that its all the girls on here that are saying to tell her LOL
Please trust me on this on bro.

He might HAVE to tell his wife...the girl's a skank!!

mookie9999

smithnic wrote:

Plus I really can't let it go that he spelled insane "insain". Who has women come on to them when they spell words like that?

Cracking up at you not being able to get over this "insainity"! This thread is loaded with funny funny shit! I say tell your wife but that's just me.

in_hiding79

I'm so glad that my sister in law isn't the only "bitch", I really thought I was the only one with a worthless in law!! Of course, she isn't one that would make a guy get all hot & bothered showing off her skanky snatch and all........:p


I think you might need to tell your wife....

comebackwoman

sponger wrote:

Well, it's no secret that men and women view sex differently.

For women it's more of an emotional, sensual exerience.

For men, it's mostly visual.

And I think I speak on behalf of most men when I say that there's nothing we disdain more than the "game."

It's not really our fault. The thing is that we have this gland called the prostate that produces a certain fluid at all hours of the day. This fluid constantly builds up in that gland, putting an increasing amount of pressure on said gland, which causes us to think of nothing other than the chance to release said pressure.

Therefore, nothing is more tantalizing than a no if's and's or but's green light.

Imagine not having eaten a solid meal for hours or even days. Sudden someone starts waving a big juicy hamburger in front of you. Are you going to care about presentation at that point?

This is why men will forever worship at the feet of pussalia
Women are gonna make you work for it a bit...a simple flash isn't gonna do it

sponger

Also I think one thing we should keep in mind is that we're not seeing the whole story.

Sister-in-law's behavior might be payback for years of big sister's own acts of seduction which were done in violation of sisterly trust.

I wouldn't rule out the possibility that the spreading of legs and showing of underwear maneuver was something that she learned first-hand by watching your wife do that to her boyfriends that she brought home.

Allie

1st of all, I didn't read all 11 pages but holy :eek:
that is Insane! And nasty!

I'm only telling this to hopefully be of help,
the guy that later became my ex-fiance, his mother's live-in boyfriend (basically his defacto 'stepfather') not only came on to me but told me he loved me :eek:

EEW. It was like a total Jerry Springer episode and nauseating and creepy. And disturbing!

I never told my then bf though. I thought it would upset him too much and his mother would either not believe me or think I did something, God Forbid, to provoke it :eek:
blech