I'm laughing so hard at this right now. These replies are awesome.
Hey, I'm a chick, you know what I would have done right at the time of the flashing? I would have said real loud..."HEY, QUIT FLASHING YOUR COOTER AT ME" and started crying.
About telling your wife. I don't know. Whatever you do, I will say, the longer you wait, the harder (no pun intended) it will be to come clean.
I'm laughing so hard at this right now. These replies are awesome.
Hey, I'm a chick, you know what I would have done right at the time of the flashing? I would have said real loud..."HEY, QUIT FLASHING YOUR COOTER AT ME" and started crying.
About telling your wife. I don't know. Whatever you do, I will say, the longer you wait, the harder (no pun intended) it will be to come clean.
"cum clean" :eek:
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
Also, I don't know the correct spelling or anything, but I believe the word is.....
monage-a-toi?
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This thread is funny as hell.
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Sorry about the spelling. I was typing fast. SIL's bf is 47 and she is 24. He has alot of money and she has said she's in it for the money. I wish it was a fake story but its not, I have been thinking about it all day. Im not gonna tell the wife, I dont want to cause problems, but I know she is the one causing problems. Some things are better left unknown and unsaid. I will never touch her. I know she will never say anything to anyone, she dosent want to lose the guy that makes ALOT of $$. She quit her job and dropped out of her last semester of school because of the $. But no, I will never tell my wife and I will never touch her sister. I was very very very very turned on though.
HAHAHAHAHA!
oh man, just imagine that smiling back at you as she slowly moves her shorts
It was nice but I will never touch her. She is sexy but no. I love my wife and we have a 1 year old boy and im a stay at home dad and I dont want to fuck that up.
Sorry about the spelling. I was typing fast. SIL's bf is 47 and she is 24. He has alot of money and she has said she's in it for the money. I wish it was a fake story but its not, I have been thinking about it all day. Im not gonna tell the wife, I dont want to cause problems, but I know she is the one causing problems. Some things are better left unknown and unsaid. I will never touch her. I know she will never say anything to anyone, she dosent want to lose the guy that makes ALOT of $$. She quit her job and dropped out of her last semester of school because of the $. But no, I will never tell my wife and I will never touch her sister. I was very very very very turned on though.
Aw, guy. You had me convinced till that last line.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.
I couldn't agree more! I'm just trying to think how I would feel if someone close to me (such as a sister or friend did this). But I would MUCH rather know than to be kept in the dark. Because then I would know the true colors of this person rather than be deceived. I think he REALLY should tell his wife, but he seems to have made up his mind and isn't interested in what the female boardmembers are saying.
I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.
me too. gag - beyond skanky...this is not seduction to me...seduction involves a little more class and imagination imo. I'm just imagining a guy trying to "seduce" me in this manner....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it
not a chance you have no idea just how unattractive those things you carry around are. you gotta seduce me first...then maybe i'd wanna catch a glimpse at it...sadly it doesn't work the other way around
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cooter??? :eek:
HAHAHAHAHA!
oh man, just imagine that smiling back at you as she slowly moves her shorts
I knew someone was gonna do that.
"cum clean" :eek:
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I think I'm on pun overload.
this thread is too funny....
Also, I don't know the correct spelling or anything, but I believe the word is.....
monage-a-toi?
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*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
thats what she said
It was nice but I will never touch her. She is sexy but no. I love my wife and we have a 1 year old boy and im a stay at home dad and I dont want to fuck that up.
Not fake! Just typing fast! I love Letterman.
Aw, guy. You had me convinced till that last line.
Just because im married dosent mean I dont get turned on. I am human.
'Twas but a joke, guy.
I couldn't agree more! I'm just trying to think how I would feel if someone close to me (such as a sister or friend did this). But I would MUCH rather know than to be kept in the dark. Because then I would know the true colors of this person rather than be deceived. I think he REALLY should tell his wife, but he seems to have made up his mind and isn't interested in what the female boardmembers are saying.
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lemme guess...you are a female?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
you mean this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaRQNoKDYu8
went to high school with them, but they're a couple years older
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
balls? no. shaft? you betcha.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
That's essentially what she was saying with her body language.
Wow...what a seductress! :rolleyes:
What more does a guy need?
lol
Sad, but true.
LOL!
What would be even worse would be if her body language was saying "Look at this: totally crotchless! How fucked up is that?"