My Sister Inlaw Suduced Me

Jason P

Wilds wrote:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Pretty good!

rival.

that's crazy! i would not know how to react in that situation.

norm

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

The best bit is, someone telling everyone on the Internet he got wood looking at his sister in law showing her yellow underwear, and asking complete strangers whether he should tell his wife. When you step back a sec, it's bizarre. Hahahahaha.

this is surprising? i've actually been missing threads like this.....all the experts come out to play! :D

kh65

Shit, I was looking for the PJ message board and found Dr. Ruth.

norm

Trailer wrote:

In their next fight.. if she's losing it.. in a fit of rage she'll just blurt out "well why don't you just go and fuck my sister.. you know you want to!!" haha

to which i would reply "really? cool! be back in an hour!"

smithnic

Jason P wrote:

Pretty good!

my bad, I missed the original with the source in the title

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

nothingman44 wrote:

try to talk your wife into a threesome with her.

its worth a shot...right?

now you're talking

Swan

se·duce [si-doos, -dyoos]

1. to lead astray, as from duty, rectitude, or the like; corrupt.
2. to persuade or induce to have sexual intercourse.
3. to lead or draw away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance: He was seduced by the prospect of gain.
4. to win over; attract; entice: a supermarket seducing customers with special sales.

So, the OP wasn't exactly seduced was he?

Who shows off their panties anyway, I've never been in that kind of situation but it seems if she was really trying to seduce him she would have shown the good stuff and not kept it wrapped up.

besides, the whole scenario smell of cow patties.

kh65

nothingman44 wrote:

try to talk your wife into a threesome with her.

its worth a shot...right?

Yes!!

Vedderlution_Baby

MrSmith wrote:

now you're talking

If nothingman44 keeps commenting in nothingman54's thread, shit is going to get pretty damn confusing.

AmentsChick

Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:

If nothingman44 keeps commenting in nothingman54's thread, shit is going to get pretty damn confusing.

best post ever!!!

kh65

Swan wrote:

se·duce [si-doos, -dyoos]

1. to lead astray, as from duty, rectitude, or the like; corrupt.
2. to persuade or induce to have sexual intercourse.
3. to lead or draw away, as from principles, faith, or allegiance: He was seduced by the prospect of gain.
4. to win over; attract; entice: a supermarket seducing customers with special sales.

So, the OP wasn't exactly seduced was he?

Who shows off their panties anyway, I've never been in that kind of situation but it seems if she was really trying to seduce him she would have shown the good stuff and not kept it wrapped up.

besides, the whole scenario smell of cow patties.

Cow patties... yum.

patrickredeyes

Nothingman54 wrote:

So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?

First time seeing this and WOW what a great story. hehe

smithnic

There are so many spelling mistakes in that story... I'm calling fake to the whole damn thing.

Also, who the hell gets drunk and is mesmerized by Letterman?

Sian-of-the-dead

Maybe she was just showing you she'd soiled her previously white panties?

Rhinocerous Surprise

I'm just glad his birth sister's name isn't "Inlaw" like I thought at first. :eek:

acoustic guy

Wilds wrote:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

anotherclone

I'm laughing so hard at this right now. These replies are awesome.

Hey, I'm a chick, you know what I would have done right at the time of the flashing? I would have said real loud..."HEY, QUIT FLASHING YOUR COOTER AT ME" and started crying.

About telling your wife. I don't know. Whatever you do, I will say, the longer you wait, the harder (no pun intended) it will be to come clean.

bovy_j

Umm.....3 way?

smithnic

Maybe this is the same house/trailer that the picture with the chick in the dress selling the SB poster on ebay was. Seems very trashy.

Were they drinking boxed wine?