So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?
But seriously... something like passing your finger on the rim of a glass, or something a little more subdued. Spreading your leg apart and pointing to your vagina? Ugh... crude, skanky, not sexy
... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
me too. gag - beyond skanky...this is not seduction to me...seduction involves a little more class and imagination imo. I'm just imagining a guy trying to "seduce" me in this manner....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it
That was hilarious
... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
But seriously... something like passing your finger on the rim of a glass, or something a little more subdued. Spreading your leg apart and pointing to your vagina? Ugh... crude, skanky, not sexy
Well, it's no secret that men and women view sex differently.
For women it's more of an emotional, sensual exerience.
For men, it's mostly visual.
And I think I speak on behalf of most men when I say that there's nothing we disdain more than the "game."
It's not really our fault. The thing is that we have this gland called the prostate that produces a certain fluid at all hours of the day. This fluid constantly builds up in that gland, putting an increasing amount of pressure on said gland, which causes us to think of nothing other than the chance to release said pressure.
Therefore, nothing is more tantalizing than a no if's and's or but's green light.
Imagine not having eaten a solid meal for hours or even days. Sudden someone starts waving a big juicy hamburger in front of you. Are you going to care about presentation at that point?
NO WAY!!! DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE!
Listen to meeeeee smalls!
you are in the same room as the sister.
IProblems either way but DO NOIf you tell your wife then it will cause a HUGE problem with the two sisters the boyfriend AND every holiday get together, plus your wife will be suspicious every time T TELL HER!!!
Notice that its all the girls on here that are saying to tell her LOL
Please trust me on this on bro.
He might HAVE to tell his wife...the girl's a skank!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I'm so glad that my sister in law isn't the only "bitch", I really thought I was the only one with a worthless in law!! Of course, she isn't one that would make a guy get all hot & bothered showing off her skanky snatch and all........:p
I think you might need to tell your wife....
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Well, it's no secret that men and women view sex differently.
For women it's more of an emotional, sensual exerience.
For men, it's mostly visual.
And I think I speak on behalf of most men when I say that there's nothing we disdain more than the "game."
It's not really our fault. The thing is that we have this gland called the prostate that produces a certain fluid at all hours of the day. This fluid constantly builds up in that gland, putting an increasing amount of pressure on said gland, which causes us to think of nothing other than the chance to release said pressure.
Therefore, nothing is more tantalizing than a no if's and's or but's green light.
Imagine not having eaten a solid meal for hours or even days. Sudden someone starts waving a big juicy hamburger in front of you. Are you going to care about presentation at that point?
This is why men will forever worship at the feet of pussalia
Women are gonna make you work for it a bit...a simple flash isn't gonna do it
Also I think one thing we should keep in mind is that we're not seeing the whole story.
Sister-in-law's behavior might be payback for years of big sister's own acts of seduction which were done in violation of sisterly trust.
I wouldn't rule out the possibility that the spreading of legs and showing of underwear maneuver was something that she learned first-hand by watching your wife do that to her boyfriends that she brought home.
1st of all, I didn't read all 11 pages but holy :eek:
that is Insane! And nasty!
I'm only telling this to hopefully be of help,
the guy that later became my ex-fiance, his mother's live-in boyfriend (basically his defacto 'stepfather') not only came on to me but told me he loved me :eek:
EEW. It was like a total Jerry Springer episode and nauseating and creepy. And disturbing!
I never told my then bf though. I thought it would upset him too much and his mother would either not believe me or think I did something, God Forbid, to provoke it :eek:
blech
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tough call. if you tell your wife this could cause her never to talk to her sister again - the repurcussions could be huge. i would say something to the sister in law - simple as WTF was that about? Don't do it again, I love your sister and don't want to have to tell her that you did what you did, but if it happens again I will.
But holy hell, your mouth must have wanted to drop to the floor. How uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!
But holy hell, your mouth must have wanted to drop to the floor. How uncomfortable, yet amazingly awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Fixed it for ya...
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So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?
Do you know what can be worst? You imagine of kind of childhood your wife had. It´s not simple situation. Think about her (your wife) and take care of her.
So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?
by the way the story began, I thought you were gonna say she pointed to her crotch to reveal she was going commando....
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So my wife and I went to visit her sister lastnight and we had a couple of drinks and im sitting on the other side of the room facing my wife her sister and her boyfriend and my sister inlaw has on these little shorts on and all the sudden she starts speading her legs and looking at me and pointing down to.....and she pulls hers shorts to the side and she is showing me her sexy sexy yellow panties and I just sat there like oh shit this is crazy my wife and her boyfriend are sitting right there watching David Letterman and didnt see. We left and I didnt say anything to my wife, I dont want to cause trouble and im not going to do anything with her sister cause I love my wife and I dont like cheaters but it was insain. Has anybody else been in a simular situation?
wow someone is board, you know there is a whole website devoted to thread topics. apparently you found it too.
At least I wouldn't. I'd totally play that shit out and see what happens.
Next time you all hang out see if she says or does anything. I think it would be fun!
Maybe she's mad at her sister and thinks playing with you would be an easy way to hurt her? At least, I don't think it's flattering to you that she's done this...
Or, maybe she is just extremely thoughtless and stupid and was bored?
me too. gag - beyond skanky...this is not seduction to me...seduction involves a little more class and imagination imo. I'm just imagining a guy trying to "seduce" me in this manner....ummmm yeah giving me a glimpse of your balls ain't gonna cut it
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i think we need a picture of this chick, asap
Sure
But seriously... something like passing your finger on the rim of a glass, or something a little more subdued. Spreading your leg apart and pointing to your vagina? Ugh... crude, skanky, not sexy
That was hilarious
Well, it's no secret that men and women view sex differently.
For women it's more of an emotional, sensual exerience.
For men, it's mostly visual.
And I think I speak on behalf of most men when I say that there's nothing we disdain more than the "game."
It's not really our fault. The thing is that we have this gland called the prostate that produces a certain fluid at all hours of the day. This fluid constantly builds up in that gland, putting an increasing amount of pressure on said gland, which causes us to think of nothing other than the chance to release said pressure.
Therefore, nothing is more tantalizing than a no if's and's or but's green light.
Imagine not having eaten a solid meal for hours or even days. Sudden someone starts waving a big juicy hamburger in front of you. Are you going to care about presentation at that point?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
He might HAVE to tell his wife...the girl's a skank!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Cracking up at you not being able to get over this "insainity"! This thread is loaded with funny funny shit! I say tell your wife but that's just me.
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I think you might need to tell your wife....
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Women are gonna make you work for it a bit...a simple flash isn't gonna do it
Sister-in-law's behavior might be payback for years of big sister's own acts of seduction which were done in violation of sisterly trust.
I wouldn't rule out the possibility that the spreading of legs and showing of underwear maneuver was something that she learned first-hand by watching your wife do that to her boyfriends that she brought home.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
that is Insane! And nasty!
I'm only telling this to hopefully be of help,
the guy that later became my ex-fiance, his mother's live-in boyfriend (basically his defacto 'stepfather') not only came on to me but told me he loved me :eek:
EEW. It was like a total Jerry Springer episode and nauseating and creepy. And disturbing!
I never told my then bf though. I thought it would upset him too much and his mother would either not believe me or think I did something, God Forbid, to provoke it :eek:
blech
"Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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6/25/08
Free Speedy
and Metsy!
Just put it in both of their butts while carving the thanksgiving day Turkey. You can make them continuosly scream "pass the stuffing".
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I demand that he records it though!!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
But holy hell, your mouth must have wanted to drop to the floor. How uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!
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It's possible that she sort of looks up to her older sister, and therefore by sleeping with you she'd be walking in her footsteps.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
Do you know what can be worst? You imagine of kind of childhood your wife had. It´s not simple situation. Think about her (your wife) and take care of her.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
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He's not your guy, buddy!!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
At least I wouldn't. I'd totally play that shit out and see what happens.
Next time you all hang out see if she says or does anything. I think it would be fun!
Hehe... Not laying claim to him.
Unless something a bit more provocative comes along next time.
And like was said, at least she had on panties.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Or, maybe she is just extremely thoughtless and stupid and was bored?
Just wondering....
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1) I think it is truly better for you in the long run
2) So that you can come back and tell us how she reacted and how she handled it with her sister.
Nothing wrong with prolonging my entertainment!!
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Funny picture hahahahahaha
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Is...she...hot?
If so then it is totaly sexy to do that.
If she is a dog then barf!
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