My Sister Inlaw Suduced Me

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    anotherclone wrote:
    I'm laughing so hard at this right now. These replies are awesome.

    Hey, I'm a chick, you know what I would have done right at the time of the flashing? I would have said real loud..."HEY, QUIT FLASHING YOUR COOTER AT ME" and started crying. :D

    About telling your wife. I don't know. Whatever you do, I will say, the longer you wait, the harder (no pun intended) it will be to come clean.


    cooter??? :eek: ;):D:D
  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    cutback wrote:
    cooter??? :eek: ;):D:D


    HAHAHAHAHA!
    oh man, just imagine that smiling back at you as she slowly moves her shorts
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  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    cutback wrote:
    cooter??? :eek: ;):D:D

    I knew someone was gonna do that. :D But...man, you are fast!
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    anotherclone wrote:
    I'm laughing so hard at this right now. These replies are awesome.

    Hey, I'm a chick, you know what I would have done right at the time of the flashing? I would have said real loud..."HEY, QUIT FLASHING YOUR COOTER AT ME" and started crying. :D

    About telling your wife. I don't know. Whatever you do, I will say, the longer you wait, the harder (no pun intended) it will be to come clean.

    "cum clean" :eek:
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  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    kh65 wrote:
    "cum clean" :eek:

    I think I'm on pun overload. :D
  • fuck
    fuck Posts: 4,069
    hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    this thread is too funny....

    Also, I don't know the correct spelling or anything, but I believe the word is.....

    monage-a-toi?
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    This thread is funny as hell. :D

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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    anotherclone wrote:
    I think I'm on pun overload. :D

    thats what she said
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Sorry about the spelling. I was typing fast. SIL's bf is 47 and she is 24. He has alot of money and she has said she's in it for the money. I wish it was a fake story but its not, I have been thinking about it all day. Im not gonna tell the wife, I dont want to cause problems, but I know she is the one causing problems. Some things are better left unknown and unsaid. I will never touch her. I know she will never say anything to anyone, she dosent want to lose the guy that makes ALOT of $$. She quit her job and dropped out of her last semester of school because of the $. But no, I will never tell my wife and I will never touch her sister. I was very very very very turned on though.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    smithnic wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHA!
    oh man, just imagine that smiling back at you as she slowly moves her shorts


    It was nice but I will never touch her. She is sexy but no. I love my wife and we have a 1 year old boy and im a stay at home dad and I dont want to fuck that up.
    I'll be back
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    smithnic wrote:
    There are so many spelling mistakes in that story... I'm calling fake to the whole damn thing.

    Also, who the hell gets drunk and is mesmerized by Letterman?

    Not fake! Just typing fast! I love Letterman.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Sorry about the spelling. I was typing fast. SIL's bf is 47 and she is 24. He has alot of money and she has said she's in it for the money. I wish it was a fake story but its not, I have been thinking about it all day. Im not gonna tell the wife, I dont want to cause problems, but I know she is the one causing problems. Some things are better left unknown and unsaid. I will never touch her. I know she will never say anything to anyone, she dosent want to lose the guy that makes ALOT of $$. She quit her job and dropped out of her last semester of school because of the $. But no, I will never tell my wife and I will never touch her sister. I was very very very very turned on though.

    Aw, guy. You had me convinced till that last line.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Aw, guy. You had me convinced till that last line.

    Just because im married dosent mean I dont get turned on. I am human.
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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,576
    sex is way over rated ,imagination is the shit .......
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Just because im married dosent mean I dont get turned on. I am human.

    'Twas but a joke, guy.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    meme wrote:
    I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.

    I couldn't agree more! I'm just trying to think how I would feel if someone close to me (such as a sister or friend did this). But I would MUCH rather know than to be kept in the dark. Because then I would know the true colors of this person rather than be deceived. I think he REALLY should tell his wife, but he seems to have made up his mind and isn't interested in what the female boardmembers are saying.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Double post!
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Ego trip anyone?
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    meme wrote:
    I'm surprised so many of you find this sexy. Pretty gross and skanky, it seems to me.

    lemme guess...you are a female?
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