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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
    6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
    7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
    8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
    9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    vital5 wrote:
    Oh you'd pay for that... they can be reeeeal bitches hehe :eek:


    Look who's talking :p
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
    6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
    7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
    8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
    9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
    10. Looks in the mirror and flexes, then asks Stone to come feel his muscles
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  • NothinGBetteRPJMaN
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    What Jeff did with all of his hats......
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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    NothinGBetteRPJMaN wrote:
    What Jeff did with all of his hats......

    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat.
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)

    he did always looklike he was packin' :D:D
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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Techniclour Pimp Coat
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Technicolour Pimp Coat
    9. He used to use them as teapot cosies until one of them caught fire
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  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Technicolour Pimp Coat
    9. He used to use them as teapot cosies until one of them caught fire
    10. Waiting for juuuuust the right moment to bring them all back :)
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    your turn to start a new topic Pearl :)
    last person to post starts new topic :) Good Luck

    EDIT : Go Girl... i'll shut my mouth!
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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits ;)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    your turn to start a new topic Pearl :)
    last person to post starts new topic :) Good Luck

    EDIT : Go Girl... i'll shut my mouth!

    Lol, ok.......naaaaa you can keep it open.....you're on probation though :D
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits ;)
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
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