TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just because
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just Because .....
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
2 (c) 'cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
4. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
4 (b) No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just because
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
4. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just because
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
5. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
6. 'cos he dunna likey dayut der Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
7. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just because
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
4. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
5. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
6. 'cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
7. They DID play there but those damn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Play the South... (TAKE 2)
1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Play the South... (TAKE 2)
1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
3. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision not to tour based on that
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
Comments
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just because
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
AAAARRRGGHHH
We're all too keen!
i even "refreshed" twice to make sure!!
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. 'cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
dude..... did i just hear the grenade pin drop?
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just Because .....
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
2 (c) 'cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
4. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
4 (b) No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
TOO LATE, GOOSE!
Clear as day
:eek: :eek:
Edit it please.
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just because
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
5. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
6. 'cos he dunna likey dayut der Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
7. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2 (a) Just because
2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
3. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
4. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
5. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
6. 'cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
7. They DID play there but those damn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
Ouch. We're gonna get this thread deleted if we're not careful.
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
Keep it going
There's too many reasons
1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
3. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
That's a CRACKER!!!
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision not to tour based on that
Theres more in the bank - gyming be back in an hour with some fresh and inspirational ideas. Something tells me threefish would excel at this game
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.