1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
"Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10c membership is up to
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys)
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys)
11. They are making the most of the "still being able to get it up" part of their lives!
THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
Whew, a little late to the party there
"Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."
THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
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New Jersey- 2006
Chicago - 2007
Seattle- 2005
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THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
10. Looks in the mirror and flexes, then asks Stone to come feel his muscles
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
*Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
Member # 0004
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
4. He uses them as novelty condoms
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
4. He uses them as novelty condoms
5. pulls rabbits out of them
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2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
"She fell funny"
"Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10c membership is up to
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys)
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys)
11. They are making the most of the "still being able to get it up" part of their lives!
oops it's a top 10
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
"She fell funny"
"Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
Whew, a little late to the party there
"She fell funny"
"Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
HAHAHA!! I saw that Pearl! Nice Edit job
Lol, thanks. I had visions of fucking up the entire thread. I didn't want that on my shoulders
"She fell funny"
"Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
Philly- 2005, 2013, 2016
Camden 2000, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2022
Philly Spectrum 2009 x4 - We closed that MFER Down Proper
DC- 2006, 2008
New York- 2008, 2010
Boston - Fenway 2016
New Jersey- 2006
Chicago - 2007
Seattle- 2005
EV Solo- DC x2, Baltimore x2 , Newark NJ x2, Tower Theater x2
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1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
Look who's talking
1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
5. Gets a hug from Eddie
6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
9. Throws down a 1/2 tequila 1/2 green cordial shot and screams "I am a Rockstar"
10. Looks in the mirror and flexes, then asks Stone to come feel his muscles
Member # 0004
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
Member # 0004
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat.
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
4. He uses them as novelty condoms
he did always looklike he was packin'
1. Gave them to Donald Trump
2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
4. He uses them as novelty condoms
5. pulls rabbits out of them