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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
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    western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Techniclour Pimp Coat
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Technicolour Pimp Coat
    9. He used to use them as teapot cosies until one of them caught fire
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    western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    TOP TEN THINGS JEFF DID WITH ALL OF HIS HATS

    1. Gave them to Donald Trump
    2. they were donated and later became Joseph's Technicolour Dreamcoat
    3. He didn't give them away .. The Cat in the Hat stole them!
    4. He uses them as novelty condoms ;)
    5. pulls rabbits out of them
    6. He searched through each individual hat looking for stray hairs that he could glue back on to his head (sorry Jeff)
    7. Gave them all to Aments Chick
    8. He traded Dennis Rodman for a Technicolour Pimp Coat
    9. He used to use them as teapot cosies until one of them caught fire
    10. Waiting for juuuuust the right moment to bring them all back :)
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
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    western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
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    your turn to start a new topic Pearl :)
    last person to post starts new topic :) Good Luck

    EDIT : Go Girl... i'll shut my mouth!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits ;)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    your turn to start a new topic Pearl :)
    last person to post starts new topic :) Good Luck

    EDIT : Go Girl... i'll shut my mouth!

    Lol, ok.......naaaaa you can keep it open.....you're on probation though :D
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits ;)
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
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    ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 870
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
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    western pearlwestern pearl Posts: 632
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn :rolleyes: )
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
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    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn :rolleyes: )
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn :rolleyes: )
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hustle" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges
    7. He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives :eek:
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    Oz Jammer wrote:
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long

    BAHAHahaha!! Hilarious!!! :D:D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long

    What the? See my No. 7. I was going to say Donald Duck.. then changed it. :D
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    What the? See my No. 7. :D

    You snooze, you lose ;)
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    You snooze, you lose ;)

    But I thought of it first.. then changed to Daffy! :)
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
    8. He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives :eek:
    9. When you have webbed feet... You walk like a duck!!
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    But I thought of it first.. then changed to Daffy! :)

    You still have to change it though :)
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
    8. He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives
    9. When you have webbed feet... You walk like a duck!!
    10. One of his legs is shorter than the other
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    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants :D
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
    8. He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives :eek:
    9. When you have webbed feet... You walk like a duck!!
    10. cos the Duck dance has far too many sophisticated moves!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn )
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hustle" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges
    7. He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives
    8. He's still got the 50c piece up his date from playing that game at Melb concert and in order to keep it there he must clench his butt checks permanently which in turn causes his head to bob back and forth
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
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    poo
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    TOP 10 REASONS STONE DOES THE DUCK WALK

    1. Trying out for dancing with the stars
    2. To re-arrange his bits
    3. He was trying to mimic Eddie's swagger one night when it morphed into a duck waddle
    4. Cos Stone is one cool MO-FO and can do whatever the fuck he wants
    5. He's shaking out all the fire ants that Mike puts in his pants before every show (you'd think he'd learn)
    6. every so often, on stage, he gets the urge to do the "hussel" and the duck walk is the thing that will stop his urges.
    7. He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
    8 (a) He was Daffy Duck in one of his past lives
    8 (b) He's secretly being paid by Disney to raise awareness to Donald Duck who has sadly been out of the public limelight for far too long
    8 (c) He's still got the 50c piece up his date from playing that game at Melb concert and in order to keep it there he must clench his butt checks permanently which in turn causes his head to bob back and forth
    9. When you have webbed feet... You walk like a duck!!
    10. One of his legs is shorter than the other

    :D:p
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    TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because.....
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    damn we all fucked up the last one!!

    Get it together Aussies!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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    E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,702
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2 (a) Just because
    2 (b) They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
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