The Top 10 Game

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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :p
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  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. They're curious what number the 10c membership is up to
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble. :eek::eek:
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
    7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
    8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
    7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
    8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
    9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
    7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
    8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
    9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
    10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys) ;)
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  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    THE TOP 10 REASONS THE BOYS ARE ALL HAVING BABIES
    1. In an attempt to produce a band the boys can retire on, "Girl Jam"
    2. To build a leatherback-saving-superhero-team
    3. They all just recently "discovered" themselves
    4. So they'll have someone there to change their Depends and feed them smooshed peas when they get too old and feeble.
    5. If they didn't, Boom was going to make the babies for them
    6. They're curious what number the 10C membership is up to
    7. Because Jeff said "While we're young"
    8. They want to introduce a saxophone, Triangle and Bongo drum into their next album.
    9. They are all so poor they need child support concessions and rebates
    10. Because they wanted to be like Arnold Schwarznegger in Junior and see what it was like to be pregnant (well you did say boys) ;)
    11. They are making the most of the "still being able to get it up" part of their lives!

    oops it's a top 10
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy :)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    ..............
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"



    Whew, a little late to the party there :D
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    western pearl wrote:
    Whew, a little late to the party there :D

    HAHAHA!! I saw that Pearl! Nice Edit job :)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • western pearl
    western pearl Posts: 632
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    HAHAHA!! I saw that Pearl! Nice Edit job :)


    Lol, thanks. I had visions of fucking up the entire thread. I didn't want that on my shoulders :D
    "Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."

    "She fell funny"

    "Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    western pearl wrote:
    Lol, thanks. I had visions of fucking up the entire thread. I didn't want that on my shoulders :D
    Oh you'd pay for that... they can be reeeeal bitches hehe :eek:
  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
    6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
    6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
    7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    THE TOP TEN THINGS MATT CAMERON DOES BEFORE A PEARL JAM SHOW

    1. Waxes his armpits and applies plenty of anti-perspirant
    2. He takes off his drag outfit and makeup
    3. Calls his mum. Well, Matt is a sensitive guy
    4. Does 200 jumping-jacks and repeats after each one, "i'm going to be the best darn drummer EVER tonight!"
    5. Gets a hug from Eddie
    6. Turns on " The Matt Cam"
    7. Carves 10 sets of drumsticks out of Elephant Tusks, or if there isn't any Elephant Tusk about, he uses wood.
    8. Gets his ten bottles of Gatorade and puts them in his mini-fridge that rests behind the drum kit.
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