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  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten Signs Eddie Vedder Is Getting Older

    1. We're all getting older too
    2. He no longer has an even flow when he pees.
    3. He no longer has dick erection.
    4. He forgets the words to songs
    5. He doesn't jump from heights during Porch anymore.
    6. There's a thread in the Pearl Jam message board about his grey hair.
    7. Now when he climbs the lighting rigs, Jeff has to give him a boost
    8. Changed lyrics in Habit to "Speaking as a child in his 90's"
    9. He's a daddy nowadays.
    10. He has to dye his hair often.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • parel jam
    parel jam Posts: 7,223
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR
    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_-WGNRyRzU

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  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR
    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    suns rival wrote:
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR
    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald! :eek: I should have been Einstein!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public face of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
    6. He takes too many steroids :eek:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • mensane
    mensane Posts: 912
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
    6. He takes too many steroids :eek
    7. Because he likes to have it pulled....
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
    6. He takes too many steroids :eek
    7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
    8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
    6. He takes too many steroids :eek
    7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
    8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
    9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY JEFF IS LOSING HIS HAIR

    1. He wants to look like a basketball.
    2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
    3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
    4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
    5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
    6. He takes too many steroids :eek
    7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
    8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
    9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
    10. Because he is anxiously awaiting the day when he will be as bald as Kojak so that he may go around finishing every sentence with "Who loves ya baby?"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface :o
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface :o
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft. :o
    wah
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
    4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
    NERDS!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
    4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
    5. You fucknut.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
    4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
    5. You fucknut.
    6. Fuck you. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
    4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
    5. You fucknut.
    6. Fuck you.
    7. fuck me in my brains
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.

    1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
    2. Hey fuckface
    3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
    4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
    5. You fucknut.
    6. Fuck you.
    7. fuck me in my brains
    8. Fuck you're hot.

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