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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • emily18
    emily18 Posts: 489
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her? :p
  • mensane
    mensane Posts: 912
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    b]Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)[/b]

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
    6. They are planning their move to AUSTRALIA :D


    ps - glad to see this thread is actually attracting non-aussie posters finally!!!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
    6. They are planning their move to AUSTRALIA :D


    ps - glad to see this thread is actually attracting non-aussie posters finally!!!
    7. Last i heard... they won't play the US until Bush is out of office.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
    6. They are planning their move to AUSTRALIA
    7. Last i heard... they won't play the US until Bush is out of office.
    8. They've gone into hiding because Al Gore keeps hounding Ed to play at Live Earth
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
    6. They are planning their move to AUSTRALIA
    7. Last i heard... they won't play the US until Bush is out of office.
    8. They've gone into hiding because Al Gore keeps hounding Ed to play at Live Earth
    9. Effective 8/5/07, Stone will be on house arrest for runnin' moonshine over the Canadian border. Oh wait! That was Bo and Luke!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Reasons PJ won't play the US this year (other than Lolla)

    1. Eddie's too busy with his plans to win the Cannon Ball Run in his suped up Hummer
    2. Stone needs to go into rehab and clean up his bum/hobo appearance
    3. They hate me.
    4. They'd most likely have to include dates in the South... or they hate her?
    5. Because I asked them to give my credit cards a break.
    6. They are planning their move to AUSTRALIA
    7. Last i heard... they won't play the US until Bush is out of office.
    8. They've gone into hiding because Al Gore keeps hounding Ed to play at Live Earth
    9. Effective 8/5/07, Stone will be on house arrest for runnin' moonshine over the Canadian border. Oh wait! That was Bo and Luke!
    10. They can't afford to neutralise the carbon footprint for a US tour because all the people going to see the shows drive cars that are too big.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Fuck you Vital ;)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Fuck you Vital ;)
    SEE!!! :eek: you do want to throwa leg over ;)

    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    oh this one will be so easy

    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    6. Because it's .."all about the music!"... "the money..."... "the music damnit!!"... "THE MONEY!!"... "THE MUSIC!!!"
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    6. Because it's .."all about the music!"... "the money..."... "the music damnit!!"... "THE MONEY!!"... "THE MUSIC!!!"
    7. Baecause Axl's anti-scitzoid meds have finally kicked in
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the phsycics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    6. Because it's .."all about the music!"... "the money..."... "the music damnit!!"... "THE MONEY!!"... "THE MUSIC!!!"
    7. Baecause Axl's anti-scitzoid meds have finally kicked in
    8. Because Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex... He's in Aus, looking to fulfill his lifetime dream... [Oz Jammer... while you're down there! (in Sydney i mean)] haha
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the psychics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    6. Because it's .."all about the music!"... "the money..."... "the music damnit!!"... "THE MONEY!!"... "THE MUSIC!!!"
    7. Because Axl's anti-schitzoid meds have finally kicked in
    8. Because Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex... He's in Aus, looking to fulfill his lifetime dream... [Oz Jammer... while you're down there! (in Sydney i mean)] haha
    9. So all the Pearl Jam loving Aussies can hang shit on them on a message board :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

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