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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TOP TEN REASONS GUNS AND ROSES HAVE "REFORMED" AND ARE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

    1. Axl needs the cash so he can FINALLY release "Chinese Democracy"
    2. Axl needs the cash to pay for all the psychics he hired to screen his new 'band' members before he let them join him
    3. Their Buckethead search has gone Global... after he mysteriously disappeared during the UK tour. They're searching KFC's worldwide!
    4. Axl needs the cash to keep his cornrows neat and tidy
    5. Because Axl wants to wear kilts with nothing under them on stage again..
    6. Because it's .."all about the music!"... "the money..."... "the music damnit!!"... "THE MONEY!!"... "THE MUSIC!!!"
    7. Because Axl's anti-schitzoid meds have finally kicked in
    8. Because Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex... He's in Aus, looking to fulfill his lifetime dream... [Oz Jammer... while you're down there! (in Sydney i mean)] haha
    9. So all the Pearl Jam loving Aussies can hang shit on them on a message board
    10. Because the TV show Cheaters refused Axel's request to use "Used to Love Her" as their theme song.
    __________________
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    this one will be hard - whats a polka band??? is that like a jazz band or something?? and no, im not stupid ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    zenith wrote:
    this one will be hard - whats a polka band??? is that like a jazz band or something?? and no, im not stupid ;)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polka
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    this one will be hard - whats a polka band??? is that like a jazz band or something?? and no, im not stupid ;)
    I WAS going to ask what a Polka band was and google it... but i thought that would be cheating.

    Is that like a german oompa loompa type band? heh

    I'm sure i would have gone to wikipedia... but wow you guys did all the hard yards for me :) i'm still lost, and cannot come up with anything good!! :eek:
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    no it doesnt make it any easier

    mookie you just killed our thread :(
    impatience is a gift ........
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS

    (sidenote: friend looking over my shoulder made this contribution)
    wah
  • mensane
    mensane Posts: 912
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
    6. The Duelling Tuba Band
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
    6. The Duelling Tuba Band
    7. Sleight of Accordion
    wah
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
    6. The Duelling Tuba Band
    7. Sleight of Accordion
    8. Join The Dots
    impatience is a gift ........
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
    6. The Duelling Tuba Band
    7. Sleight of Accordion
    8. Join The Dots
    9. Stone Gossard and the Polka Band All-Stars
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    SCARED?!?!?!?!??!?!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN NAMES FOR A POLKA BAND THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED

    1.Accordion of Funk
    2. Accordionists Do It Better
    3. Glocked and Loaded.... (Glockenspiel/Handguns) wtf?! This one is hard!
    4. Polka Party... IN YOUR PANTS
    5. Polka Dots and Dashes
    6. The Duelling Tuba Band
    7. Sleight of Accordion
    8. Join The Dots
    9. Stone Gossard and the Polka Band All-Stars
    10. accordion jam

    yeh FINALLY :eek: now i gotta think of one :o
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS FOR POST COUNT STATUS CHANGE
    wah
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    illegal_pants wrote:
    TOP TEN ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS FOR POST COUNT STATUS CHANGE

    WTF!? :eek:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS FOR POST COUNT STATUS CHANGE

    1 - at post count 1000 - Desperate
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    TOP TEN ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS FOR POST COUNT STATUS CHANGE

    1 - at post count 1000 - Desperate
    2 - 1 to 20: "Signed up just to buy posters and sell them on Ebay hey??" ( I know it's a long one, but hey, it works :D)

    On second thoughts, that could be shortened to "POSTER FLIPPER!!"

    Ill let Tribal Council decide when you do the copy thing :)
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.

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