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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    tish wrote:
    Nice guys are the BEST.
    Phantom, I owe ya one. Thanks.


    No problem, Doll

    Wanna shoot some hoops ? ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    tish wrote:
    Sorry love, I heard you have a wife :)


    Damn it ! How did that rumor start :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    You know what they say, "If you don't hear a rumour about yourself by noon - start one!"
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    c'mon, tish.......invite them both over for christmas eve and make their dreams come true.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    tish wrote:
    You know what they say, "If you don't hear a rumour about yourself by noon - start one!"


    Haha !!

    "I like my sex like basketball..one on one...and a lot of dribbling."


    Good Luck with your NICE guy, hey it worked for me :)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    I like it when it goes in the hoop.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Maybe you should change your name to tush. :D




    Well, it's better than making an anagram of your current name. ;)
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    tish wrote:
    I'm telling you guys that I am seeing a nice guy, but tempted by a neigbor I barely know and you all think I should go for it. I came begging for a lecture to be good, cuz it's hard to see through my raging hormones. And I was encouraged.

    Yikes!

    Anyhow, thanks for listening through last night. Chatting here helped me keep it clean.

    i don't believe in fidelity. it's a pointless exercise. esp if you're not getting any passion from the nice guy. nothing worse than a sexless relationship. if the fire isn't there, no niceness can save the relationship.

    but kudos to you for having more character than me.
  • lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,039
    this post seems like every single penthouse forum I've ever read....


    Like someone posted in a thread some time ago..

    "where are all these women?... I'm beating my D**k every night like it owes me money.."

    Love that expression!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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    10/25/13 Hartford
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Maybe you should change your name to tush. :D




    Well, it's better than making an anagram of your current name. ;)

    Fins, did I ever tell you I think you are bloody brillant.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I cannot in all good conscience tell you not to do thy neighbor.

    in fact consider this like a voice of god:

    "Do thy Neighbor!"

    and thus god spake, and it was good.


    thy neighbor sex was good...though thy neighbor's sex face wast alarming...and it became hard to avoideth thy neighbor.


    or thy neighbor's wife. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    tish wrote:
    Fins, did I ever tell you I think you are bloody brillant.

    I dunno. Tell me. :D
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    so who's going to recieve first?


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • reditalianreditalian Posts: 329
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :) I agree... do the neighbour... do him!

    Is it wierd that that sounds so sexy to me?
    There's no I in team, but there's me.

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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    reditalian wrote:
    Is it wierd that that sounds so sexy to me?
    Not a bit :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • surferdudesurferdude Posts: 2,057
    I think you should do them both at the same time. Build up a little healthy male competitiveness over who can please you more, has the better equipment and knows how to use it best.
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • BlackeyedangelBlackeyedangel Posts: 262
    Some of you people are so... eh...

    "Yeah! Do your neighbor that would be so hott!!!" (insert eye roll here)
  • surferdudesurferdude Posts: 2,057
    Blackeyedangel wrote:
    Some of you people are so... eh...

    "Yeah! Do your neighbor that would be so hott!!!" (insert eye roll here)
    Not sure about you and your neighbours but I thoroughly enjoyed it when my neighbour did me and the compliments I received afterwards on my performance.
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    surferdude wrote:
    Not sure about you and your neighbours but I thoroughly enjoyed it when my neighbour did me and the compliments I received afterwards on my performance.
    Neighbour haha Canadian eh !!!
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • surferdudesurferdude Posts: 2,057
    kenshunt wrote:
    Neighbour haha Canadian eh !!!
    i can't have a neighbour without "U".
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    surferdude wrote:
    i can't have a neighbour without "U".
    Or colour, but neighbours do suck sometimes
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    The neighbour and I are now work out partners, who may just hang out and play the guitar together.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    tish wrote:
    The neighbour and I are now work out partners, who may just hang out and play the guitar together.


    Stay away from the Skin Flute ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    Ya! And I won't speak into the mic either!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    kenshunt wrote:
    Neighbour haha Canadian eh !!!

    It should be spelt with a 'U', technically, the US fucked it up ;)

    as should 'colour'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    doctour
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Ledbetterus wrote:
    doctour

    Exouctly!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    you can't just expect sex if he comes over! That'd be RAPE! hahaha....fucking hilarious!
    "It's all happening"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Indian Summer wrote:
    you can't just expect sex if he comes over! That'd be RAPE! hahaha....fucking hilarious!

    Why, if they're both consenting?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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