When your partner doesn't do it for you.

Jeanie

small town beck wrote:

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're welcome.

Been common terminology in my world for at least 20 years.

small town beck

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it.

Or if you're scared of getting banned, PM it to me, and I'll post it.

I am not scared of getting banned but I respect that this limerick might do it I only remember the first bit.. something about fish and chicken... you can put the rest together I am sure

Rhinocerous Surprise

small town beck wrote:

I am not scared of getting banned but I respect that this limerick might do it I only remember the first bit.. something about fish and chicken... you can put the rest together I am sure

Hehe... Whatever I come up with might even be worse than the original. Keep an eye on the poetry forum, I guess.

small town beck

sponger wrote:

Actually, you're right. Cold fish is not the term we're looking for.

You just said the magic words The words I love to hear "you're right"


LMAO

writersu

with time and age, most relationships get boring, so if you are already bored, then bail.

you can have a guy who "does it" for you and is nice as well. don't think you have to have one or the other. this I know.

writersu

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

When I said 'stupid replies in threads like this' I didn't mean 'Stupid replies in threads, like this'.. Oh how important a misplaced comma is.

We are on the same page. I think 'Bail' is terrible advice. But given this person's evidence, they should probably bail as they are obviously unable to think of anything other than sex and so are totally unable to commit to someone.

I know that guys have it a lot worse than we do, I mean we have to get our minds in the right place to feel good but guys have to just to perform. That stinks and I don't know if any guy over 40 can really put out like a 25 year old. ???????? Anyone??

catefrances

writersu wrote:

with time and age, most relationships get boring, so if you are already bored, then bail.

you can have a guy who "does it" for you and is nice as well. don't think you have to have one or the other. this I know.

if a guy 'does it' for me, i certainly dont want him to be nice about it.

small town beck

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

Hehe... Whatever I come up with might even be worse than the original. Keep an eye on the poetry forum, I guess.

LMAO

You are a HOOT, rhino!!

Jeanie

writersu wrote:

I know that guys have it a lot worse than we do, I mean we have to get our minds in the right place to feel good but guys have to just to perform. That stinks and I don't know if any guy over 40 can really put out like a 25 year old. ???????? Anyone??

Like if I found him I'd be telling anybody!

small town beck

catefrances wrote:

if a guy 'does it' for me, i certainly dont want him to be nice about it. ; ) : p : D

:eek:


Just so long as he 'does it'

Rhinocerous Surprise

small town beck wrote:

LMAO

You are a HOOT, rhino!!

Wait till you see the limerick I eventually come up with.

catefrances

small town beck wrote:

:eek:


Just so long as he 'does it'

so long as he 'does it' the way i like.

Rhinocerous Surprise

There once was a blind man from Wigan
Whose tongue was great for “special lickin’ ”
But his unorthodox dish
Wasn’t so much a "cold fish"
So much as it was a startled chicken

writersu

catefrances wrote:

if a guy 'does it' for me, i certainly dont want him to be nice about it.

there was a bumper sticker that my 11 year old daughter saw yesterday that I had to make up some lame meaning because I didn't know what to tell her it meant, but it read, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".

But yeah, I have yet to have both fun and serious. Can you have both?

writersu

Jeanie wrote:

Like if I found him I'd be telling anybody!

Yeah, but you can just share with me if that is possible. I am not sure. And at my age, if I was going to go with a guy, then it had better not be disappointing after being in a relationship for far longer than it should have lasted.

catefrances

writersu wrote:

there was a bumper sticker that my 11 year old daughter saw yesterday that I had to make up some lame meaning because I didn't know what to tell her it meant, but it read, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".

But yeah, I have yet to have both fun and serious. Can you have both?

and what did you say to your 11 year old, may i ask?


yes you can have both. if youre serious about getting off, it's gonna end up being fun.

writersu

catefrances wrote:

and what did you say to your 11 year old, may i ask?


yes you can have both. if youre serious about getting off, it's gonna end up being fun.

well, she asked if that meant that you are so close to her bumper you can reach her hair, and I said yeah. But then today I had to tell her that it meant something sexual and that it wasn't a very nice bumper sticker for kids to read.

Rhinocerous Surprise

There once was a strange man from Wickham
Who loved the the taste of frozen chicken
But the butcher, she cried
With a gleam in her eye
“C’mere, give this cold fish a lickin’!”

Rhinocerous Surprise

There was a woman from Drumlish
Who granted a condemned man’s wish
He had lost his appeal
So for his final meal
He had chicken, with a side of cold fish

Jeanie

writersu wrote:

Yeah, but you can just share with me if that is possible. I am not sure. And at my age, if I was going to go with a guy, then it had better not be disappointing after being in a relationship for far longer than it should have lasted.

Nothing personal su, because as you know I like you, but there's no way I'm sharing, with you or anyone else, when it comes to fellas.

I think we all have at least one of those "far longer than it should have lasted" relationships under our belts by now. I dunno, I just think the older you get the more you know yourself and hopefully the blokes you're around know themselves and you can cut out all the rubbish and just get on with the job at hand. Building something awesome together. Because it's not like any of us care if we're alone or in a relationship. I think age brings selectivity and a much stronger bullshit meter. If you're not happy you tend to walk pretty darn quick. Well once you're aware of the bullshit. Having said all that I've only recently re-adjusted my bullshit meter and I'm feeling pretty easy about the universe and the way I handled the situation and I know that I didn't do anything wrong. Ultimately I am happy in myself and luckily I've got good friends in abundance. When you least expect it somebody that just fits comes along.