Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it.
Or if you're scared of getting banned, PM it to me, and I'll post it.
I am not scared of getting banned but I respect that this limerick might do it I only remember the first bit.. something about fish and chicken... you can put the rest together I am sure
I am not scared of getting banned but I respect that this limerick might do it I only remember the first bit.. something about fish and chicken... you can put the rest together I am sure
Hehe... Whatever I come up with might even be worse than the original. Keep an eye on the poetry forum, I guess.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
When I said 'stupid replies in threads like this' I didn't mean 'Stupid replies in threads, like this'.. Oh how important a misplaced comma is.
We are on the same page. I think 'Bail' is terrible advice. But given this person's evidence, they should probably bail as they are obviously unable to think of anything other than sex and so are totally unable to commit to someone.
I know that guys have it a lot worse than we do, I mean we have to get our minds in the right place to feel good but guys have to just to perform. That stinks and I don't know if any guy over 40 can really put out like a 25 year old. ???????? Anyone??
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I know that guys have it a lot worse than we do, I mean we have to get our minds in the right place to feel good but guys have to just to perform. That stinks and I don't know if any guy over 40 can really put out like a 25 year old. ???????? Anyone??
There once was a blind man from Wigan
Whose tongue was great for “special lickin’ ”
But his unorthodox dish
Wasn’t so much a "cold fish"
So much as it was a startled chicken
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
if a guy 'does it' for me, i certainly dont want him to be nice about it.
there was a bumper sticker that my 11 year old daughter saw yesterday that I had to make up some lame meaning because I didn't know what to tell her it meant, but it read, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".
But yeah, I have yet to have both fun and serious. Can you have both?
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Yeah, but you can just share with me if that is possible. I am not sure. And at my age, if I was going to go with a guy, then it had better not be disappointing after being in a relationship for far longer than it should have lasted.
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
there was a bumper sticker that my 11 year old daughter saw yesterday that I had to make up some lame meaning because I didn't know what to tell her it meant, but it read, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".
But yeah, I have yet to have both fun and serious. Can you have both?
and what did you say to your 11 year old, may i ask?
yes you can have both. if youre serious about getting off, it's gonna end up being fun.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
and what did you say to your 11 year old, may i ask?
yes you can have both. if youre serious about getting off, it's gonna end up being fun.
well, she asked if that meant that you are so close to her bumper you can reach her hair, and I said yeah. But then today I had to tell her that it meant something sexual and that it wasn't a very nice bumper sticker for kids to read.
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
There once was a strange man from Wickham
Who loved the the taste of frozen chicken
But the butcher, she cried
With a gleam in her eye
“C’mere, give this cold fish a lickin’!”
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
There was a woman from Drumlish
Who granted a condemned man’s wish
He had lost his appeal
So for his final meal
He had chicken, with a side of cold fish
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Yeah, but you can just share with me if that is possible. I am not sure. And at my age, if I was going to go with a guy, then it had better not be disappointing after being in a relationship for far longer than it should have lasted.
Nothing personal su, because as you know I like you, but there's no way I'm sharing, with you or anyone else, when it comes to fellas.
I think we all have at least one of those "far longer than it should have lasted" relationships under our belts by now. I dunno, I just think the older you get the more you know yourself and hopefully the blokes you're around know themselves and you can cut out all the rubbish and just get on with the job at hand. Building something awesome together. Because it's not like any of us care if we're alone or in a relationship. I think age brings selectivity and a much stronger bullshit meter. If you're not happy you tend to walk pretty darn quick. Well once you're aware of the bullshit. Having said all that I've only recently re-adjusted my bullshit meter and I'm feeling pretty easy about the universe and the way I handled the situation and I know that I didn't do anything wrong. Ultimately I am happy in myself and luckily I've got good friends in abundance. When you least expect it somebody that just fits comes along.
Nothing personal su, because as you know I like you, but there's no way I'm sharing, with you or anyone else, when it comes to fellas.
I think we all have at least one of those "far longer than it should have lasted" relationships under our belts by now. I dunno, I just think the older you get the more you know yourself and hopefully the blokes you're around know themselves and you can cut out all the rubbish and just get on with the job at hand. Building something awesome together. Because it's not like any of us care if we're alone or in a relationship. I think age brings selectivity and a much stronger bullshit meter. If you're not happy you tend to walk pretty darn quick. Well once you're aware of the bullshit. Having said all that I've only recently re-adjusted my bullshit meter and I'm feeling pretty easy about the universe and the way I handled the situation and I know that I didn't do anything wrong. Ultimately I am happy in myself and luckily I've got good friends in abundance. When you least expect it somebody that just fits comes along.
Yeah, ideally, it is like you get together, you have fun (!!!!) and then if you like each other in bed as well as out, then you get in a relationship that has both. And ideally, (I am idealistic you know), then the fact that you have both should stimulate you enough that after you have long talks about things or go through life together then you can't help but want to pound each other.
and that's ok, no harm done. I was just curious and to be honest I do not know the answer to that. I guess that's why God made viagra........
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Nothing personal su, because as you know I like you, but there's no way I'm sharing, with you or anyone else, when it comes to fellas.
I think we all have at least one of those "far longer than it should have lasted" relationships under our belts by now. I dunno, I just think the older you get the more you know yourself and hopefully the blokes you're around know themselves and you can cut out all the rubbish and just get on with the job at hand. Building something awesome together. Because it's not like any of us care if we're alone or in a relationship. I think age brings selectivity and a much stronger bullshit meter. If you're not happy you tend to walk pretty darn quick. Well once you're aware of the bullshit. Having said all that I've only recently re-adjusted my bullshit meter and I'm feeling pretty easy about the universe and the way I handled the situation and I know that I didn't do anything wrong. Ultimately I am happy in myself and luckily I've got good friends in abundance. When you least expect it somebody that just fits comes along.
Yeah, ideally, it is like you get together, you have fun (!!!!) and then if you like each other in bed as well as out, then you get in a relationship that has both. And ideally, (I am idealistic you know), then the fact that you have both should stimulate you enough that after you have long talks about things or go through life together then you can't help but want to pound each other.
and that's ok, no harm done. I was just curious and to be honest I do not know the answer to that. I guess that's why God made viagra........
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Yeah, ideally, it is like you get together, you have fun (!!!!) and then if you like each other in bed as well as out, then you get in a relationship that has both. And ideally, (I am idealistic you know), then the fact that you have both should stimulate you enough that after you have long talks about things or go through life together then you can't help but want to pound each other.
and that's ok, no harm done. I was just curious and to be honest I do not know the answer to that. I guess that's why God made viagra........
Yeah, I'm a bit of an idealist too. I think the best thing about getting older and making mistakes is you learn what it is that you want and how you want things to be different. Ultimately I'm quite happy to forgo the vitality and stamina of a 25 year old in favor of some who is older but more in tune with my wants and needs and that's got a whole lot more to do with engaging my brain than it will ever have about just bumping uglies. You don't seem to need to do it as often if it's quality.
Pleasing a woman is not an easy thing to do. I think women underestimate just how incredible a vagina feels for men. It takes all the concentration in the world to be able to "strategize" sex while at the same time experiencing the overwhelmingly wonderful sensation of being inside of a vagina.
And most of us guys have a penis that is around, say, 6 inches, which falls well short of what women really want. And that's something that we can't help. Believe me, if we could, we would.
It's not like boobs where we can just go the doctor and get an implant. No such surgery exists for penises. Well, there is a surgery, but it's very risky and only adds an inch or two at the most.
So, go easy on us. Help us out. Unless this guy is some kind of turd, he probably would jump at the opportunity to learn a few tips.
Pleasing a woman is not an easy thing to do. I think women underestimate just how incredible a vagina feels for men. It takes all the concentration in the world to be able to "strategize" sex while at the same time experiencing the overwhelmingly wonderful sensation of being inside of a vagina.
And most of us guys have a penis that is around, say, 6 inches, which falls well short of what women really want. And that's something that we can't help. Believe me, if we could, we would.
It's not like boobs where we can just go the doctor and get an implant. No such surgery exists for penises. Well, there is a surgery, but it's very risky and only adds an inch or two at the most.
So, go easy on us. Help us out. Unless this guy is some kind of turd, he probably would jump at the opportunity to learn a few tips.
sob.............don't ruin my fantasy of the perfect man.............
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Long term partnership has very little to do with sex. Intimacy, however, goes a long way.
that's funny, I'd imagine a mans response to be the exact opposite.
Sometimes when there's problems in a relationship, the bedroom activities can be the first thing to suffer. The quality of a sex life can often reflect the quality of the relationship... and sometimes the two can be completely unrelated. I know of quite a few relationships who were very very unhealthy... BUT they'd a great sex life. If the relationship really IS that good, you wouldn't have to ask the question.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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Been common terminology in my world for at least 20 years.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I am not scared of getting banned
Hehe... Whatever I come up with might even be worse than the original.
You just said the magic words
LMAO
you can have a guy who "does it" for you and is nice as well. don't think you have to have one or the other. this I know.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I know that guys have it a lot worse than we do, I mean we have to get our minds in the right place to feel good but guys have to just to perform. That stinks and I don't know if any guy over 40 can really put out like a 25 year old. ???????? Anyone??
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
if a guy 'does it' for me, i certainly dont want him to be nice about it.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
LMAO
You are a HOOT, rhino!!
Like if I found him I'd be telling anybody!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
:eek:
Just so long as he 'does it'
Wait till you see the limerick I eventually come up with.
so long as he 'does it' the way i like.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Whose tongue was great for “special lickin’ ”
But his unorthodox dish
Wasn’t so much a "cold fish"
So much as it was a startled chicken
there was a bumper sticker that my 11 year old daughter saw yesterday that I had to make up some lame meaning because I didn't know what to tell her it meant, but it read, "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".
But yeah, I have yet to have both fun and serious. Can you have both?
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Yeah, but you can just share with me if that is possible. I am not sure. And at my age, if I was going to go with a guy, then it had better not be disappointing after being in a relationship for far longer than it should have lasted.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
and what did you say to your 11 year old, may i ask?
yes you can have both. if youre serious about getting off, it's gonna end up being fun.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
well, she asked if that meant that you are so close to her bumper you can reach her hair, and I said yeah. But then today I had to tell her that it meant something sexual and that it wasn't a very nice bumper sticker for kids to read.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Who loved the the taste of frozen chicken
But the butcher, she cried
With a gleam in her eye
“C’mere, give this cold fish a lickin’!”
Who granted a condemned man’s wish
He had lost his appeal
So for his final meal
He had chicken, with a side of cold fish
I think we all have at least one of those "far longer than it should have lasted" relationships under our belts by now. I dunno, I just think the older you get the more you know yourself and hopefully the blokes you're around know themselves and you can cut out all the rubbish and just get on with the job at hand. Building something awesome together.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Yeah, ideally, it is like you get together, you have fun (!!!!) and then if you like each other in bed as well as out, then you get in a relationship that has both. And ideally, (I am idealistic you know), then the fact that you have both should stimulate you enough that after you have long talks about things or go through life together then you can't help but want to pound each other.
and that's ok, no harm done. I was just curious and to be honest I do not know the answer to that. I guess that's why God made viagra........
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Yeah, ideally, it is like you get together, you have fun (!!!!) and then if you like each other in bed as well as out, then you get in a relationship that has both. And ideally, (I am idealistic you know), then the fact that you have both should stimulate you enough that after you have long talks about things or go through life together then you can't help but want to pound each other.
and that's ok, no harm done. I was just curious and to be honest I do not know the answer to that. I guess that's why God made viagra........
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
And most of us guys have a penis that is around, say, 6 inches, which falls well short of what women really want. And that's something that we can't help. Believe me, if we could, we would.
It's not like boobs where we can just go the doctor and get an implant. No such surgery exists for penises. Well, there is a surgery, but it's very risky and only adds an inch or two at the most.
So, go easy on us. Help us out. Unless this guy is some kind of turd, he probably would jump at the opportunity to learn a few tips.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
sob.............don't ruin my fantasy of the perfect man.............
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I'm sure there are some websites where you could find your . . . . fantasy man
yeah, that's most likely the only place that they are at.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Shhhhhhhhhh...........
you're ruining this.......Demitri has to have long dark hair and an awesome body.
j/k
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Shhhhhhhhhh...........
you're ruining this.......Demitri has to have long dark hair and an awesome body.
(j/k about the ruining this. But I still think he has to look like this.)
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
Sometimes when there's problems in a relationship, the bedroom activities can be the first thing to suffer. The quality of a sex life can often reflect the quality of the relationship... and sometimes the two can be completely unrelated. I know of quite a few relationships who were very very unhealthy... BUT they'd a great sex life. If the relationship really IS that good, you wouldn't have to ask the question.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you