Ever broken a bone?

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I see what you mean.... he's like a sniper ;)

    :D:D

    no joke.. as a kid all i wanted to be was a sniper :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
    Hey let's be honest, what the mattress is made of is the last concern of any poor soul who joins you on one. :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    dunkman wrote:
    we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
    Don't forget the morning. Have you not prepared a shower of vinegar with some salt for shampoo?
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I'm 23 and so far I have broken.... *clears throat*

    * Left tibia and fibia - Brother stepped on it as a baby
    * Collarbone, twice - One mountain bike and one bouncy castle injury
    * 4 ribs - Fell out of a tree
    * Both wrists 4 times each - Xcountry and downhill mountain biking
    * Left knee - Snowboarding
    * Chipped my left elbow - Mountain Biking
    * Middle, ring and pinky fingers on right hand - Pissed
    * Ring knuckle on right hand - Punched a table
    * Fractured my skull - Mountain Biking
    * Fractured my cheek - Riding my bike as a child
    * Smashed all 4 front teeth out - Same time as fracturing cheek bone

    i read all that again... people really do under-estimate the gnarlyness of a good bouncy castle ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I see what you mean.... he's like a sniper ;)

    WOW...hadn't thought of it like that.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    audiodave wrote:
    Don't forget the morning. Have you not prepared a shower of vinegar with some salt for shampoo?

    aye but before the shower we have to grate all our face skin off...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    dunkman wrote:
    we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.

    sounds divine... we could have a romantic picnic of monkey brains over sticks of dynamite for candles....
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!

    Bastards. :rolleyes:
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    audiodave wrote:
    Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!

    Bastards. :rolleyes:

    wanna experience breaking a bone? :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    :D:D

    no joke.. as a kid all i wanted to be was a sniper :)

    I can imagine. Hiding out in trees, and in upper storey windows, watching people from distance through binoculars, oops sorry I mean gun sights.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    audiodave wrote:
    Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!

    Bastards. :rolleyes:
    Well Dave, go for a bike ride with Sian...you won't last long by the sounds of it.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    jamie uk wrote:
    Well Dave, go for a bike ride with Sian...you won't last long by the sounds of it.

    ohhhh! is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?! :P
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    audiodave wrote:
    Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!

    Bastards. :rolleyes:


    thats funny imagery there Audio :D

    you can come with me and Sian... we're off to lick plug sockets... coming?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    jamie uk wrote:
    No, believe it or not I once broke my arm playing football! Unlike this one here, there was no mistaking it, the bone just above my wrist was clearly snapped, you could see it pointing the wrong way under the skin.

    okay i wasn't playing football but I got thrown from a horse when i was 8 and the same thing happened to my right wrist and there certainly wasn't any cause for "I wonder if it's broken?" it was much too obvious. the 25 mile ride to the hospital was a total owie because the first 4 miles was on a really bumpy dirt road. 2 months in a cast. though being right-handed it meant no school work for the first six weeks of third grade :)

    when i was 10 I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand playing soccer at school. this huge kid ran smack into me bending my fingers backward and they went *snap*


    when i was 13 i broke my thumb on my left hand. another cast


    as an adult I got a cracked rib and a broken ear-drum via the fist of an abusive jerk


    I've broken my toes probably four of five times i can't even remember how many times







    so it seems that i've haven't had it too bad at all. sounds like some of ya'll shouldn't ever leave your house ;)
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    ohhhh! is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?! :P

    Ha, kids! Hear that Dave? Stop bloody laughing!

    Hey, I also had a lucky break yesterday..I aint seen it yet, but my mate text me saying I was letter of the month in Uncut magazine. Anybody got a copy?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ha, kids! Hear that Dave? Stop bloody laughing!

    Hey, I also had a lucky break yesterday..I aint seen it yet, but my mate text me saying I was letter of the month in Uncut magazine. Anybody got a copy?

    Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that! :p

    How comes you got letter of the month?

    How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that! :p

    How comes you got letter of the month?

    How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize! :D
    HAHAHAHA.

    Oh wait. I only laugh at funny things. :p
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that! :p

    How comes you got letter of the month?

    How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize! :D


    Oh I saw that mag once, trust me it's not worthy of a place in there! It's nothing to see really, just a slightly larger than it's partner big toe, and bruising just starting to show. I've had worse.
    Well, unless he's taking the piss, and I don't think he is cos I don't think I told him I wrote in. Well, 2 months back there was a letter from some guy saying how he was once at a small club gig by Robert Plant in Wales a few years back, and some drunk lad had jumped on the stage between encores and stole Planty's 4 pack of Brains beer. Well, it was a mate of mine, I put him up to it, we shared the beer out..so i just emailed the editor about it.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    audiodave wrote:
    HAHAHAHA.

    Oh wait. I only laugh at funny things. :p

    there can't be any mirrors in your house then.... jesus, you'd never stop laughing....
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    there can't be any mirrors in your house then.... jesus, you'd never stop laughing....
    Low blow Sian. Very low.

    :p
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07

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