btw, foot update: Peas aren't bringing the swelling down, and there's some rather magnificent bruising just starting to appear.
Try taking something you can get from heath shops called Rhus-Tox, all natural and brings out bruising
btw.... *ahem* pictures....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
remind me never to go for a gentle cycle ride with you
what is this "gentle cycle ride" you speak of?!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Just wondering, as I'm laid up here in the age old male tradition of wearing a bag of frozen peas on my foot!
Seems in my ever more pathetic desire to stay young and fit, I have probably broken a bone, somewhere just between the ball of my foot and my big toe.
It's a strange kind of pain, like a dull ache, and throbbing....ouchie!
I broke my toe last night too (snap!). Bashed it really hard against the corner of my sofa and this morning its completely black and feels like its gonna fall off
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well for starters i thought we could do a wheelie off those white cliffs at Dover? and then after a spot of lunch we'll cycle through Kosovo and try and hit all the land mines... nothing to strenuous mind... i'm still recovering from the time we went for a game of darts
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
well for starters i thought we could do a wheelie off those white cliffs at Dover? and then after a spot of lunch we'll cycle through Kosovo and try and hit all the land mines... nothing to strenuous mind... i'm still recovering from the time we went for a game of darts
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this made me choke I laughed so hard! Sounds like a fun filled weekend....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this made me choke I laughed so hard! Sounds like a fun filled weekend....
we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I broke my toe last night too (snap!). Bashed it really hard against the corner of my sofa and this morning its completely black and feels like its gonna fall off
That's spooky. You got peas? My toe is just starting to discolour, it's ok as long as I don't touch it or try and move it, or put it to the floor. I tried to put my shoe on earlier......bad move!
no joke.. as a kid all i wanted to be was a sniper
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
Hey let's be honest, what the mattress is made of is the last concern of any poor soul who joins you on one.
we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
Don't forget the morning. Have you not prepared a shower of vinegar with some salt for shampoo?
~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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I'm 23 and so far I have broken.... *clears throat*
* Left tibia and fibia - Brother stepped on it as a baby
* Collarbone, twice - One mountain bike and one bouncy castle injury
* 4 ribs - Fell out of a tree
* Both wrists 4 times each - Xcountry and downhill mountain biking
* Left knee - Snowboarding
* Chipped my left elbow - Mountain Biking
* Middle, ring and pinky fingers on right hand - Pissed
* Ring knuckle on right hand - Punched a table
* Fractured my skull - Mountain Biking
* Fractured my cheek - Riding my bike as a child
* Smashed all 4 front teeth out - Same time as fracturing cheek bone
i read all that again... people really do under-estimate the gnarlyness of a good bouncy castle
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Don't forget the morning. Have you not prepared a shower of vinegar with some salt for shampoo?
aye but before the shower we have to grate all our face skin off...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
sounds divine... we could have a romantic picnic of monkey brains over sticks of dynamite for candles....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!
Bastards. :rolleyes:
~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!
Bastards. :rolleyes:
wanna experience breaking a bone?
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!
Bastards. :rolleyes:
Well Dave, go for a bike ride with Sian...you won't last long by the sounds of it.
Well Dave, go for a bike ride with Sian...you won't last long by the sounds of it.
ohhhh! is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?! :P
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Somehow i've never broken any bones. I don't know how, as I was very accident prone as a child. I used to fall off my bike a lot as a kid. I think the best time was when we were at Center Parcs, and I hit a bollard with my bike, flew over the handle bars and landed in a giant green wheelie bin. My family thought it was so funny that they rode off and left me, and I can't have been more than about 8...I didn't even know which challet was ours!
Bastards. :rolleyes:
thats funny imagery there Audio
you can come with me and Sian... we're off to lick plug sockets... coming?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
No, believe it or not I once broke my arm playing football! Unlike this one here, there was no mistaking it, the bone just above my wrist was clearly snapped, you could see it pointing the wrong way under the skin.
okay i wasn't playing football but I got thrown from a horse when i was 8 and the same thing happened to my right wrist and there certainly wasn't any cause for "I wonder if it's broken?" it was much too obvious. the 25 mile ride to the hospital was a total owie because the first 4 miles was on a really bumpy dirt road. 2 months in a cast. though being right-handed it meant no school work for the first six weeks of third grade
when i was 10 I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand playing soccer at school. this huge kid ran smack into me bending my fingers backward and they went *snap*
when i was 13 i broke my thumb on my left hand. another cast
as an adult I got a cracked rib and a broken ear-drum via the fist of an abusive jerk
I've broken my toes probably four of five times i can't even remember how many times
so it seems that i've haven't had it too bad at all. sounds like some of ya'll shouldn't ever leave your house
ohhhh! is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?! :P
Ha, kids! Hear that Dave? Stop bloody laughing!
Hey, I also had a lucky break yesterday..I aint seen it yet, but my mate text me saying I was letter of the month in Uncut magazine. Anybody got a copy?
Hey, I also had a lucky break yesterday..I aint seen it yet, but my mate text me saying I was letter of the month in Uncut magazine. Anybody got a copy?
Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that!
How comes you got letter of the month?
How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that!
How comes you got letter of the month?
How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize!
Oh I saw that mag once, trust me it's not worthy of a place in there! It's nothing to see really, just a slightly larger than it's partner big toe, and bruising just starting to show. I've had worse.
Well, unless he's taking the piss, and I don't think he is cos I don't think I told him I wrote in. Well, 2 months back there was a letter from some guy saying how he was once at a small club gig by Robert Plant in Wales a few years back, and some drunk lad had jumped on the stage between encores and stole Planty's 4 pack of Brains beer. Well, it was a mate of mine, I put him up to it, we shared the beer out..so i just emailed the editor about it.
there can't be any mirrors in your house then.... jesus, you'd never stop laughing....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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Try taking something you can get from heath shops called Rhus-Tox, all natural and brings out bruising
btw.... *ahem* pictures....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Best post of the day.
what is this "gentle cycle ride" you speak of?!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I broke my toe last night too (snap!). Bashed it really hard against the corner of my sofa and this morning its completely black and feels like its gonna fall off
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well for starters i thought we could do a wheelie off those white cliffs at Dover? and then after a spot of lunch we'll cycle through Kosovo and try and hit all the land mines... nothing to strenuous mind... i'm still recovering from the time we went for a game of darts
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this made me choke I laughed so hard! Sounds like a fun filled weekend....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
See, even in type he's dangerous.
I see what you mean.... he's like a sniper
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
we could even camp out? i've made a mattress for you out of broken glass and i took the time to glue even smaller bits of glass onto the broken glass... your sleeping bag is made of scorpions i sellotaped together.
That's spooky. You got peas? My toe is just starting to discolour, it's ok as long as I don't touch it or try and move it, or put it to the floor. I tried to put my shoe on earlier......bad move!
no joke.. as a kid all i wanted to be was a sniper
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
i read all that again... people really do under-estimate the gnarlyness of a good bouncy castle
WOW...hadn't thought of it like that.
aye but before the shower we have to grate all our face skin off...
sounds divine... we could have a romantic picnic of monkey brains over sticks of dynamite for candles....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Bastards. :rolleyes:
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
wanna experience breaking a bone?
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I can imagine. Hiding out in trees, and in upper storey windows, watching people from distance through binoculars, oops sorry I mean gun sights.
ohhhh! is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?! :P
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
thats funny imagery there Audio
you can come with me and Sian... we're off to lick plug sockets... coming?
okay i wasn't playing football but I got thrown from a horse when i was 8 and the same thing happened to my right wrist and there certainly wasn't any cause for "I wonder if it's broken?" it was much too obvious. the 25 mile ride to the hospital was a total owie because the first 4 miles was on a really bumpy dirt road. 2 months in a cast. though being right-handed it meant no school work for the first six weeks of third grade
when i was 10 I broke my middle and ring fingers on my right hand playing soccer at school. this huge kid ran smack into me bending my fingers backward and they went *snap*
when i was 13 i broke my thumb on my left hand. another cast
as an adult I got a cracked rib and a broken ear-drum via the fist of an abusive jerk
I've broken my toes probably four of five times i can't even remember how many times
so it seems that i've haven't had it too bad at all. sounds like some of ya'll shouldn't ever leave your house
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Ha, kids! Hear that Dave? Stop bloody laughing!
Hey, I also had a lucky break yesterday..I aint seen it yet, but my mate text me saying I was letter of the month in Uncut magazine. Anybody got a copy?
Don't be stupid.... Dave doesn't laugh! he'd have to have a sense of humour to do that!
How comes you got letter of the month?
How bad's your injuryu btw? take pictures and send it into Bizarre magazine, you might win a prize!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Oh wait. I only laugh at funny things.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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Oh I saw that mag once, trust me it's not worthy of a place in there! It's nothing to see really, just a slightly larger than it's partner big toe, and bruising just starting to show. I've had worse.
Well, unless he's taking the piss, and I don't think he is cos I don't think I told him I wrote in. Well, 2 months back there was a letter from some guy saying how he was once at a small club gig by Robert Plant in Wales a few years back, and some drunk lad had jumped on the stage between encores and stole Planty's 4 pack of Brains beer. Well, it was a mate of mine, I put him up to it, we shared the beer out..so i just emailed the editor about it.
there can't be any mirrors in your house then.... jesus, you'd never stop laughing....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07