I am beyond livid!!!!
Comments
-
drtyfrnk29 wrote:"Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"
I like it! Thanks folks for making me laugh! I could use it today! Even this isn't doing it for me right now!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
drtyfrnk29 wrote:"Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"
You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend.
Three crooked hearts, swirls all around
You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D0 -
drtyfrnk29 wrote:"Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"
You're hilarious!!
P.S. Hi JoGo!! Are you out of the field and back in the office??This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
Who needs candles or mood lighting when you have a three alarm blaze going?!?GoingToLukins wrote:You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
I'm a giver. See?GoingToLukins wrote:You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend.
Just for the week. I've enjoyed my time indoors but I'm itching to get back out there. Already lost about 20lbs.AmentsChick wrote:P.S. Hi JoGo!! Are you out of the field and back in the office??
Now, back to Mook's ordeal. Mookie!!! Let's burn this muthafucka down!!!!I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.0 -
You should light your place on fire; I know your stuff would be lost, but the look on her face would be priceless.SLC 11/2/95, Park City 6/21/98, Boise 11/3/00, Seattle 12/9/02, Vancouver 5/30/03, Gorge 9/1/05, Vancouver 9/2/05, Gorge 7/22/06, Gorge 7/23/06, Camden I 6/19/08, MSG I 6/24/08, MSG II 6/25/08, Hartford 6/27/08, Mansfield II 6/30/08; Eddie Albany 6/8/09, 6/9/09; Philly 10/30/09, 10/31/09; Boston 5/17/10
I thought the world...Turns out the world thought me0 -
nathanastin wrote:You should light your place on fire; I know your stuff would be lost, but the look on her face would be priceless.
There's got to be a better way...one that doesn't punish HIM.This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Oh no! Bea is locked up in a vault! All is well in that department!
Phew !! I was worried for a bit that when I came to NYC I would miss it
0 -
drtyfrnk29 wrote:"Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"
first thing i thought of too.....bonfire at the beach i say.....:D0 -
mookie9999 wrote:I like it! Thanks folks for making me laugh! I could use it today! Even this isn't doing it for me right now!
LOL!!!!
Was that Mrs. Garrett and Mona from Who's the Boss too?! Dude, how are you even walking around right now?! You've probably got more blisters than Kenyans have after a marathon.
0 -
sorry to hear about the mess you came home too mooks ....jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
-
Yo, women can be evil. She knew exactly what she was doing. I hope she left some good shit behind so you can laugh right back while tossing it. So rude of her. She ought to be glad Im not her friend. Id really tear into her for being a bitch.
Haha do I sound jaded much? 0 -
chicks, cant live with em,
cant live without em
Que cira cira. 0 -
Oh snap Mookie. Bogus. Sorry to hear that. I hope it works out."...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
"Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
6-01-06
6/25/08
Free Speedy
and Metsy!0 -
change your locks. pack up her stuff. tell her you are going to put her stuff on the lawn and she can come and pick it up at her convenience0
-
it could always be worse ....she could have destroyed your PJ collection
I came home to a mess too!! My ex husband was staying at my house to take care of cat, bring in mail, take us to and from airport etc....
He ate my food, drank my wine, and left dirt deposits everywhere!!!!
hence what ament's chick said - that is why ex's are ex's!!!
so great seeing a friendly face at the SD show 0 -
Thanks for all the kind words everybody! At the end of the day, while not in lover with her, I do still love her as a person. We went out for 9.5 years so I at least owe her the ability to pick her shit up regardless of her actions. *This change of heart was brought on by the knowledge that I will be going out for drinks with the girl from my office tonight! "The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Thanks for all the kind words everybody! At the end of the day, while not in lover with her, I do still love her as a person. We went out for 9.5 years so I at least owe her the ability to pick her shit up regardless of her actions. *This change of heart was brought on by the knowledge that I will be going out for drinks with the girl from my office tonight!
date 2 huh? good luck 0 -
edvedder913 wrote:it could always be worse ....she could have destroyed your PJ collection
I came home to a mess too!! My ex husband was staying at my house to take care of cat, bring in mail, take us to and from airport etc....
He ate my food, drank my wine, and left dirt deposits everywhere!!!!
hence what ament's chick said - that is why ex's are ex's!!!
so great seeing a friendly face at the SD show
Definitely great as well as a little surreal seeing NY folks at the show!! Glad you had such awesome seats for your show!!!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0
Categories
- All Categories
- 148.8K Pearl Jam's Music and Activism
- 110K The Porch
- 274 Vitalogy
- 35K Given To Fly (live)
- 3.5K Words and Music...Communication
- 39.1K Flea Market
- 39.1K Lost Dogs
- 58.7K Not Pearl Jam's Music
- 10.6K Musicians and Gearheads
- 29.1K Other Music
- 17.8K Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
- 1.1K The Art Wall
- 56.7K Non-Pearl Jam Discussion
- 22.2K A Moving Train
- 31.7K All Encompassing Trip
- 2.9K Technical Stuff and Help