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I am beyond livid!!!!

mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Arrived home from California last night to discover that my ex (who had two weeks to get ready) had not moved entirely out and my place looking like a tornado hit it! To make matters worse when I called her this morning she laughed and admitted that she only spent a day packing! She paid movers to move her shit and didn't pack it up!!! FUCK!!!! And yes I know people will say she probably wants to stay or leave some shit behind (which I was anticipating anyways) but to come home and have my place look like the Tasmanian Devil had stopped by is just fucked!! Rant over! FUCK!!! Okay, now it's over! FUCK AGAIN!!!!!
"The leads are weak!"

"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

"What's your name?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    That sucks. I'd push it out your door onto the sidewalk with a sign that says "Free stuff".
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Yikes :( I hope she didn't touch your Bea collection !!!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    sorry to hear

    i would give her a crack in the mouth
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I wouldnt have left until she was gone. You had to of been thinking she might do something???
    I'll be back
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    small town beck wrote:
    Yikes :( I hope she didn't touch your Bea collection !!!

    Oh no! Bea is locked up in a vault! All is well in that department! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    that's pretty messed up. and yeah, definitely intentional whether it was just to make you livid (which worked) or because she wants to stay...but either way, that sucks. i'm sorry. :(

    here i was upset just because i had to come home! no ex tornadoes and it was still depressing enough!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    I wouldnt have left until she was gone. You had to of been thinking she might do something???
    Had no choice. I tried to talk Eddie Vedder in delaying his shows until the bitch was gone, but he wouldn't hear of it! ;):D But you're right, I wish I could have stayed.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Had no choice. I tried to talk Eddie Vedder in delaying his shows until the bitch was gone, but he wouldn't hear of it! ;):D But you're right, I wish I could have stayed.

    I'm sure Ed would have done it. I asked him to never play the South and he hasnt. Great guy!
    I'll be back
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:

    i would give her a crack in the mouth

    If she were a he I would have dragged her ass down from Inwood by the hair and made her clean everything up. But alas, that's not possible. So the best I can do is have her come over on her next day off, box everything up, clean up her mess, and leave her with the knowledge that anything left behind is considered trash after Sunday.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    I'm sure Ed would have done it. I asked him to never play the South and he hasnt. Great guy!

    LOL!

    EDIT: Elderly Woman just came on the radio and brought me back to San Diego night 1! A moment of peace.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    Have sex with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, have sex with her best friend. That'll teach her...



    Three crooked hearts, swirls all around

    You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    GoingToLukins wrote:
    Have sex with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, have sex with her best friend. That'll teach her...

    Her sister is in California! Shit! Talk about a missed opportunity!! ;) The best friend it is! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • stickman jaystickman jay Posts: 44
    what a bich burn what ever she lefd behined man the female is species is just mad
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    And yet you seemed so calm, cool and collected at the show!! :D Wow, wasn't expecting this side of you!! :eek: :p
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Oh no! Bea is locked up in a vault! All is well in that department! ;)
    Bea Arthur!? Shes kinda cool... I dont know why! :eek: Good grief.

    Yea well I would do the same thing that Rygar said, put here stuff outside. With or without the 'for sale' sign...
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    Cool. If you can arrange it so that she walks in on you when she finally comes by to get the rest of her stuff, then that would be epic.



    Three crooked hearts, swirls all around

    You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    If she were a he I would have dragged her ass down from Inwood by the hair and made her clean everything up. But alas, that's not possible. So the best I can do is have her come over on her next day off, box everything up, clean up her mess, and leave her with the knowledge that anything left behind is considered trash after Sunday.


    just throw it out now screw it
    im being serious
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    AmentsChick wrote:
    And yet you seemed so calm, cool and collected at the show!! :D Wow, wasn't expecting this side of you!! :eek: :p

    How you saw me is how I am about 98% of the time. But when I'm like this, look the F@$k out!!!! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How you saw me is how I am about 98% of the time. But when I'm like this, look the F@$k out!!!! ;)

    Ex's suck. That's why they're ex's.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    "Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    "Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"

    I like it! Thanks folks for making me laugh! I could use it today! Even this isn't doing it for me right now!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    "Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"

    You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend.



    Three crooked hearts, swirls all around

    You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    "Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"

    You're hilarious!!

    P.S. Hi JoGo!! Are you out of the field and back in the office??
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    GoingToLukins wrote:
    You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend.
    Who needs candles or mood lighting when you have a three alarm blaze going?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    GoingToLukins wrote:
    You can use this fire to set the mood for when you make sweet sweet love to her best friend.
    I'm a giver. See?
    AmentsChick wrote:
    P.S. Hi JoGo!! Are you out of the field and back in the office??
    Just for the week. I've enjoyed my time indoors but I'm itching to get back out there. Already lost about 20lbs.

    Now, back to Mook's ordeal. Mookie!!! Let's burn this muthafucka down!!!!
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    You should light your place on fire; I know your stuff would be lost, but the look on her face would be priceless.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nathanastin wrote:
    You should light your place on fire; I know your stuff would be lost, but the look on her face would be priceless.

    There's got to be a better way...one that doesn't punish HIM.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Oh no! Bea is locked up in a vault! All is well in that department! ;)


    Phew !! I was worried for a bit that when I came to NYC I would miss it :p
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    "Hi, (insert ex's name here), yeah I've got some bad news. There was a fire in the apartment yesterday. Funny thing is, the only stuff that burned was all of your stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have piled it all up in the middle of the living room next to that open flame and butane lighter. My bad"

    first thing i thought of too.....bonfire at the beach i say.....:D
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I like it! Thanks folks for making me laugh! I could use it today! Even this isn't doing it for me right now!

    LOL!!!!

    Was that Mrs. Garrett and Mona from Who's the Boss too?! Dude, how are you even walking around right now?! You've probably got more blisters than Kenyans have after a marathon. :D
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