Submit your favorite Chuck Norris facts

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the Pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    chuck norris is pearljamjen's #1 man of her dreams.

    :eek:
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the Pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

    Touche, salesman.
    Nice.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    a little known fact about Chuck Norris is that he has the power to erase minds...I once watched a Chuck Norris movie and by the end I had forgotten all about it..
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG

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