Submit your favorite Chuck Norris facts

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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the Pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    chuck norris is pearljamjen's #1 man of her dreams.

    :eek:
  • Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the Pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

    Touche, salesman.
    Nice.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    a little known fact about Chuck Norris is that he has the power to erase minds...I once watched a Chuck Norris movie and by the end I had forgotten all about it..
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
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