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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.0
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.My whole life
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. EVER
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Noone fools Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Why go home
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The original title for the Bible was "Chuck Norris and Friends""If you love someone, set them free... if someone loves you, don't fuck up" - EV0
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chuck norris's toilets flush whatever fucking direction he tells it to flush.
Great thread, it is funnySydney 11/02/2003
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chuck norris counted to infinity. twice....got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...0
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff. Then he roundhouse-kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about Fight Club0
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chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
chuck norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
when urinating, chuck norris is capable of welding titanium.
chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.
chuck norris doesnt stub his toes. he accidently destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.
i could do this all day!!! great thread!!!0 -
Chuck Norris is a douche bag.
That's my favorite!0 -
Bump for Suns Rival0
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He never shits...nor does he need to.Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird2006- Boston I
2008- Boston I+II
2009- Toronto, Philly III+IV
2010- Bristow, Hartford, Boston, Newark0 -
Chuck Norris can win a game of Tic Tac Toe in one move.AKA Cinnamon Girl :(
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Chuck Norris once dialed a wrong number, even though the guy on the other line wouldn't admit it.
Chuck Norris created the earth in 6 days. Unlike God, he needs no rest.2006- Boston I
2008- Boston I+II
2009- Toronto, Philly III+IV
2010- Bristow, Hartford, Boston, Newark0 -
Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, there is no protection from Chuck Norris."The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Jesus turned water into wine, but Chuck Norris turned the wine into beer.0
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer...Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
pearljamjen wrote:Bump for Suns Rival
yaiks!!!scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...0
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