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so i caught this spider...

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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    ok...

    i thought about cutting the spider some slack and throwing it into the backyard of the neighbours i don't like

    but...

    then i remember the pain i went through last February

    so...

    it took 3 flushes, i'm so sorry, i know we need to conserve water but, i think adrenaline took over and i just wanted it gone...

    however...

    i gave it a nice send-off

    http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8045/img2732lu2.jpg

    i'm off for a few shots of ouzo

    :(

    farewell my 8 legged friend. :)
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    zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Errrrrrrrrr i dunno, perhaps its cos of the noise they make when ya walk in em :confused:

    flip flop flip flop

    nah ... doesnt work

    my thongs squeek actually ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Stella, that is the PUSSIEST spider I have EVER seen!!!!!
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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    ok...

    i thought about cutting the spider some slack and throwing it into the backyard of the neighbours i don't like

    but...

    then i remember the pain i went through last February

    so...

    it took 3 flushes, i'm so sorry, i know we need to conserve water but, i think adrenaline took over and i just wanted it gone...

    however...

    i gave it a nice send-off

    http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8045/img2732lu2.jpg

    i'm off for a few shots of ouzo

    :D Stel! That is hysterical!!! :D

    Well done girl! :) Don't worry about the water, it's an emergency. You did good.

    I can't believe you gave it a marshmallow. :D
    NOPE!!!

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    ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ok...

    i thought about cutting the spider some slack and throwing it into the backyard of the neighbours i don't like

    but...

    then i remember the pain i went through last February

    so...

    it took 3 flushes, i'm so sorry, i know we need to conserve water but, i think adrenaline took over and i just wanted it gone...

    however...

    i gave it a nice send-off

    http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8045/img2732lu2.jpg

    i'm off for a few shots of ouzo
    LMFAO!!!!!!!! :D

    How the feck did you get the marsh-brolly under there? :eek:
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    Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    that's if she manages to throw it properly......if it was me - I'd be in such an unco-ordinated panick, I'd prolly throw it straight up in the air, only to have it land on my head......then I'd just die of a heart attack, so thankfully wouldn't feel it bight me :eek:

    lol, and i genuinely did!!!! :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    zenith wrote:
    no - they'll only give it if you have a real need for it - elevated heart rate - shakes, dizziness, extreme pain. Note tho: different peoples idea of pain are a bit different .....


    you can also have a reaction to the antivenene itself. and like i said i lied about my pain scale, i think i said it was a 4 when really it was probably an 8 out of 10. my heart rate didnt go up.

    all in all, it wsnt that bad - and im damned spider phobic - i still dont check my shoes tho :rolleyes:


    Ah ok. Well you're a gutsy one that's for sure. :) And a bit of dare devil by the sounds of that last bit. :D And people wonder why I live in thongs? :D
    NOPE!!!

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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    that's if she manages to throw it properly......if it was me - I'd be in such an unco-ordinated panick, I'd prolly throw it straight up in the air, only to have it land on my head......then I'd just die of a heart attack, so thankfully wouldn't feel it bight me :eek:
    I would just throw the entire thing and run... no point messing around trying to make sure it gets out of the thing... I'd throw it all as far as I could, then run like the wind and never look back.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    ok...

    i thought about cutting the spider some slack and throwing it into the backyard of the neighbours i don't like

    but...

    then i remember the pain i went through last February

    so...

    it took 3 flushes, i'm so sorry, i know we need to conserve water but, i think adrenaline took over and i just wanted it gone...

    however...

    i gave it a nice send-off

    http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8045/img2732lu2.jpg

    i'm off for a few shots of ouzo
    :D LMFAO... did it attack the marshmallow?

    In all seriousness though, should we say a prayer or something? :o you should give it a name stella :( :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    oh ffs chicka!!! you lifted that plastic tub high enough to put that umbrella extravaganza under there but you couldnt put paper under and let it go outside :eek:

    lol - it'll probably survive the loo since you flushed it so hard and gave it a quick trip, come out the other side, and plot ...............
    impatience is a gift ........
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    :D LMFAO... did it attack the marshmallow?

    In all seriousness though, should we say a prayer or something? :o you should give it a name stella : ( : D

    youre suppose to name them BEFORE you kill them. :p:D
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    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    aw.. do they have a name?

    yes... i call her my pretty. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i had thought of a name during the brolly placement (no east feat) and thought..

    Ned

    thanks for all the (interesting) advice everyone
    wah
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    CollinCollin Posts: 4,932
    I missed the spider problem, the spider fights, the spider porn and the spider execution.

    I always miss the fun. Although, killing it was not nice.
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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    Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Collin wrote:
    I missed the spider problem, the spider fights, the spider porn and the spider execution.

    I always miss the fun. Although, killing it was not nice.

    hahaha it was a great time indeed, unlucky (for you and the spider as it happens!) :D;)
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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    CollinCollin Posts: 4,932
    hahaha it was a great time indeed, unlucky (for you and the spider as it happens!) :D;)

    Someone go catch a spider!
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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    Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Collin wrote:
    Someone go catch a spider!

    YEAH!! where the hell are jeanie and cate and co. anyway??? is it bedtime in oz now? :confused:

    We want more spider stories :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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    PJ_LukinPJ_Lukin Posts: 2,049
    Oh Shit!! Check the outside of your house NOW !!!!
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    : o so what ya gonna do then? I suggest just leaving it there til it dies :o that's what I'd do anyway... even though I'd feel soooooo guilty afterwards I'm WAY too chicken to do anything that involves moving them :o

    that's exactly what i would do and i've done it before! :eek: seriously, it was one of those brown recluse look-alikes.....or so i hope it was and not an actual brown recluse. but i wasn't gonna look to find out. anyway, two weeks later i sucked it up with my vacuum. i don't care what anyone says - any spider around me is gonna die. i fear them! i hate them! i know they do some good things....but it won't be happening around me. :o:D
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    im guessing the thong you keep mentioning is like a flip flop and not a pair of knickers :D

    Ha ha imagine trying to swat a spider to death with a pair of knickers, hee hee hee

    i kept thinking the same thing! :D then i remembered that in other countries they are called THONGS! :p
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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
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    JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    that little tiny thing? pfft. Just put a card or paper under it, and take it outside where it belongs.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
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    illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    PJ_Lukin wrote:
    Oh Shit!! Check the outside of your house NOW !!!!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tobyleah/1811123952/

    OMG :eek: :( :o

    i didn't sleep a wink last night, maybe from guilt.. maybe...

    paranoia..

    [size=+2]the spiders are out to get me[/size]
    wah
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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    YEAH!! where the hell are jeanie and cate and co. anyway??? is it bedtime in oz now? :confused:

    We want more spider stories :D

    We do have to sleep here at some point you know! :D

    What kinda spider stories do you want? I've got heaps!!! :eek:
    NOPE!!!

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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    Jeanie wrote:
    We do have to sleep here at some point you know! :D

    What kinda spider stories do you want? I've got heaps!!! :eek:

    i've heard that you guys have 9 or 10 really poisonous spiders over there...? :eek: is that true? is there a certain area of Oz without so many of those critters? :o
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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    you are wrote:
    i've heard that you guys have 9 or 10 really poisonous spiders over there...? :eek: is that true? is there a certain area of Oz without so many of those critters? :o


    Yeah, we have a lot of poisonous spiders and snakes but you mostly don't see them in the suburbs or big cities. :)
    NOPE!!!

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    you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    Jeanie wrote:
    Yeah, we have a lot of poisonous spiders and snakes but you mostly don't see them in the suburbs or big cities. :)

    that's good to know, 'cause i seriously want to move there one day :o
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    ClimberInOzClimberInOz Posts: 217
    With the usual degree of uncertainty in identifying critters from internet photos, it is almost certainly, as people have said, a White Tailed Spider. The slender abdomen indicates it is most likely a male, although that is especially hard to tell.

    Not nearly as nasty as people claim them to be. A myth circulated a while back about them having a necrotising bite, but that was a load of BS.

    Ironically, if you don't like spiders, you should have kept it. They eat other spiders, and it would have been coming out at night in your house to hunt them.

    Now you just have to watch out for for his disgruntled wife, who will undoubtedly seek revenge whilst you sleep...
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    Purple PuppyPurple Puppy Posts: 149
    O my God! that's the spider that bit Peter Parker. He grew a Peter Parker brain and is now working for the KGB.
    Signed it, grind it.
    Corroding and foreboding.
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