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so i caught this spider...

illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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and i don't know what to do now

the thought of further action is killing me



...




and what do i use to cover my blank dvd's now?











hmmm...
wah
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  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    catch another spider & make them fight. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    didnt you learn your lesson last time you posted photos???? :D




    slide a peice of paper under - lift it up - take the spider outside - be happy youve earned your karma points for the day ...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    suns rival wrote:
    catch another spider & make them fight. :D

    Yeah!!!!

    Fight fight fight fight!!!

    What spider is that, it looks scary as shit to me
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    suns rival wrote:
    catch another spider & make them fight. :D

    you're a thinker

    i will consider this
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    zenith wrote:
    didnt you learn your lesson last time you posted photos???? :D




    slide a peice of paper under - lift it up - take the spider outside - be happy youve earned your karma points for the day ...

    i know...

    should i pixelate the spidey's titties out?

    i have to hold the spider?
    wah
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    illegal_pants wrote:
    you're a thinker

    i will consider this

    yeah!!! then invite your neighbors to bet on them.

    money money money!!! :D

    fight fight fight!!! :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Super Vedder wrote:
    Yeah!!!!

    Fight fight fight fight!!!

    What spider is that, it looks scary as shit to me

    yeh i dunno

    but in February one of them bit me in my sleep and i was on my ass for 5 weeks
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    suns rival wrote:
    yeah!!! then invite your neighbors to bet on them.

    money money money!!! :D

    fight fight fight!!! :D

    lol, genius :D

    we need to give them names...

    oh.. i need to find a 2nd too
    wah
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    suns rival wrote:
    catch another spider & make them fight. :D

    Or mate..

    hard to tell the difference with spiders.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Or mate..

    hard to tell the difference with spiders.

    yeah!!!

    and make a porn video of them then put it on ebay. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    suns rival wrote:
    yeah!!!

    and make a porn video of them then put it on ebay. :D

    Your porn director name could be 'Bill Oddity' ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    suns rival wrote:
    yeah!!!

    and make a porn video of them then put it on ebay. :D

    spider porn.. i had no idea

    too many options now with the spider, this should have been a poll
    wah
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    suns rival wrote:
    yeah!!!

    and make a porn video of them then put it on ebay. :D

    or make a porn of them where they have sex then fight, then have make up sex again! :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i know...

    should i pixelate the spidey's titties out?

    i have to hold the spider?

    maybe its a boy spider?????

    no - you have to hold the paper - although i did this once (it was a bigger spider than that) and it kept leaping against the side of the plastic container at me while i was trying to slide the paper in under - i thought i was going to have to be sick :eek:

    and take no notice of the other juveniles here - spiders need love too...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Super Vedder wrote:
    or make a porn of them where they have sex then fight, then have make up sex again! :D

    The female will have eaten the male before they'd even thought about make up sex. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    That's not a funnel web is it?????
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    zenith wrote:
    maybe its a boy spider?????

    no - you have to hold the paper - although i did this once (it was a bigger spider than that) and it kept leaping against the side of the plastic container at me while i was trying to slide the paper in under - i thought i was going to have to be sick :eek:

    and take no notice of the other juveniles here - spiders need love too...

    i can imagine being sick too..




    hmmm.. what if i made the porn video then let them both out?

    wait.. i still only have 1!
    wah
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The female will have eaten the male before they'd even thought about make up sex. ;)


    haha soz attenborough! :D;)

    just make the porn then!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    this is my favourite thread in quite a while on here :D

    hahaha spider porn
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Jeanie wrote:
    That's not a funnel web is it?????

    :eek:

    i'm not too sure... :o
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Super Vedder wrote:
    this is my favourite thread in quite a while on here :D

    hahaha spider porn

    haha

    is that your eighth leg or are you just happy to see me?

    i can't find them a mate... maybe i'm looking in the wrong spot..
    wah
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Jeanie wrote:
    That's not a funnel web is it?????

    i think it looks like a white tail
    impatience is a gift ........
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    zenith wrote:
    i think it looks like a white tail

    if it's the white tail that made my life hell earlier in the year..





    i want revenge :eek:
    wah
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    illegal_pants wrote:
    :eek:

    i'm not too sure... :o

    Not sure either girlie, but be careful hey? It looks like it could be quite nasty whatever it is.


    http://www.austmus.gov.au/factsheets/funnelweb.htm

    http://www.australian.museum/factsheets/white_tailed_spider.htm
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    zenith wrote:
    i think it looks like a white tail

    Yes, quite possibly. Could be either, although looking closer I think I see a little white dot on its lower body.

    Either way, me thinks its one of the nasty ones that should be avoided.
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Jeanie wrote:
    Not sure either girlie, but be careful hey? It looks like it could be quite nasty whatever it is.


    http://www.austmus.gov.au/factsheets/funnelweb.htm

    http://www.australian.museum/factsheets/white_tailed_spider.htm

    thanks hun... on close inspection it's a white-tail :eek:
    wah
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    illegal_pants wrote:
    thanks hun... on close inspection it's a white-tail


    :eek: :eek: WARNING!!! WARNING!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!! :eek: :eek:

    So now what??? I hate killing them, but jeez, those things can be nasty.
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    illegal_pants wrote:
    thanks hun... on close inspection it's a white-tail :eek:

    Drown it, then hunt down its family and drown them too!!!!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Or mate..

    hard to tell the difference with spiders.
    Sometimes the female eats the male after the deed is done.


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  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 2,939
    jesus, that thing looks like it'd rip your face off in the middle of the night when you were sleeping.
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