Teenagers make me sad!

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

depends what inspiration you seek? what to cook for dinner? then i'll offer a choice.

you want to write a book, compete in a sporting event, fish, make homeless people happy, become a priestess?

i dunno.. but i look out the window of my office and all that inspires me to do is travel somewhere sunny and have a beer.

what you so down about missy? :(

I don't know :( I think sometimes I just want to think about down things for a change... try and sort out a few things!

I'm just lacking inspiration today... and I usually have it... just a couple of things!

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

depends what inspiration you seek? what to cook for dinner? then i'll offer a choice.

you want to write a book, compete in a sporting event, fish, make homeless people happy, become a priestess?

i dunno.. but i look out the window of my office and all that inspires me to do is travel somewhere sunny and have a beer.

what you so down about missy? :(

Oh, I already have dinner... steak and noodles in oyster sauce

I don't really wanna 'do' anything.. but a beer sounds good

Heineken Helen

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

And they're spotty, too. And they smell of cheese and onion crisps and cheap cigarettes. And they are so fucking dozy, walking into things.

do cheap cigarettes not smell like regular cigarettes?

FinsburyParkCarrots

Heineken Helen wrote:

do cheap cigarettes not smell like regular cigarettes?

No, they have a weird teenage scent about them.

Heineken Helen

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

No, they have a weird teenage scent about them.

would that not be the teenagers themselves? the fact that they're mixed with cheese and onion crisps?

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

would that not be the teenagers themselves? the fact that they're mixed with cheese and onion crisps?

Or they smell like they've bathed in cheap aftershave ... I have to walk through groups of them on the way to the train station in the morning. You have to try not to breathe in

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

Or they smell like they've bathed in cheap aftershave ... I have to walk through groups of them on the way to the train station in the morning. You have to try not to breathe in

they just try so hard to fit in... and all they look forward to is finishing school... not realising that the fun's over then :( that ya HAVE to work... and if you're not good enough they get rid of ya... not like school where they have to accept everyone. And if they're not good enough to keep a job, they can't eat... at least in school they're feb by parents.

GreenTeaDisease

well I think there's a few messed up parents out there that are going to overreact to a little teenage rebellion, but I don't think they can possibly be in the majority.

FinsburyParkCarrots

Heineken Helen wrote:

would that not be the teenagers themselves? the fact that they're mixed with cheese and onion crisps?

And all that wanking, too. Don't forget that.

Heineken Helen

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Don't forget that.

I'd prefer to

chime

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

And all that wanking, too. Don't forget that.

I see Fins has reached the crux of the problem. All that wanking doesn't leave them time to concentrate on changing the world ...

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

I see Fins has reached the crux of the problem. All that wanking doesn't leave them time to concentrate on changing the world ...

possibly... so how the fuck are we gonna fix that? Considering the government keeps the age of consent as it is... so that they HAVE to! See it's all the governments fault again :(

dunkman

Chime wrote:

I see Fins has reached the crux of the problem. All that wanking doesn't leave them time to concentrate on changing the world ...

i'm 33 years old.. and that is my excuse even at this age... its why i didnt go to Stop The Iraq War demonstrations.. 6 hours!!! that'll mean i'll miss two pink oboe cleaning sessions

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

possibly... so how the fuck are we gonna fix that? Considering the government keeps the age of consent as it is... so that they HAVE to! See it's all the governments fault again :(

do you really want kids aged 12 and 13 shagging each other? as if teen pregnancy wasnt bad enough you want them to be humping each other instead of ehhhh whatever teenagers do these days.. probably chase grannies....

Heineken Helen

I was hoping for some kinda depth in this thread... not a discussion on 'what do cheese and onion crisps have in common with wanking?'

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

do you really want kids aged 12 and 13 shagging each other? as if teen pregnancy wasnt bad enough you want them to be humping each other instead of ehhhh whatever teenagers do these days.. probably chase grannies....

well if it keeps them off the streets... and if you get them sterilised from a young age, teen pregnancy will be non existent and all the problems will be over within a generation

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

I was hoping for some kinda depth in this thread...

the world is already too serious with being even more serious... for me anyway... i cared more about the world when i was 21.. now i just want to muck around and freak my boss out by making fart noises all the time.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

the world is already too serious with being even more serious... for me anyway... i cared more about the world when i was 21.. now i just want to muck around and freak my boss out by making fart noises all the time.

SEE... now you're getting closer to what i'm trying to say. Why do we lose interest the older we get? Why do we stop believing that we can actually make a fucking difference to anything?

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

well if it keeps them off the streets... and if you get them sterilised from a young age, teen pregnancy will be non existent and all the problems will be over within a generation

who is gonna sterilise them? the government? doesnt that defeat the point of your anarchy thread?

meme

Heineken Helen wrote:

oh it's far too late for anybody to change it :( try and drag some people away from their tv's and playstations for an uprising? If I could scrape 5 people together we'll probably all be arrested immediately anyway :( . Only thing I can do is have millions of kids I guess and raise them as anarchists... although that doesn't seem like a likely situation

Any suggestions?

Ain't pushing the neighbor in a creek rebellion?