Why I will never go to Australia!

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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    ...and also, spiders are real! They can crawl into your ears and suck your brains out when you're sleeping. :eek:

    Good to see you online, Helen :)
    have to log off in a minute... just making sure the place is still here :)

    and yep, spiders ARE real... but... :eek: what you saying about leprechauns? :mad:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Why I don't want to go to Australia...Oceanic Flight 815!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Why I don't want to go to Australia...Oceanic Flight 815!


    Haha...I thought about that too...but would it REALLY be SO bad to be stuck on an island with Sawyer and Jack...I think I could find some ways to fill my time. ;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Haha...I thought about that too...but would it REALLY be SO bad to be stuck on an island with Sawyer and Jack...I think I could find some ways to fill my time. ;)

    Yes...it would...I mean sex with Sawyer would help...but that's the only good thing. Otherwise, I'm not really a fan of spending my days locked in a polar bear cage, beaten and abused by Ben and his buggy eyes.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Yes...it would...I mean sex with Sawyer would help...but that's the only good thing. Otherwise, I'm not really a fan of spending my days locked in a polar bear cage, beaten and abused by Ben and his buggy eyes.

    LMAO...true..I think I could take Ben though...not sure about his henchman though. I guess it isn't the most pleasant of places to be, is it? But still...Sawyer...*sigh*
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    pearljamjen wrote:
    LMAO...true..I think I could take Ben though...not sure about his henchman though. I guess it isn't the most pleasant of places to be, is it? But still...Sawyer...*sigh*

    I know...I know...he's uber sexy for a dirty, sweaty man!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I know...I know...he's uber sexy for a dirty, sweaty man!!

    That he is! ;) And I'm soooo jealous my coworker got to meet him a few years ago (before his Lost days)...she even has a picture of the two of them on her cubicle wall. Oh, what I wouldn't give to rub oil on that stomach.

    Ahem, anyway...:o
  • Pegasus
    Pegasus Posts: 3,754
    you girls forget Sayid and Desmond :p
    mmm...it sounds more and more like a place to BE :o
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Baaaaaaaaaahahaha! :D

    We've got all sorts of deadly critters down here.......but still worth visiting us!
    I've lived here almost 37 years (all my life ;) ) and still alive and kickin' :D
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Pegasus wrote:
    you girls forget Sayid and Desmond :p
    mmm...it sounds more and more like a place to BE :o

    hmmm...join us, and we will have fun with the Lost boys :p (although why isn't there a hunky aussie man on the show??? We'll get a couple of those to play with too when the Lost boys are resting.) ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I actually auditioned to be a Lost Boy, but they gave up trying to get my wheelchair over all the sand..... They said I was a hunk and if it weren't for that problem, I would've got the job.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I actually auditioned to be a Lost Boy, but they gave up trying to get my wheelchair over all the sand..... They said I was a hunk and if it weren't for that problem, I would've got the job.

    Awww :) Do you still have the audition tape? That would be worth seeing! Well, you are welcome on our island anytime! :p
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Awww :) Do you still have the audition tape? That would be worth seeing! Well, you are welcome on our island anytime! :p

    No, they broke the audition tape after I pulled a moonie at the entire film crew and wrote 'Lost? Lost your potential pin-up boy more like' in black ink on the camera lense.

    And to top it all off, I lost my sponsorship deal with SCOPE. :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No, they broke the audition tape after I pulled a moonie at the entire film crew and wrote 'Lost? Lost your potential pin-up boy more like' in black ink on the camera lense.

    And to top it all of, I lost my sponsorship deal with SCOPE. :rolleyes:

    :(

    I bet they're sorry now! :mad:

    Maybe now that they are off the island, J.J. will be BEGGING you join the cast! :p
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :(

    I bet they're sorry now! :mad:

    Maybe now that they are off the island, J.J. will be BEGGING you join the cast! :p

    LOL that's it..... don't they have concrete sets now? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL that's it..... don't they have concrete sets now? :D

    If it is in LA now, then yes. :D I'm sure they can create an interesting character for you. ;)
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    i hope you guys arnt insinuating that being in australia is like being on the island in lost? we dont really tie people up and have secret hatches all over the place - and our boys arnt as nice as desmond and jack
    impatience is a gift ........
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    zenith wrote:
    i hope you guys arnt insinuating that being in australia is like being on the island in lost? we dont really tie people up and have secret hatches all over the place - and our boys arnt as nice as desmond and jack

    hmmm...

    well, we actually meant that we were worried if we went to Oz we would crash on the way there and end up on an island like in lost.

    You dont tie people up? Well that's no fun, is it? And maybe the men aren't like Jack, but I do have a terrible weakness for Aussie accents! :p
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    This reminds me...there was a thread about Pearl Jam fans buying an island and moving there. I said I'd be the bartender (and disconnected approved as long as there was lots of wine)...but what happened to that? :p It looks like Amentschick is in, harmless, the dudes from Lost...anyone else? :D
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    pearljamjen wrote:
    This reminds me...there was a thread about Pearl Jam fans buying an island and moving there. I said I'd be the bartender (and disconnected approved as long as there was lots of wine)...but what happened to that? :p It looks like Amentschick is in, harmless, the dudes from Lost...anyone else? :D

    huh - the news about them moving to australia - that was supposed to be quiet



    ;)





    and as for aussie accents - they dont talk like steve irwin .... well, most dont anyway
    impatience is a gift ........

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