Threesomes
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Ok, who here has had a threesome? Let's be open about this
I have never.
This girl called me asking me when I'm coming home, I said this weekend. Now this girl used to hook up with my best friend. So she's like well I'm having a party Saturday night and if you want to come, you can sleep over and we can spend sometime together. She said it in that type of sexual voice. So I was like yeah sure but Rich is going to be with me. She says "hmmm well that would be interesting I love to experiment".
Sounds like a hoe, I know. But why the hell not.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Discuss.
I have never.
This girl called me asking me when I'm coming home, I said this weekend. Now this girl used to hook up with my best friend. So she's like well I'm having a party Saturday night and if you want to come, you can sleep over and we can spend sometime together. She said it in that type of sexual voice. So I was like yeah sure but Rich is going to be with me. She says "hmmm well that would be interesting I love to experiment".
Sounds like a hoe, I know. But why the hell not.
Sorry if I offended anyone.
Discuss.
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...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg6ewXXnz08
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
MSG 2024, MSG 2024
Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
How about you, one lady, and a garden gnome? C'mon, what's it going to take to put you into this threesome right here today???
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EDIT:if the gnome is wearing something festive, elf like lets say then I'm in and will do it in the name of Christmas
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...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
ok,
2 times.
Your from the netherlands and its prolly no big deal, like eating Shredded Weed for breakfast
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...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
My wife is 100% against it so it will probably never happen.
ha ha!! being a salesman, this was funny.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Don't think that's going to happen.
That made me laugh so hard ...
"I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
that was chaotic...but fun
ah yes the younger days
These two responses just fucking have me dying laughing.
roflmao. over and over.
oh man.
If I opened it now would you not understand?
i was thinking the SAME thing when i read that , but left it alone! lol!
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Summerfest 2006
"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
is the safe for work?
Wild Things threesome scene, pretty hot for a rated R movie
Summerfest 2006
"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
For some distrubing reason I cannot help but think of high fives being thrown around out of akwardness in the 2-1 guy to girl ratio.
2-1 girl to guy is the only way.
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
MSG 2024, MSG 2024
Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
Thumbs up from me!!
dude there is that special feeling when you are on the back side, and your bro is on the front side, and you're both banging away.
You can actually feel eachother ... that little grundle area is thin, man ... its like you can feel your bros little snake sayin high to your little snake, its great.
and then if one of you accidentaly slips out and thrusts, you end up stabbing eachother!
How can you beat that?
If I opened it now would you not understand?
spot fuckin' on!!!!! this is my experience anyway.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel