The "I'm Actually in a Fucking Healthy and Happy Relationship/Marriage." Thread

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    ...well, I suppose we have our moments. :D

    I thought you didn't exist anymore?!? Or was that just your thread that disappeared? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I thought you didn't exist anymore?!? Or was that just your thread that disappeared? ;)

    You're the WORST or should I say BEST derailer I've ever known! :D:)
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Because I am usually right.
    ;)

    Yeah, 'usually' is the key word here as you may in fact be right in many circumstances, but 'usually' never when debating/arguing with me ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Ok, well, I was trying to post something upbeat and positive...so much for that. :rolleyes: <sigh>
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    You're the WORST or should I say BEST derailer I've ever known! :D:)

    Hey! Anything worth doing, is worth doing right! Back on topic, I'm happy in my new relationship. (Damn that was painful to stay on subject!)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Ok, well, I was trying to post something upbeat and positive...so much for that. :rolleyes: <sigh>

    You accomplished your goal, Amentschick :)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    You're the WORST or should I say BEST derailer I've ever known! :D:)

    I remember posting in that thread as well..What happened? Anyway, stop derailing the f'n thread ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The Champ wrote:
    I remember posting in that thread as well..What happened? Anyway, stop derailing the f'n thread ;)..

    Post again my friend as you have the 666 showing right now! And relationships go sour with the sign of the devil!! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Post again my friend as you have the 666 showing right now! And relationships go sour with the sign of the devil!! ;)

    Coincedently, congrats to you on the spanking new happy and healthy relationship ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I am in an awesome relationship right now.
    With me.
    :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7d7gZj_qc
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am in an awesome relationship right now.
    With me.
    :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7d7gZj_qc
    i used to love that song in college but then someone told me it was about having an abortion...and even though i'm pretty sure it's not i can't get that out of my head. lol
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am in an awesome relationship right now.
    With me.
    :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7d7gZj_qc

    This better be a masturbation link...


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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am in an awesome relationship right now.
    With me.
    :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7d7gZj_qc

    Good song, but would it have been so f'n hard to add some sort of video to it?

    Can a relationship be healthy and yet not happy?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    The Champ wrote:
    Good song, but would it have been so f'n hard to add some sort of video to it?

    Can a relationship be healthy and yet not happy?
    I know...just throw in some drag queens....what is so hard about that?
    I don't think a relationship can be healthy and not happy.
    I think the healthiest are oftentimes the most challenging. By that I mean when sometimes it appears all odds are against you. And even when you are at your worst, that person can make you feel your most beautiful.
    Cue the song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7d7gZj_qc
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    The Champ wrote:
    I can't be the only one..Let's attempt to even this fucker out!

    count me in. we're lucky, i guess. so many people are either alone (and don't want to be) or are in shit relationships. we travelled a long, weird road to get here, but my husband & i are making it work, and hey, i still kinda LIKE the guy! :D
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    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

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    ~ed, 8/7
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    9 years of marriage for me tomorrow!!!! :eek:

    during that time we've had sex loads of times.

    life's great :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    9 years of marriage for me tomorrow!!!! :eek:

    during that time we've had sex loads of times.

    life's great :)

    Many congratulations buddy. :)
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    9 years of marriage for me tomorrow!!!! :eek:

    during that time we've had sex loads of times.

    life's great :)

    Is there anything hotter than a married guy talking about his sex life?

    I didn't think so...
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is there anything hotter than a married guy talking about his sex life?

    I didn't think so...

    i dont know man... a single luxurious female describing self exploration is pretty hot. ;)

    9 years tomorrow though.. jeebus.. taking her to Edinburgh for a couple of nights.

    we might have more sex... or even better.. she'll do some exploring :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    i dont know man... a single luxurious female describing self exploration is pretty hot. ;)

    9 years tomorrow though.. jeebus.. taking her to Edinburgh for a couple of nights.

    we might have more sex... or even better.. she'll do some exploring :)

    Wow.. No offence but you do both sound like veritable Duracell sex bunnies. :o

    I don't think I had as much sex in three and a half years of marriage as you guys seem to have in, like, well, an afternoon?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Wow.. No offence but you do both sound like veritable Duracell sex bunnies. :o

    I don't think I had as much sex in three and a half years of marriage as you guys seem to have in, like, well, an afternoon?

    I am going to go out on a limb and predict that Dunk won't be offended by this statement.
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    I am going to go out on a limb and predict that Dunk won't be offended by this statement.

    Yeah, the fucker. :mad: :p
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    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Wow.. No offence but you do both sound like veritable Duracell sex bunnies. :o

    I don't think I had as much sex in three and a half years of marriage as you guys seem to have in, like, well, an afternoon?

    no not at all :D i get my annual shag on our anniversary :D

    well.. like all relationships it started off like that... had a huge dip in the middle for whatever reasons (still no idea why?) and then recently we've been making plenty of time for ourselves... not anything like those early days you understand.. but its all good :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    no not at all :D i get my annual shag on our anniversary :D

    well.. like all relationships it started off like that... had a huge dip in the middle for whatever reasons (still no idea why?) and then recently we've been making plenty of time for ourselves... not anything like those early days you understand.. but its all good :)

    No reason to glorify the early days as far as I see it. It's commitment that's the fun part (well.. and sex) :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman wrote:
    no not at all :D i get my annual shag on our anniversary :D

    well.. like all relationships it started off like that... had a huge dip in the middle for whatever reasons (still no idea why?) and then recently we've been making plenty of time for ourselves... not anything like those early days you understand.. but its all good :)

    What's great is that you don't mind bragging about it. :p
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    What's great is that you don't mind bragging about it. :p


    bragging is my middle name..

    actually is Campbell

    but how fucking could would it be if it was Bragging


    anyway, i'm not bragging.. i have a very healthy sexual and loving marriage with a wonderfl wife and mother to my 2 gorgeous kids.. so ok, yeah.. i'm bragging :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    dunkman wrote:
    no not at all :D i get my annual shag on our anniversary :D

    well.. like all relationships it started off like that... had a huge dip in the middle for whatever reasons (still no idea why?) and then recently we've been making plenty of time for ourselves... not anything like those early days you understand.. but its all good :)


    i never get this "dip" thing. my ex and i were together for 13 years, and even in the last 3 years when it was bad b4 our divorce, we still had lots of good "adult" time.

    my gf now and i have been together for 3 years, and its getting better and better.

    hmmm. maybe its just me. : )
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  • dunkman wrote:
    bragging is my middle name..

    actually is Campbell

    but how fucking could would it be if it was Bragging


    anyway, i'm not bragging.. i have a very healthy sexual and loving marriage with a wonderfl wife and mother to my 2 gorgeous kids.. so ok, yeah.. i'm bragging :)

    Well, hey, 9 years, guy. You've earned the right to brag a little. :)
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Can I just say that I have been really into the husband lately. Not that I've ever not been into him but lately I just feel so happy and close to him. I'm so in love. Its awesome. Three cheers for awesome relationships!
  • Can I just say that I have been really into the husband lately. Not that I've ever not been into him but lately I just feel so happy and close to him. I'm so in love. Its awesome. Three cheers for awesome relationships!
    thats great :)


    as long as you dont leave J and I for well....uhhh.... ;):D
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