my private part died

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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    now that would have been funny. well... maybe just the thought of it. :p:D


    sweetie that will never die :)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    sweetie that will never die :)


    girls all over are sighing with relief at that revelation. :p:D
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    girls all over are sighing with relief at that revelation. :p:D


    yes all over the world ..... i fly all the time to see em ;)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yes all over the world ..... i fly all the time to see em ;)

    commercial? cause you know thats for losers and terrorists. :D
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    commercial? cause you know thats for losers and terrorists. :D


    its like taking a bus :rolleyes:

    what does it matter?
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    its like taking a bus :rolleyes:

    what does it matter?


    yeah... a flying bus. you ingest how much drugs? :D


    who said it mattered? not i. :p
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    yeah... a flying bus. you ingest how much drugs? :D


    who said it mattered? not i. :p


    too many drugs
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    too many drugs

    tis only too many drugs if you die.
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    funny is subjective. thats all. us overseas people do enough laughing at you americans anyway... we needed a break from all that frivolity and you provided it. thanks for that j. :p:D

    You would be surprised how much laughing at other countries we do. This is our dirty little secret.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    kh65 wrote:
    You would be surprised how much laughing at other countries we do. This is our dirty little secret.

    i wouldn't be surprised at all. i know americans laugh at a whole lot of things 'we' don't. that's what explains conan o'brien. :)
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    i wouldn't be surprised at all. i know americans laugh at a whole lot of things 'we' don't. that's what explains conan o'brien. :)
    And Seinfeld :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    And Seinfeld :D

    To be clear I can deal with Conan but Seinfeld I do not find funny either. Now Lewis Black is one funny fucker (in small doses).
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    kh65 wrote:
    To be clear I can deal with Conan but Seinfeld I do not find funny either. Now Lewis Black is one funny fucker (in small doses).
    I don't know Lewis Black :o but yeh, I can deal with Conan in tiny tiny doses too... til I start throwing stuff at the telly... then it's time to put on Jay Leno (HE'S funny!)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    kh65 wrote:
    To be clear I can deal with Conan but Seinfeld I do not find funny either. Now Lewis Black is one funny fucker (in small doses).


    seinfeld? such a great show
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    seinfeld? such a great show


    this explains so much. :p:D

    i'll grant you the subway episode cause i so related to that one, but otherwise it bored me.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    this explains so much. :p:D
    :D I'll second that one!

    I've tried watching it a few times cos i think maybe I've missed something... and each time I just end up annoyed at myself for having bothered :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    :D I'll second that one!

    I've tried watching it a few times cos i think maybe I've missed something... and each time I just end up annoyed at myself for having bothered :D


    95% of the time the screen is blurry to u

    how do u know what you're watching


    and again u cats are not from here , so why would u like it ?

    everything in that show is so true its ridiculous ,,how would u guys know that?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

    The first dwarf is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again!! ONE, TWO, THREE...UUHHHHHH!' all night long.

    In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go then?' The first dwarf mutters, 'It was totally embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.'

    The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the fucking bed.'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    95% of the time the screen is blurry to u

    how do u know what you're watching

    :D says the stoner :D:D
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and again u cats are not from here , so why would u like it ?

    everything in that show is so true its ridiculous ,,how would u guys know that?

    Nah, I've been to NYC a few times and certainly didn't find it to be that dumb.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    :D I'll second that one!

    I've tried watching it a few times cos i think maybe I've missed something... and each time I just end up annoyed at myself for having bothered :D

    I couldn't agree more. I go "there's 1/2 hour of my life I'm not going to get back".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

    The first dwarf is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again!! ONE, TWO, THREE...UUHHHHHH!' all night long.

    In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go then?' The first dwarf mutters, 'It was totally embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.'

    The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the fucking bed.'

    funny but predictable after the 3rd line
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

    The first dwarf is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again!! ONE, TWO, THREE...UUHHHHHH!' all night long.

    In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go then?' The first dwarf mutters, 'It was totally embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.'

    The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the fucking bed.'
    :D LMFAO... I just spat carrots all over the computer screen :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    95% of the time the screen is blurry to u

    how do u know what you're watching


    and again u cats are not from here , so why would u like it ?

    everything in that show is so true its ridiculous ,,how would u guys know that?

    cause im human. and just in case youre unaware of it, speaking as an australian, american culture is very much a part of our own. it's permeated our native culture, and by that i mean out white eurocentric culture, to an extreme.
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    :D says the stoner :D:D



    Nah, I've been to NYC a few times and certainly didn't find it to be that dumb.


    says the drunk


    and cate a few weeks is nothing
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    kh65 wrote:
    I couldn't agree more. I go "there's 1/2 of my life I'm not going to get back".
    half of your life? :eek: How long have you spent trying to like it? :eek: :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    half of your life? :eek: How long have you spent trying to like it? :eek: :D

    oops. meant 1/2 HOUR. I think way faster than I can type.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld


    both of u know more than the facts :rolleyes:
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    says the drunk


    and cate a few weeks is nothing
    was your dad an alcoholic or something? :( You certainly seem to take issue with me having a couple of drinks on the weekend... you think that makes somebody a drunk? :eek: Have you ever been outside? :D which is why I call you stoner cos of your hypocrisy :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    kh65 wrote:
    oops. meant 1/2 HOUR. I think way faster than I can type.
    :D I do that sometimes!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    was your dad an alcoholic or something? :( You certainly seem to take issue with me having a couple of drinks on the weekend... you think that makes somebody a drunk? :eek: Have you ever been outside? :D which is why I call you stoner cos of your hypocrisy :D


    nope thankfully he wasnt irish


    and if i smoke a joint im a stoner 24 hours a day ?



    dont be a hypocrite
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