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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ill show u something funny :eek:

    oh yeah??? you sure you want me laughing at that? :p:D
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  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    it was pretty good.

    so is he gonna bury it or cremate it?
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    catefrances wrote:
    oh yeah??? you sure you want me laughing at that? :p:D


    hehe
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,391
    catefrances wrote:
    somethings wrong wth me.

    me too.
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    me too.


    yes u live in queens lol
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,305
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yes u live in queens lol

    what's wrong with queens?
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    what's wrong with queens?


    haah i thought of u when i typed that
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,305
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    haah i thought of u when i typed that

    ha, you knew i was going to chime in when i saw that.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    catefrances wrote:
    somethings wrong wth me.

    im with cate and dunk.
    i have no clue why it is super duper funny.
    it's a decent effort on the comedic style of one NY PJ1
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    chadwick wrote:
    im with cate and dunk.
    i have no clue why it is super duper funny.
    it's a decent effort on the comedic style of one NY PJ1


    thanx ...

    although i dont think its super funny neither
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    :DBrilliant! now I have to leave this computer that made my day.

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    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    thanx ...

    although i dont think its super funny neither


    off topic a bit but here goes..


    either not neither.

    sorry, ;)

    it is either funny or it isn't.
    it is neither funny nor is it hilarious.
    either one or the other will do.
    neither of the two will do.

    im no English professor, go ask cate, she holds the answer.
    smart lil shit that catester.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    You know I'm going to have to try this out on my 91 year old patient and see his reaction to it.

    He'll love it cause he has a dirty sense of humour!

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    no sense of humor on the other side

    Aww, don't be like that... We have a sense of humour! :( I think it's more of a generation thing here. That's the sort of thing my mum would laugh at.

    :)
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    it's pretty funny
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    chadwick wrote:
    off topic a bit but here goes..


    either not neither.

    sorry, ;)

    it is either funny or it isn't.
    it is neither funny nor is it hilarious.
    either one or the other will do.
    neither of the two will do.

    im no English professor, go ask cate, she holds the answer.
    smart lil shit that catester.

    i actually thought about it for 10 seconds lol
    i admit im not an english major

    which reminds me of ralph wiggum
    "me fail english? that unpossible!!!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    this thread has turned out funnier than the joke!

    good job
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Lizard wrote:
    this thread has turned out funnier than the joke!

    good job


    haha see
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I didn't really laugh, sorry.

    Dunk's right, long story with little pay-off.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    No, not here to piss on anyones chips....but a pretty poor joke, barely a smile enducer.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    No, not here to piss on anyones chips....but a pretty poor joke, barely a smile enducer.

    It was like a joke out of a 'Carry On' movie, wasn't it? ;):D:)
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It was like a joke out of a 'Carry On' movie, wasn't it? ;):D:)

    By that do you mean it woud have been mildly amusing in a "ooh missus" kinda way about 40 years ago?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    By that do you mean it woud have been mildly amusing in a "ooh missus" kinda way about 40 years ago?

    Yes... and I was just playing with you Jamie because i know you like the Carry On films (which I can't stand :D ) I was just teasing though.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    jamie uk wrote:
    By that do you mean it woud have been mildly amusing in a "ooh missus" kinda way about 40 years ago?
    absolutely! It's like something you find in a CHEAP joke book :)
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    ah yes all the overseas comedians are in the house :rolleyes:

    it was an email chill out

    p.s. no one cares if ya find it funny or not
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ah yes all the overseas comedians are in the house :rolleyes:

    it was an email chill out

    p.s. no one cares if ya find it funny or not
    chill out? It's not like we're annoyed or anything... just that you're the one who seemed to think it was one of the funniest things ever... perhaps I should have some of what you're smoking! :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    chill out? It's not like we're annoyed or anything... just that you're the one who seemed to think it was one of the funniest things ever... perhaps I should have some of what you're smoking! :)

    look at the 1st post and you'll see i never said anything like that

    the last line was part of the email

    get it straight
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,305
    so was there shrinkage with all the rain today......
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
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    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Pickle says to Onion, get naked.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    so was there shrinkage with all the rain today......


    its always shrunk
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