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my private part died

NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
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One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
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Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
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'Yes, Nurse* Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
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'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
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Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
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The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
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He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' sh e said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
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Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
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'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
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(You've gotta love this ....)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU*
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,690
    bahahahahahahaha!
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    somethings wrong wth me.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Now that is fuckin funny. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rygar wrote:
    bahahahahahahaha!


    hehe
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    awwwwww man that is awesome!! :D
    thanks j!
    I love to turn you on
  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    classic
    http://alltimetopfive-boofcombs.blogspot.com/
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    :)
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    yes yes you're all welcome for the laugh :)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    somethings wrong wth me.


    me too.

    average joke at best
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    me too.

    average joke at best


    oh god here we go
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    always the overseas people who complain
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    oh god here we go


    what? just cos i didnt think it was ROLFLMAO funny or something?

    its an ok joke... it didnt deserve the build-up but it was ok.

    and i know what funny is... i laugh more often than you have a haircut... whilst eating a muffin... in the sun topping up the tanned god look.

    i.e. i laugh a lot.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    what? just cos i didnt think it was ROLFLMAO funny or something?

    its an ok joke... it didnt deserve the build-up but it was ok.

    and i know what funny is... i laugh more often than you have a haircut... whilst eating a muffin... in the sun topping up the tanned god look.

    i.e. i laugh a lot.


    what build up? its a joke

    dont hate the game hate the player lol

    got a haircut and ate a muffin yesterday
    but no sun since tuesday

    again im impressed by how much u remember
    i leave that much of an impression?
  • stylo17stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    hahahahah that was great. some of us appreciate you here NYPJ ;)

    jk dunkman hehe
    6/11/08 WPB


    ♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire

    ♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    always the overseas people who complain

    now here's a conundrum... to us you're overseas. :p:D

    and hey im not complaining. i just didnt find it funny. deal with it.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    what? just cos i didnt think it was ROLFLMAO funny or something?

    its an ok joke... it didnt deserve the build-up but it was ok.

    and i know what funny is... i laugh more often than you have a haircut... whilst eating a muffin... in the sun topping up the tanned god look.

    i.e. i laugh a lot.

    It's not funny until someone takes an upper decker in Castle Fuckula.

    How many bathrooms in that place anyway?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    what build up? its a joke


    (You've gotta love this ....)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • samicksamick Posts: 373
    I'm gonna try that...........and see if i get into trouble
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    no sense of humor on the other side
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    ha! cute!
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    no sense of humor on the other side

    yeah but there's plenty on the far side. and thats where i am. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    always the overseas people who complain

    Are they French? The French had no sense of humor (Jerry Lewis).
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    dissidentman wrote:
    It's not funny until someone takes an upper decker in Castle Fuckula.

    How many bathrooms in that place anyway?


    31...

    it has 31 windows you can pee out of.. straight into the moat.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    hehehehehe
    Well done!
    I enjoyed that one. Haven't heard it before, and found it quite funny! :)
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    edvedder913 wrote:
    ha! cute!


    my arse? or the joke?
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    bovy_j wrote:
    hehehehehe
    Well done!
    I enjoyed that one. Haven't heard it before, and found it quite funny! :)

    woww even the habs find some humor ;)
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Gotta say I didnt laugh... I guess im a leper now... :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,552
    dissidentman wrote:
    It's not funny until someone takes an upper decker in Castle Fuckula.

    How many bathrooms in that place anyway?


    Now THAT was funny!

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    kh65 wrote:
    Are they French? The French had no sense of humor (Jerry Lewis).

    NO!! im australian and believe me we have a sense of humour... but something actually has to be funny or at least mildly amusing to get a reaction. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    catefrances wrote:
    NO!! im australian and believe me we have a sense of humour... but something actually has to be funny or at least mildly amusing to get a reaction. :p:D

    ill show u something funny :eek:
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