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  • prljmngrlprljmngrl Posts: 320
    lol love it
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    prljmngrl wrote:
    lol love it


    careful the overseas crew will hunt u down for saying that
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Maybe they will laugh at this:

    A man goes to the doctor because his private part is orange. The doctor asks him what he has been doing differently and he says nothing different—just eating cheetos and watching porn!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    my arse? or the joke?


    Why do people say arse?

    :confused:

    Oh yea, hahahahaha funny joke.......but seriously, why do people say arse??
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Lizard wrote:
    Maybe they will laugh at this:

    A man goes to the doctor because his private part is orange. The doctor asks him what he has been doing differently and he says nothing different—just eating cheetos and watching porn!!! :p



    hehehehehehehe

    I love cheetos....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
    *
    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    *
    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
    *
    'Yes, Nurse* Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
    *
    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
    *
    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
    *
    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
    *
    He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' sh e said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
    *
    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
    *
    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
    *
    (You've gotta love this ....)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

    *
    *
    IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU*
    *
    *
    lol! I love silly jokes
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    chiefojibwa wrote:
    well, you can have some of what i'm smoking and you'll see that it's still a lame "joke"...

    and i'm from the good ol' us of a.
    :D well that's that then... it's a lame joke.

    Lizards joke on the other hand got a laugh out of me :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D well that's that then... it's a lame joke.

    Lizards joke on the other hand got a laugh out of me :)


    and you being the authority that you are....
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and you being the authority that you are....
    See :) You're learnin' :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D well that's that then... it's a lame joke.

    Lizards joke on the other hand got a laugh out of me :)

    I counted they appears to be more positive than negative toward this funny. :)

    Peace & have a good day. :)
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    g under p wrote:
    I counted they appears to be more positive than negative toward this funny. :)

    Peace & have a good day. :)
    Wow... how bored must you be :D

    we're not being negative... just giving our opinion.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    g under p wrote:
    I counted they appears to be more positive than negative toward this funny. :)

    Peace & have a good day. :)


    she tries to be funny with her click

    but its just lame
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    g under p wrote:
    I counted they appears to be more positive than negative toward this funny. :)

    Peace & have a good day. :)


    15 funny 7 non -funny

    lol i counted


    its all the overseas people ,,most dont like me lol
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    15 funny 7 non -funny

    lol i counted


    its all the overseas people ,,most dont like me lol


    funny is subjective. thats all. us overseas people do enough laughing at you americans anyway... we needed a break from all that frivolity and you provided it. thanks for that j. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
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    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    catefrances wrote:
    funny is subjective. thats all. us overseas people do enough laughing at you americans anyway... we needed a break from all that frivolity and you provided it. thanks for that j. :p:D


    yes it is


    and again one of the non-funny posters..... overseas :rolleyes: lol
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    us overseas people do enough laughing at you americans anyway...


    What did I do????
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Why do people say arse?

    :confused:

    Oh yea, hahahahaha funny joke.......but seriously, why do people say arse??

    arse is your butt. your bum. that thing you sit on.

    an ass is a donkey type creature. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    ill tell u what ,,the fact that its still around since friday says it all ;)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yes it is


    and again one of the non-funny posters..... overseas :rolleyes: lol

    oh come on. im funny and you know it. i just pick my moments. ;):p:D dont be terse cause your joke was lame.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I didn't laugh... sorry.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dissidentman wrote:
    What did I do????

    nothing.......yet. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ill tell u what ,,the fact that its still around since friday says it all ;)

    all it says is some people are very easily amused. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    nothing.......yet. :p:D


    I'll be on my best behavior...
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I didn't laugh... sorry.


    once again...location


    ill be honest with ya,, i could care less wheter u laughed or not ;)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dissidentman wrote:
    I'll be on my best behavior...


    oh no need to be on your best behaviour around me. ;):p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    catefrances wrote:
    oh no need to be on your best behaviour around me. ;):p:D

    Well I don't want to drag us Americans down any farther...

    Don't blame me, I didn't invent NASCAR
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dissidentman wrote:
    Well I don't want to drag us Americans down any farther...

    Don't blame me, I didn't invent NASCAR


    and i thank you for that. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    lol, finally read the joke, i thought it was ur private part that died, i was to affraid to read this thread hehe
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    kenshunt wrote:
    lol, finally read the joke, i thought it was ur private part that died, i was to affraid to read this thread hehe


    another positive from north america ;)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    kenshunt wrote:
    lol, finally read the joke, i thought it was ur private part that died, i was to affraid to read this thread hehe

    now that would have been funny. well... maybe just the thought of it. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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