Do animals go to heaven?

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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    catefrances wrote:
    how is it heaven if there's a chance you could tread in doggy doodoo? :D

    In heaven doggy precious would have to be odorless, cure cancer, and taste like bubblegum.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    I hope there is a huge field in heaven for all of our past pets to play in. :)
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    This thread went every which way but sane rather quick :D .

    Oh well... I suppose never ask an overly serious question on a Friday.

    Happy "get fried" day everybody!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    I hope there is a huge field in heaven for all of our past pets to play in. :)

    They can EAT each other. They can't die again, so it would all work out! :)
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  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,415
    Koalas and Pandas go to heaven....they just have to
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • onelongsong
    onelongsong Posts: 3,517
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    This thread went every which way but sane rather quick :D .

    Oh well... I suppose never ask an overly serious question on a Friday.

    Happy "get fried" day everybody!

    and a happy "sunday morning wake and bake" :D
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    SomethingCreative wrote:
    Koalas and Pandas go to heaven....they just have to
    ...
    Otters, too.
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    tchaliz wrote:
    When I was a kid, and felt down and out, my dog came sit right next to me and looked me in the eyes, i knew from that time that he had a soul. And if he did not, then a don't have one either,
    T

    Straight up man. That's what I'm talking about.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    onelongsong wrote:
    and a happy "sunday morning wake and bake" :D

    lol...we must have been roommates in a past life :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    HERE's another question...

    Do animals that people eat go to heaven?
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Sheep go to Heaven... they even have a prayer:
    "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
    He makes me down to lie.
    Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by.
    With bright knives he releaseth my soul...
    He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
    He converteth me to lamb cutlets.
    For lo, he hath great power and great hunger.
    When cometh the day, we lowly ones,
    Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
    Master the art of karate...
    Lo, we shall rise up
    And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    tchaliz wrote:
    and felt down and out, my dog came sit right next to me and looked me in the eyes, i knew from that time that he had a soul. And if he did not, then a don't have one either,
    T


    So true! When I had chicken pox as a kid and had to stay in bed all day, my black lab wouldn't leave my side. The same dog would also pull me by my diaper if I tried to go near the road in my grandmother's front yard. They had pictures proving it!
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    CJMST3K wrote:
    HERE's another question...

    Do animals that people eat go to heaven?

    What if an animal eats a person? Does that animal go to hell? That doesn't seem fair.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,296
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    What if an animal eats a person? Does that animal go to hell? That doesn't seem fair.

    Only if the animal finds god afterwords and counsels young animals on the importance of not "running with the wrong pack."
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    bootlegger10 wrote:
    Only if the animal finds god afterwords and counsels young animals on the importance of not "running with the wrong pack."

    :p
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  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,415
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Otters, too.

    agreed.....
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .

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