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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can break a glass by whistling.
  • paysonites
    paysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    When Stone farts nature does not go on an elevated terror alert it welcomes the specialness in the air.
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a remote control for his sprinkler.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonites
    paysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard always finds that needle in a haystack. His travels to 100 different farms have been documented and the results are in the 99 percentile.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonites
    paysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    When Stone Gossard cuts the cheese it forms little Swiss army knifes.
    No Shit!!!
    John and Shawna
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was originally cast to play B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie, but it was decided he was too masculine for the role.

    StoneT.jpg

    (His bling was made out of melted down Grammys)
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Lol!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonites
    paysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard was originally cast to play B.A. Baracus in the A-Team movie, but it was decided he was too masculine for the role.

    StoneT.jpg

    (His bling was made out of melted down Grammys)

    OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You are the winner of the day. :lol:

    Mr.S. unfortunately would of caused gender disputes. (Mr.S. :D )
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard speaks Dolphin.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard went through his entire childhood never once getting tagged in a game of tag.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the single biggest shareholder of GE in the World.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a secret doorway in his house that leads to Narnia.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a never ending toilet paper roll.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has breakfast in bed every morning.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,441
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has breakfast in bed every morning.

    He can do that because he has crumb-free bread.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a Wi-Fi hotspot.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has his own, personal adult size swing set in his tv room.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns three trained sea lions that cook dinner nightly.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has magnetic fingertips.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard donates his hair clippings to NASA for future use as a heat shield for the new shuttle program.

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