Stone Gossard...

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be fighting Syvester Stallone in the next Rocky movie.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard beat Arnold Schwarzenegger in an arm wrestling match. He won 2 out of 3.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never got a government bailout.
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Clowns are scared of Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard pisses excellence.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard gave Lil Wayne his tear drop tattoos.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Stone Gossard was a Simpson.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard once gave Megan Fox a fake phone number because she wasn't his type.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • wishlisa76
    wishlisa76 Sweden Posts: 806
    Whenever Stone Gossard steps outside the sun starts to shine, pink butterflies are all over the place and a gospel choir appears from nowhere, singing hysterically. (Stone doesn´t care though.)
    "I gather speed from you fucking with me"

    PJ in Stockholm, Sweden, 7th July 2012. EV solo in London, 31st July 2012. PJ in Stockholm 28th of June 2014. PJ in Milton Keynes UK, 11th of July 2014, Eddie solo in London 6th of June 2017. PJ London 18th of June, 2018, and 17th of July, 2018.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be moving to the North Pole in August to help keep the polar ice caps from melting.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will be moving to the North Pole in August to help keep the polar ice caps from melting.

    Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can build everything that MacGyver can and more.
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard used to be roommates with Danny Tanner from Full House back in college....they threw the sickest cleaning parties.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    It's impossible to X-Ray Stone Gossard.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard makes and flies his own kites.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard took the gold chains Mr. T gave him in the '90s and recently had them melted down into a big, phat pinky ring.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has perfect breasts.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard calls it a "vag"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Stone Gossard. It's What's for Dinner.

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